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Kids say the darnedest things! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom ! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The little …

I have made two mistakes in past two years that have been really stupid and now realizing, I've never should've let get upset now. Last year when doing electronic deposit I messed up my account number by one number. Thankfully they sent my return in check form to my house. Thank goodness for small miracles in that. This year, I thought I had filed my return last month and it turns out I never filed my return and apparantly something as little as four digit code kept me from getting my money. Anybody have tax headaches like this one, I know of only on thing that can cure my headace right now. My refund in my checking acccount right now.

I laughed so hard.... http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/foamyla.swf BTW there is some cussing so if you dont like that I wouldn't listen

Hey, guys, I need your help on something. Earlier this month, we had a big icestorm, and the local news station chose a few of the photos submitted to be in a contest. Well, my photo was chose, and the contest winner receives six free tickets to the Harlem Globetrotters when they come to town next week. The photo contest winner is going to be announced Friday morning, so I'm hoping to get a little help from you guys. http://www.kbtx.com/weather If you go to that link, there's a voting section on the right side - might have to scroll down a little - and I'm #7. I haven't been to the Globetrotters since I was 8, and I would really like to go, so if you could pop over there …

My high school had a pep fest to celebrate homecoming and they had a taco eating contest and the homecoming king and queen picked 2 people from each grade. A boy and a girl from the grades 10-12. I got picked by the prom king to be the sophomore to eat 3 tacos WITH hot sauce within a 2-3 minute time slot (I think). I lost, a senior guy won. But my teacher from last year had been visiting all day and she and the rest of my friends were all chanting "Go ,Katy, Go". I walked away the winner if you look at the circumstances. My mouth was burning, my lips stung but I was so happy when my friends cheered for me. When I got back from the bathroom, my friend Ashley who has sever…

Here are some ways to get kicked out of Chemistry lab. Pretend you have an electron stuck in your ear and inisist on describing the sound it makes to everyone in the class. When everyone is quiet and working, scream out, "My eyes!" Insist that there is no such thing as chemicals. Say you're algeric to protons. Drop cheetos in the liquid nitrogen.

I had this sung last year on my birthday for 9th grade day graduation. I just found this again and I'm absolutly nostalgic now. Here it is Seasons of Love from the movie Rent

Yep, mom let me stay home today because everyone (except 2 teachers) are being absolute jerks. I'm in special education and my case manager said (what my brain interperted) was this "I'm worried for that you may not want to apply for college because the courses you're interested in are VERY stressful" Do you think I wanted to hear that? No! anybody got some advice to keep me in school (not old enough to drop out yet) and out of trouble would be very helpful :x :x

Moderator Quiz! Do you have the qualities of a HazzardNet Moderator? Take this handy aptitude test and see where you fit! 1) You find an objectionable post that is offensive and inflammatory. Do you: a. Ignore it b. Post something even more offensive and inflammatory c. Modify the post selectively to tone it down d. Modify the post outrageously to amuse yourself e. Quietly delete the offensive post 2) A new user needs help with their avatar, and they need help with posting to the Photo Gallery. You see the plea for help in the Forums. Do you: a. Ignore it b. Answer just one question to see if they’re paying attention c. Reply immediately and answer everythin…

"Gracee, what is that?" "Just a cucumber!" LOL =)

Check out the Hazard, Ky(no jokes intended) well actually this article is very intersecting and here is the website at www.hazardkentucjy.com/2000/oldest_cabin.htm and I think you like this right here.

Hello there all dwellers of Hazzard County! This is an educational minute brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Game Warden and the Hazzard County Department of Wildlife. Today I took a tour of a botanical garden and much to my suprise I found a very odd species of tree. Now... Can anyone tell me where the Luke Tree is? Hee hee... I hope ya'll liked that one. Val

Today was a good day. My family shows show cattle, breeding stock cattle to be exact. Today was our county fair's beef show and we took Resv. Champion in our breed class. I was showing the winning heifer and she behaved very well in the arena. This was the first time in about two years that I actually touched a cattle halter or a show stick and showed a cow. I have been away at college and work, trying very hard to find my place in the world. When I was with those heifer's working with them getting them ready in the morning for the show, I could feel the experience I've had with cattle all come rushing back to me. It was like ridding a bike; I never forgot how to do it. F…

Number one did you know that in Southern Ohio there is a gas station called "Dukes" and they have a restaurant called "Duchess" oh and by the way if happened to stop by and have travelers check shey will give you a hard time if you try to use them. Second when you first get into Kentucky on 1-71 there is a water tower big as daylights that reads "Florence Y'll" and there is "Hazard,Kentucky" in Southern Kenucky. Here is the fun one and test your friends on this right did you there was a Corvette before 1953 and it wasn't a chevy actually it was Canadian Battleship that patroled the waterways of Canada againist the German U-boats and it was called the "Corvette" and it's f…

1. Which of the following is not the responsibility of the Back Seat Driver? A.Regulating the Temperature of the Rear Cabin. B. Assisting The Driver In Merging C. Radio Station Selection 2. The Driver has just initiated a parrelled parking maneuver. You should: A. Turn Around and Offer Your Opinion on Much Space The Driver Has To Back Up. B. Move Your Body In a 45 degree angle to provide a clear view for the driver. C. Lower Your Headrest To Reduce Obstructions. 3. The Proper Seating Position for the Backseat driver Is: A. The Front Passenger Seat B. The Rear Driver Driver Side Seat C. The Reat Passenger Side Set 4. When Backseat driving under the influence of alcohol, yo…

wanted a 67 GTO, but the seller tried to fool me... The I came across this baby here...... 57 2 door H/T 350 4 bolt. "Winter" LT 1 intake, headers, built heads, cam, Edelbrock carb. 4 Speed Muncie. Must 'been built in Texas in the 70's sometime.... Has a weird interior with small steel knobs everywhere... Will get some Torq Trust rims pretty soon... Charger is next!

okay I made these 2 general lee's out of play doh and modeling clay. I can't give you pictures cause my dumb computer wont let me but if you PM me I might be able to give you a picture to you

I just got this link from a friend and thought I'd share it with the rest of you. It's pretty cute lol although if there's a point to it I'm not sure I've figured it out yet oh well enjoy! http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

What is the safest place in a Tornado? Where? Browns Stadium Why? There is never a Touchdown. Let me Know what you think of the Joke.

the dukes are back with a vengance. ABC family 11:00 PM CT, YEEEHAAWW

Just bought this Couch. bumper is there, too. There is a bench seat inside. The Trunk opens to the back. The perfect couch for the soccer world champion ship here in Germany this year! 8) Cheers!

Hello to all you fine people out there. There doesn't appear to be a 'New Members' forum, so I've posted here I've only recently found this site & decided to join. I reside in the northern section of England in the fair county of Yorkshire. In response to what may be one of the first questions anyone asks; Yes there's a few 'General' replicas over here, but only 1 original studio car that I know of & that's in a museum My main automotive delight over here is Land Rovers, being on my 4th. However, I'm off to drive a TVR Griffith 500 for my 40th birthday very soon (its performance makes a Viper look sissy ) Yes, I'd love a 69 Charger. (who wouldn't??), but with our…

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I'm hoping I placed this topic in the right place! Anywho, I'm looking to relocate to Georgia and I'm trying to narrow down the towns as I research them, but theres nothing like getting a perspective from someone who lives there. I intially was looking at Macon, but I heard that the crime was ludicrouis. Thoughts?

You're convinced that truck stops have the best food. Your standard of living improves when you go camping. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in c…