Hazzard Swamp

(I wanted to share this with ya'll. I did not write it, noted the author respectfully below. ~Chet Duke) By: EILEEN MOROCK 'Taken from the "Moonlighter" Feb. 2008 edition.' "When Dreams Die" Some of us, the dreamers... Were born to dance upon the wind.... Dreams are a funny things, full of power and magic. They can propel you to towering heights, and drive you to persist thru adversity and exhaustion. They can motivate you to blast thru obstacles, catapult hurdles and ignore impossiblities. A razor beam focus on a dream is a numbing drug, allowing you to bear the worst circumstances. Ordinary people do extraordinary things when carried on the wings of …

If you're a Muppet fan and a Dukes fan you'll love this clip! If the link doesn't direct you to the exact clip, look for The Swedish Chef cooks up some Daisy Dukes! http://movies.go.com/trailer?cid=738991

Lets see how many of ya'll know your Civil War. B.L., I know you know your stuff on it, lets see how good ya are heh! Who refused to use pepper on his food, saying it gave him pains in his left leg? Thats the first question ya'll, since some of these are alittle hard, I'll give ya'll time to think and if ya need a hint just ask!

Any futhur details on these two events yet?

Awrighty, where's the sign up sheet and who's gonna be the wild turkey? Khee!

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Cleveland. If someone in Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Cleveland. If you've worn shorts and parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland. If You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of 1-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland. If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again you live in Cleveland. If you can drive 75mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard with …

This will work differently instead of giving clues from the serious you can give song titles stuff there famous for or even their famous spouses. To start this off properly here's the first clue I am married to Denise have three wonderful daughters I am blonde as well and I sang "Who's Cheatin Who" as a remake of the original artist. Bonus Points if you tell you sang the song first? Who Am I?

Is anybody up for some non-Dukes trivia?...(even though it's insignificant compared to Dukes). I'll start it out. Who was Presidential candidate Walter Mondale's female Vice-Presidential running mate?

Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr! A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants. "Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants." The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

Due to budget cuts and the great talents of this quick thinkin' little squirrel, The Hazzard County Department of Wildlife has adapted this policy for putting out our forest fires. Thank you for your support and please note the following procedure. Val Strate Game Warden (Note edit this I can't get the link to work right so disregard this post)

If Your doing double nickel down a city street will the cops pull you over or let you go by?

In case anybody is depending on closed-captioning to give you information on Dukes trivia, be careful of how much you can trust the spelling. For example, on "Enos in Trouble" (DVD) they spell Meadowmuffin, metal muffin (our Supreme Superior Commander is going to be furious) and in the same episode when Enos mentions his Uncle Odie they spell it Uncle Putney. How they got that far away from the actual word, I'll never know. Incidently, here's a little bit of Hazzard trivia that Sonny Shroyer told me personally.....Odie is his real-life father's name. He revealed that to me when I told him that I had a great-Uncle Odie and thought it was neat that Enos had one. Possum on a…

In Dr. No what type of gun did James Bond originally have and how many people did he put in the hospital?

The Flannel Express, it's store kind of like Express Men but not so trendy you see all they sell is Flannel's and that's all and it there two for one. Lol. P.S. Coming to mall near you.

You Might Be a Redneck If Making your bed involves removing at least three animals first."

go to www.cowsgomoo.com and then click on games and then click on ' "Poke the Penguin." You have play 1 round before the penguin starts cussing and then he blows up.

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop in and tell all of you that I haven't fallen off the map or anything, I have been having health issues during the past few months and things are finally starting to look a bit better. I haven't forgotten that I was going to do some brainstorming with Val Strate, or that I got board chilling out and shooting the breeze with Roger Duke. I have just been kind of under the weather lately. So, now that things are starting to look a bit better...Thankfully! I will be leaving town to go on vacation. This year, we're heading to the 3 country corner where Germany, Austria, and Switzerland meet. I am looking forward to that, but my real excit…

Just for fun, here's a short list of my personal food dislikes: Pickled beets Radishes Cream of mushroom soup Diet soda Low-carb anything Yogurt Peas Skim milk Cooking spray (what is that stuff? It's like WD-40!) Sushi Liver Actually, I don't turn up my nose at much - but this is the stuff I'll avoid if I can help it. Anybody else picky at the table? Brian

Okay my friend and I were talking the other day and we reviewed some really weird foods. I am at the mayo clinic hospital writting this because my sis is having an MRI (she's fine) so I just thought I'd put some of the foods I heard about out there for y'all 1. Alligator Tail 2. Deep Fried Candy Bar (Yuck!, that just wants to make me gag) 3. Maccaroni on a stick (Not interested) 4. Pickle on a stick (Why?) 5. Dandielions (Yuck! you have to cook them a certain way) 6. Sea weed (Speaks fo itself) 7. Animal brains (No!!!) 8. Berties botts every flavor jelly beans ( This is from harry potter, and it means what it says, it literally has every flavor, Grass, Tofu, Vomit) 9. Pu…

Folks, I post this here in remembrance of the college students at VA Tech. Being in college myself, (if you haven't figured it out from my little posts in the swamp about getting out of Chemistry class and about DOH frat) it strikes a cord with me. No one expects to go to class then wind up losing a friend or losing their own life because of someone else's recklessness. It also sickens me to know that there are people that distraught with their lives about a 'break up' that they resort to this kind of behavior. It's uncalled for. If you are having problems with your life, talk to a friend, a family member, heck most colleges have counselors on campus to help you deal with…

Today I was reading an article on corn prices in my local newspaper. According to the article it states that the demand for Ethanol would make corn prices raise. This is due to the fact that the current ethanol program has had a 3 million acreage decrease! The government doesn't plan to extend new contracts out to make up for that missing acreage. They are using the money they have to take care of the existing contracts that they have. This move concerns many of the wildlife organizations, livestock associations and several other organizations and businesses that have high demands for corn and are tied to agriculture. Wildlife organizations feel that using the dropped ac…

my cat buddy has passed away, mom put him down this afternoon. He died of cancer. Buddy was more than a pet, he was my companion, my brother, my friend but most of all somebody I loved. This morning when I woke up he crawled up onto my chest and started to pur. The vet said he was in alot pain and there was alot of tumor in his stomache. I'm in shock right now and I feel numb, sick to my stomach but most of all sad. On the good side I know he'll be watching over me in heaven and looking out for me. I hate myself for not seeing his pain and not being able to do a thing about it until it was too late. God, please keep Buddy happy until my time comes, please let him know tha…

I'm gonna flip out like a ninja. Cuz that's what ninja's do. Come join me and flip out. And you'll be a ninja too! http://www.rathergood.com/ninja

What if Dukes of Hazzard Fans had there own little Fraternity or Sorority... The name of this group would be Delta Omicron Eta... Those are the Greek letters for DOH. What it would look like is a triangle followed by a capital O then capital H. It's obvious our little Frat or Sorority's color would be orange. Our flag... what else but the rebel flag. Our theme song? 'Just a good ol' boys' by Walyon Jennings. Our motto? (This one we are working on... Any ideas?) Our mascot? The General Lee Sayings for Delta Omicron Eta; 1) Yeeehaawww! 2) Khee! Khee! 3) Oh no it's Rosco! 4) Possumonagumbush! 5) Shoot fire and save a box of matches! (Feel free anyone to add more...) You kn…

You should check out the website is: www.retrojunk.com that has a lot of these shows for the 1960's-1990's and forum, too. Some of you were born in the 80's like me, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 60's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 70's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 90's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. ENJOY! I have looked at these 80's shows brings m…