Hazzard Swamp

Ok, to liven up the forums, I'm gonna start a word association game. I'll post a word, then someone else posts a word that is related to that word or another word they think of. Keep it clean, folks! LOL. So let's begin... puppy

Okay this is a game I got from The Oak Ridge Boys message board thingy mcbobber.... Okay what you do...put a song title, and then the next person can take any word from that title and then post another song with that word in it. Try to pick a song that has at least three or four words in it...so we have something to chose from...and we'll try to avoid the same ones...for a while....lol... 1.) If Heavan Ain't A lot Like Dixie- Hank Williams Jr. 2.) You Ain't Just Whistlin' Dixie- The Bellamy Brothers 3.) Can't You Hear Me Callin'- Dwight Yoakam etc...etc....etc.... Y'all get the point... The first song title is: Just the Good Ol' Boys- Waylon Jennings

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Let's see if this catches on! I've seen something similar at another fan site for another show from a different country, and it proved really popular. Rules are simple, just keep it in order, each post containing a word appropriate to the next letter of the alphabet. Could just be a single word, or a name (either character, actor or production crew), or part of a quote, phrase or saying....anything from Dukes works. I'll do the first few and see if this gains traction. Granny ANNIE

The virus sure seems like it's all around the world and if it's not where you live it gets closer every day. There are a lot of things being canceled because of it. I was going to sit down on the couch tonight and watch a Dukes episode with my hound dog but we had to cancel because of the coronavirus.

So I came across a video while looking through Google articles yesterday of a Dukes of Hazzard Reboot. Though there's a catch, it's all AI and fake. Though it is a bit entertaining and sad to think that it's all fake...

Here's the place where you post one or more things that you have done in the last 24 hours. It can be anything you want it to be.....boring-exciting....or anything in between. The only rules are that it has to be true and it has to be fit for a family website. There are no limits to what you can post. I just got done watching Charlie Brown Christmas.

There are a few people on here that don't drink but a few that do, so I thought I'd put this in The Swamp. What kinds of beer do you guys like or drink? I usually drink a poor man's beer Milwaukee's Best Ice but my fav. is Heineken! ( Drink Heineken....you'll feel fine again!) I've become more attracted to Ice Beer here lately. There IS hard liquor, like Moonshine but I usually don't drink Moon or anything else hard. If you drink the easy to drink stuff either fast enough or enough in quantity, you get the Buzz you're after! So, what do other Hazzzardites drink when it comes to alcohol?

Hey there y’all, kinda thought this might be a good topic to ask here. But I’m wondering what advice. If any, y’all could give me on dating.. Currently single as a Pringle. But I’m young yet too, just thought I’d ask.

Right now it's 7:48 central time and it's Friday.....Duke day/time ( remember the late 70's-80's?) Anyway, I'm watching the 1st season and about to indulge in a few adult beverages! I'm watching Double Sting but will probably go back and watch others once this one is over. As a matter of fact, it took me so long to watch this whole season, I think I might just go back over them again! ....Let's face it, can any of us ever have too much DOH??

Happy Birthday cousin! Khee!

This be the Hazzard dictionary. Enjoy ya all. Buzzards-on-a-buzzsaw: Exclaimation of excitement; usually spoken by a dipstick Dipstick: A dimwitted and/or clumsy deputy Doggie-num-nums: Dog food or dog treats moustache: Tool used for navagation (this comes from 'One Armed Bandits' junkyard scene: Luke says: "Burt Reynolds never got lost" Bo replies "Burt Reynolds had a moustache") Posseum-on-a-gumbush: (see buzzards-on-a-buzzsaw) Schuck 'n' Jive: To mislead, fool, deceive and outsmart Screwdriver: Truely awsome tool that can be used for any and every type of auto work or repair Scuff: To damage, soil or injure; usually done to crooked sheriffs or…

I just wanted to thank our Commander, Meadow Mufn for keeping this site going! It's the best! I also wanted to remind her how much we care for her and love her! You are the best Meadow!! We care for you and love you SO MUCH!! ( Everybody in Hazzard feel free to agree with me!) YOU BE DAH BOMB!!

This was on my front page on my computer! I wonder if it was Luke, Bo....( Uncle Jessie???) .....maybe Jeb Stuart Duke !! It doesn't say which Duke she's waiting for! ( Hey, I couldn't help but think...you know with the word Duke....besides, there's no nudity and no bad words, so....:)

I thought you guys might like this....I found it funny at first....and then .....I got to thinking about it.........

I figured I better put this here. The Swamp is probably the only safe place! I was just thinking about this, because I've noticed in some episodes she seems more.....uh...….voluptous and in some a lot less. I have no idea why. I know she had children but still....THAT big of a difference?? Well anyway, she is......36 23 35! ( Her chest looked bigger than that in some and in others not as big!)

Hey y'all This is something that has been bugging me for a while,and to be honest it's making me laugh at their ignorance and stupidity. For the record I just want to say that I am in no way a racist person, and despite people getting hot under the collar about the General Lee and the Dukes being a symbol of racism because it was set in the south and had a confederate flag on the General Lee. Gy Waldron himself said that he was worried about the all white population during the first season, so he wrote some of the bad guy and police roles for black people. The Dukes,at least in my opinion, is a show about family and right and wrong,where the good guys always win,nobody…

BREAKER ONE BREAKER ONE YOU HAVE THE ONE HOMER WOLFMAN ANY ONE OUT THERE????????????

Pick your team and post it here. Two weeks until the Super Bowl. Even if you don't care, pick a team anyways just for fun. The more picks the more fun. Chiefs or 49ers? I pick Chiefs

I can't remember if I asked this one here or on FB, on the Daisy Duke page ( you might like it, if you check it out. ) but did Cathy ever pose nude anywhere? I know Burt Reynolds, has, as well as Sylvester Stallone, etc. but don't know if Cathy ever did!

Here we are in the Hazzard Swamp celebrating Meadowmufn's great news. It's going to be a 3 day shindig but will start a little early (namely now). Everybody is invited and anybody can do anything they want with a character as long as it's keeping within the spirit and ratings of the show. Aha, it looks the first to arrive to the shack (besides the host, myself) is Jesse and Hobie. Both are carrying two, one gallon clear glass jugs of water. That's four gallons of water to add to the buttermilk that I brought. It's good that they brought water. Somebody might bring salty chips and that would make folks thirsty. Hmm, I wonder why they're being so careful with it. It is just…

OK...I know I've said something " Negative" about Ben Jones but as I get to the end of his book....folks.... that guy is nothing but a Leftist! AND a Communist!! I know it's hard to see, when Cooter is such a great guy but Ben Jones AIN'T Cooter! Being conservative and southern or whatever, is now all the rage, but it's like the CONservative ( with emphasis on the Con), talk show hosts you have on the radio....it's a front! Being conservative is popular, so they go with it! The title of the book " A Redneck Boy In The Promised Land", ...Ha! He has no idea WHAT a REAL Redneck is and it's sad really, because he's from the south AND he grew up poor. I am from the south and …