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  1. Randi Brooks touches on Dukes and her relationship with Tom in this interview (starting at about 5:40):
    3 points
  2. Garrett Duke

    NASCAR news

    No I didn't. But that would make sense. LOL. Now I did...I was thinking they were just talking McDonalds. Duh me.
    3 points
  3. HossC

    NASCAR news

    The team radios are open to the broadcaster in F1, but there is a short delay before selected exchanges are played to the public, which gives them time to bleep out bad language. The same is happening in others sports too. Rugby referees have had microphones for a while and I think soccer referees might have them too. Back in 2013, they decided to give microphones to the coxes of the annual Oxford/Cambridge boat race in London. One of them spent the whole race using swear words to encourage their crew. I think the lesson was learned there!
    3 points
  4. HossC

    NASCAR news

    The Canadian Grand Prix started in very wet conditions, but only the two Haas cars started on full wet tires, with everyone else on the intermediates. Initially, it seemed like the right choice for Haas, but the track started to dry, and the advantage was gone. There were a couple of safety cars due to crashes (something we don't get very often these days), and through it all Max Verstappen managed to claim another win. His team mate, Sergio Perez (who's just signed with Red Bull for another two years), was one of those who didn't make the finish, along with both Ferraris. Behind Max were three British drivers, Lando Norris in the first McLaren and then George Russell and Lewis Hamilton in their Mercedes. Oscar Piastri was fifth in the second McLaren. You can see the race highlights here. It was obviously a bad weekend for Ferrari, but McLaren and Mercedes seem to be closing the gap to Red Bull. We have a two-week break now before three races in a row back in Europe at the Spanish, Austrian and British Grand Prix.
    3 points
  5. Hobie Hartkins

    The last 24 hours

    reminds me of a Johnny Paycheck song....Take this 2x4 and shove it....!
    3 points
  6. Hobie Hartkins

    The last 24 hours

    Bring him to the mountains of Tn. You know, where the Beaudrys have their hideout. Some people have gone there and were never seen again!
    3 points
  7. Spike

    The last 24 hours

    It's based off the video game of the same name. Years ago Nissan did a tournament with Gran Turismo and the best sim racers got a shot at a Nissan factory race team. Got home from picking the car up at the tire shop today, turned out to be something I ran over though I've never seen a screw like that before, anyways the lawn crew was nice enough to weed whack our asters and allysums.
    3 points
  8. Spike

    NASCAR news

    Kyle Larson finally got the waiver so he can continue in the championship hunt. Austin Cindric won the race Sunday in a surprise twist. Christopher Bell was the dominant car but blew up late in the race. Ryan Blaney would have won if he didn't run out of gas on the last lap. Another interesting thing I've noticed about some of the younger drivers this year, they're doing snuff during the race. Austin pulled a snuff pouch out of his lip during his victory speech. He isn't the only one either.
    3 points
  9. HossC

    NASCAR news

    Today's Monaco Grand Prix ended up as a pretty dull procession. Monegasque driver Charles Leclerc took pole position at his home race, with championship leader Max Verstappen only able to qualify sixth. Max's team mate, Sergio Perez, was knocked out in the first qualifying session, but started in 16th after the two Haas cars were moved to the back of the grid due to a technical penalty. The two Haas cars and the Red Bull of Perez were all involved in a crash on the first lap which brought out a red flag. Alpine's Esteban Ocon was also out on the first lap after a collision with his team mate, Pierre Gasly. Since the red flag allowed all the teams to make their mandatory tire change, most of the race was just about tire management as none of the leaders needed to build a gap for a pit stop. Further down the field there were a few gaps and pit stops, but for the first time I can remember, the top ten finished in the same order they started. Charles Leclerc won his first Monaco Grand Prix for Ferrari with his team mate Carlos Sainz Jr in third. Splitting them was McLaren's Oscar Piastri in second. Off of the podium were McLaren's Lando Norris in fourth, Mercedes' George Russell and Lewis Hamilton in fifth and seventh, and Red Bull's Max Verstappen in sixth. Carlos Sainz Jr was probably the luckiest driver after a small coming together at the start took him out with a puncture on the first lap, but he was allowed to take the restart in third (his original starting position). Monaco is a unique track on the F1 calendar with its tight, historic street circuit, but pit stops, crashes and weather usually give us a more exiting race. Let's hope that the Canadian Grand Prix in two weeks will give us more entertainment and maybe even another different winner. You can watch the highlights here.
    3 points
  10. You mixed up the opening lines and missed a couple out there, Skipper. The scene is after the Dukes go past Rosco's road block while towing the Richard Petty race car. Cooter is in the race car. This is how it should begin: Bo: "Hang loose." Luke: "If I was any looser, I'd be sliding off the seat." Balladeer: "There was old Cooter, sticking out like a bourbon bottle at a country revival." Luke: "Watch out for the mailbox." Bo: "What mailbox?" Balladeer: "Meanwhile, old Rosco wasn't doing too hot..."
    2 points
  11. I don't remember her when she was on the show, having that gap in her teeth.....terrible!
    2 points
  12. Boss JD Hogg

    A-Z Game

    Boss Hogg has a ZEST for making money.
    2 points
  13. They didn't really go out on a date on the show but as I recall looked pretty comfy in the back of that limo. Does that qualify as a date?
    2 points
  14. It's no secret around here that Emma Tisdale sets my heart on "FAST IDLE". Jesse Duke is my hero but I have no idea why he didn't take her out more often. I bet she would have even let him drive the motorcycle while she sat in the sidecar. They're so cute at that age. Happy birthday in Hazzard Heaven today Emma. Or as Jesse puts it "Emmer".
    2 points
  15. HossC

    NASCAR news

    Didn't you see Tyler Reddick's #45 car? Looking again, the purple #23 of Bubba Wallace with Grimace on the side is pretty cool too.
    2 points
  16. RogerDuke

    A-Z Game

    Waylon JENNINGS birthday today
    2 points
  17. Meadowmufn

    A-Z Game

    GUY, as in Waldron, creator of the show.
    2 points
  18. RogerDuke

    A-Z Game

    I need to get you guys back on track. Fire is the last word. We are now looking for a G word. This is not word association so your word has to be related to the Dukes. If it is not clear how, then you need to explain it like I did with fire.....G word next....
    2 points
  19. Hobie Hartkins

    A-Z Game

    I guess your wife doesnt know Emma is " The other woman"!!
    2 points
  20. As Garrett and Roy got to the top of the hill that looks down at still site number four, Garrett and Roy see the two deputies struggling their way down to the bottom where the Dukes and everyone stand. "We gotta hurry," Garrett states, holding the tape and tape player in his hands and motions Roy over by some large trees. "OK Bo and Luke, Ernie and Bill," Deputy Cletus states loudly before seeing Daisy, who is sitting on a log with Jesse hugging her. "What's wrong with her?" "She saw your ugly face and she fainted," Luke rolls his eyes at the deputy. "Now Luke," Deputy Enos states, "that's not too nice." "Well neither are either one of you!" Bo yells, pointing at them, "Bill and Ernie came to race in Hogg's race, to support this community, and this is the respect that you all give them?! It's one thing to be throwing false accusations at Luke and I. But now, y'all have come too far!" Enos and Cletus looks at them as they approach them. "I hear ya loud and clear, Bo," Deputy Enos states sympathetically, "but we are just following orders that we have to follow. The sheriff got evidence that y'all got the money. And. . .and I'm sorry -" "Stop apologizing to criminals," Cletus snaps at Enos. "Bo and Luke Duke. Ernie and Bill Elliott. You all are under arrest for stealing Commissioner Hogg's money and for hiding fugitives!" "You know we and them did no such thing!" Bo yells angrily and takes a step threatenly towards them for Luke to throw his arm in front of his chest to stop him. "We're just following orders," Enos reminds them. "You don't have no evidence any of us did such a thing," Luke chimes in. "Cousin Boss says that don't matter. He will deal with you all at the jail," Cletus responds, "now I need all four of you to turn around and put your hands behind your head. Nice and easy, now." Meanwhile Roy and Garrett quietly get to the bottom un noticed as everyone's attention is upon each other and all that is going on. "What?" Roy whispers as Garrett gives an evil grin and Garrett raises the tape recorder in his hands. Garrett turns the volume way high before pushing play. "What are we doing in these here caves, Boss?" Rosco says loudly through the player and everyone instantly stops and turns towards them. "What you think, numbskull?" Boss' responds over the tape "We are hiding out until Cousin Cletus and Deputy Enos arrest Bill, his crooked crew chief, and the entire Duke clan!" Boss laughs smugly. "I can see it now, Rosco. The headlines will read: NASCAR legend Bill Elliot and his crew chief are behind bars for stealing money from a small local town that was already struggling to survive!" More laughter erupts. "Meanwhile, they will get locked up in Atlanta with the Dukes. Bill and his crew chief will probably get bailed out, but their names will be mud after this. No one will pay to see crooks like them race until they are sentenced for twenty years. The Dukes will be in jail from here on out until they are released in twenty years." More laughter, "Life will be magical, Rosco!" With that Garrett turns the recorder off as they reach everyone at the still site. "Um. . .um Garrett. Roy, " Deputy Enos stutters, "what you got there?" "Rock hard evidence, Deputy, that Bill and Ernie stole no money and Hogg is being his greedy self," Garrett hisses at the deputy who attempts to take it from him only to yank it away from him, "I think you all need to reconsider what you are doing here." Enos and Cletus both look at each other and then at Garrett and Roy. "I . . .I think we need to call this in," Cletus responds walking to the car just as Rosco pulls up besides their patrol car. As Rosco stiffly steps out of the patrol car, Cletus states, "Garrett Duke has Boss and you recorded saying they didn't steal no money." "Does he, now he?" Rosco asks as they walk back to where they are at and Garrett rewinds the tape and replays that part for Rosco. "There's more, but we can save that for later," Garrett dryly responds as he stops the tape. "Bill and Ernie brought y'all money, competition, and a crowd for that race and y'all played them dirty. You can drop the charges now and apologize." "You hush Garrett!" Rosco yells as he eyes everyone suspiciously. "You are under arrest for spying on the sheriff and the commissioner!" "You do you, Rosco," Garrett dryly grins at him as he hands Roy the tape recorder and motions him towards Luke. Roy nods and quickly walks over and hands the tape and recorder to Luke who thanks him. "Turn around, put your hands above your head. You are going back to Atlanta where you belong," Rosco hisses and Garrett cooperates and Rosco tightly handcuffs Garrett's hands behind his back, "You're not getting out of it this time, Duke!" Rosco hisses in his ear before he reads him his rights and shoves him towards his patrol car. Garrett reminds silent as he allows Rosco to shove him in the back before he begins to drive off, sirens wailing.
    2 points
  21. RogerDuke

    A-Z Game

    guess who put the heart reaction there
    2 points
  22. Spike

    NASCAR news

    According to NASCAR insiders Martin Truex jr will announce his retirement tomorrow.
    2 points
  23. Hobie Hartkins

    A-Z Game

    EMMA! ( If you don't get it, Let Roger explain it to you! )
    2 points
  24. Spike

    NASCAR news

    Personally I think team radios should be off limits to the public because drivers are adults and will let the cuss words fly and other remarks not fit for PG tv. Children shouldn't hear that anyways. So far it doesn't appear NASCAR will be punishing Martin Truex jr. In other news Fox and Indycar have reached a deal. Fox will broadcast all 17 Indycar races of Fox stations. To make this happen Fox has moved all but 5 of the cup series races they will get next year to FS1. As an Indycar fan this is great news...but as a NASCAR fan this means I'm only watching 5 races on Fox next year. Though some of those were already moved due to the USFL games anyways.
    2 points
  25. Spike

    NASCAR news

    After getting stuck in traffic during one of the pit stop cautions he ranted about the other drivers and calling them retarded. And of course it is now making the rounds on social media with people hoping he gets fined or forced to go to "sensitivity" training.
    2 points
  26. Hobie Hartkins

    A-Z Game

    CATHERINE .... do I really need to explain...?
    2 points
  27. RogerDuke

    A-Z Game

    yes but we're smart and can figure it out eventually. we're not dumb like milo BEAUDRY.
    2 points
  28. Garrett Duke

    NASCAR news

    Um what did Martin Truex Jr say and why? This is the first time I am hearing that he has said anything...see out of the loop I am. Work and school has me preoccupied and missing out. Thank you for the information.
    2 points
  29. He's 94 - he can probably afford to retire by now!
    2 points
  30. HossC

    A-Z Game

    Garrett posted in Word Association last night.
    2 points
  31. HossC

    A-Z Game

    The Duke Family SINGERS
    2 points
  32. I'm just happy that Daisy made it out of there. Of course she did have a little help. Those Beaudry boys sure are a bunch of low down sidewinders but there are parts of their lifestyle I envy. They don't care about how they dress or if their truck or house meet any social standards. They don't care what anybody thinks of them and purty much do what they want to do (it's just too bad some of what they do is bad). They don't care about modern things (I can never imagine Pa Beaudry getting depressed because he didn't get enough likes on facebook). And they don't even have to work. They just live off the land.
    2 points
  33. Good one Hobie. Lol.
    2 points
  34. RogerDuke

    A-Z Game

    Emma is PASSIONATE about Jesse
    2 points
  35. Skipper Duke

    A-Z Game

    Hobie Hartkins... That's The Runaway from Season 2.
    2 points
  36. Garrett Duke

    NASCAR news

    Thank you Spike for covering NASCAR. Sounds like an exciting finish. Though Blaney might think otherwise.
    2 points
  37. HossC

    A-Z Game

    A sudden invasion of the ABYSSINIAN fruit fly
    2 points
  38. Spike

    NASCAR news

    Oh yeah Dale Jr said multiple times in his podcasts over the years that to run a competitive cup team requires $20+million a year. I could see Hendrick and Gibbs probably spending close to $150 million a year for each of their 4 teams. Haas was sponsoring one or two of the SHR cars almost every race so he was dumping more money than other teams. Floyd Mayweather has backed out of co ownership deal of whatever team it was he joined that ran a partial schedule last year. I could see Michael Jordan jumping ship from 23XI within a year or two if he sees it's not at least breaking even. Currently he's sponsoring either car a few races.
    2 points
  39. Spike

    NASCAR news

    If Front Row Motorsports is getting a charter that would explain why they let Michael McDowell go since 2 of SHR driver's are contracted to Ford and they will most likely go to FRM, one in the 34 and the other in the new charter team. Apparently the last charter available from SHR is going for $20-30 million depending on who you listen to on Twitter.
    2 points
  40. RogerDuke

    NASCAR news

    I watched a show about the Isle of Man motorcycle race...wow! They also talked about the Manx language. What do you guys think? Should we have a thread for non-NASCAR racing? I kinda feel bad talking about dirt bikes and sport bikes and F1 but if you guys are okay with it I don't care. Supercross season is over and the first Motocross race was Saturday.
    2 points
  41. HossC

    NASCAR news

    Due to satellite bookings and worldwide TV schedules, F1 races now have a time frame in which they must be completed, so there are no indefinite delays or carry overs until Monday. Also, the teams are often already packing up their gear while the Champagne is flowing because they have to fly halfway around the world for the next race.
    2 points
  42. Rosco got on the CB "You dipstick deputies. Where are you anyways?" Enos and Cletus looked at each other while the 4 Dukes, Cooter, Bill and Ernie watched and listened. Cletus told Enos to answer "After all, you are the senior deputy." Enos quickly responded "But you are the county commissioner's cousin...er, second cousin twice removed, er whatever you are." Cletus "Um, yes but I can just tell by Rosco's voice that he ain't none too happy." The CB rang out again with Boss's voice this time. "Now you listen here you lugnuts, one of ya better answer or you will both be working in the Hazzard County Sewer Department as taste testers!" They fought their way to the CB but Enos got there first. "Yes sir Mr Hogg and Sheriff Rosco. We are up here on Willow Drive just past Jensen's Hollow at the old Duke still site #4." "All right" responded Rosco. "I know exactly where that's at. Now don't let anybody get away because if you do I'll give you a job that is even worse than taste tester at the sewer. I'm gone." Cletus grimaced "Yuk, what could be worse than that?" Jesse had a disappointed look on his face. "I tell ya what can be worse than that. Spending the last 40 years thinking still site #4 was a secret and finding out the law knew about it all along." A minute later a distant siren was audible. Daisy panicked, what are we gonna do now?! Oh my! I think I'm going to faint. She fell on Enos who fell on Cletus and the 3 of them hit the ground like dominoes.
    2 points
  43. RogerDuke

    Word Association

    If you don't mind we will just use worm poo as the response and to that I will respond: manure
    2 points
  44. RogerDuke

    NASCAR news

    I'm surprised NASCAR didn't suspension him for saying that. Now if he acts on the threat and somebody gets hurt everybody will be blaming NASCAR as much as they blame Stenhouse.
    2 points
  45. Season 6 Undercover Dukes Bo: "Luke, how come they didn't find that camera?" Luke: "Because they ain't allowed to eat on duty." Bo: "What?" Luke: "Want a hot buttered camera?"
    1 point
  46. RogerDuke

    Happy Birthday

    Happy birthday in Hazzard Heaven Waylon.....Born June 15 1937 died Feb 13 2002. We miss you, ya old Ridge Runner.
    1 point
  47. Hobie Hartkins

    A-Z Game

    HUGHIE
    1 point
  48. Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, the judge was delayed by eatin' at the Chickasaw Diner. You know what, some folks have been delayed permanently eatin' there."
    1 point
  49. Skipper Duke

    The last 24 hours

    Sorry Spike. It's just that last part is funny to me. Lol.
    1 point
  50. If you have to quote whole scenes, put them in the favorite scenes thread, but ask yourself if people want to read a whole scene. Also, you have a habit of leaving bits out without saying you've omitted anything, so it might be better to stick to the short, snappy quotes as it takes me less time to check/correct them!
    1 point
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