Hazzard Swamp

right... thought this was kinda funny...let me know what yall think...someone sent it to me.... http://www.mdna.net/kooks.html

OMG!!! This is soooo funny... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373 click the link then click on the pic of the guy that says Watch This Movie...it's sooooo funny!!

Now Amos Moses was a Cajun, He lived by hisse'f in the swamp. He hunted alligators for a livin', He just knocked 'em in the head with a stump. The Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos It ain't legal hunting alligators down in the swamp, boy Now everybody blames his old man, For makin' him mean as a snake, When Amos Moses was a boy His daddy would use him for alligator bait. Tie a rope around his neck, and throw him in the swamp, Alligator bait in a Louisiana bayou About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries, Named him after a man of the cloth, Cal…

I don't know if anyone has seen/heard this one before, but it makes me smile http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~blagger/the_duel.html Look out for 'The General'

hey ne one have a general lee horn or dasys jeep horn 8)

Well, might just fit rite in here. I'm the guy with the white hat in the background. It's my Band "The Hustlers" On this evening we renamde into "The Good Ole Boyz". And added a Banjo Player. The General belongs to my buddy Michael. Ah yes our "DAISY".... http://www.stillruns.com/other/1128636475/post.php

I like coming to this site but no one ever is in the chat room. Why is that?

September 25, 2005 is Teddy Bear Day and at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo kids get in free.

Heard this on the news They had fired a employee because he didn't show up for three days. Well, when they went to his house they found out that he had passed on. So In fact the City of Cleveland fired a dead guy.

How rare is the first season of the dukes with the ben cooper spelling error? Should i sell mine copy now or sit on it? thanks for you time. have a great day.

These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes" !. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back? Trustworthey. 2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first? The Woman. The Man would get lost. 3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business? 1. No Mind. 2. No business 4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed? He wanted a foam mattress. 5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked. "Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father". 6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ? They're both empty from the neck up. 7. When is the only time…

I just picked up this book yesterday at a dollar store, it's very fantastting.

hows everyone the chat room is greatr

Quote: Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. Not only that but these guys hang here also!!!

A year ago last thursday, I was strolling in the zoo When I met a man who thought he knew the lot He was laying down the law about the habbits of baboons And the number of quills a porcupine has got So I asked him "What's that creature's name?" and he answered "That's a helk!" And I'd have gone on thinking that was true If the animal in question hadn't put that chap to shame, And remarked—"I ain't a helk—I'm a gnu! I'm a gnu—I'm a gnu The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo I'm a gnu—how do you do? You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who I'm a gnu—spelt G - N - U I'm not a camel or a kangaroo So let me introduce, I'm neither man nor moose Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,…

I think it's just swamp gas...