Hazzard Swamp
Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. If you're one of the nuts, pay no heed to the previous warning. Don't get too nutty tho' or we'll have to have the men in white coats come pick ya up... *Warning* There may be "adult" humor in here. If you're easily offended or under 18, it is advised not to enter here. Folks, try to keep it as clean as possible.
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This is where we run our March Madness style tournament... Hazzard style!
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I didn't know where else to put this, so I hope this is ok. What's Byron Cherry doing now? I mean we all know about Christopher ( ) but what about him? I'm watching the 5th season and so I started thinking about them.
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Have you folks taken the Yanni-Laurel challenge? I heard Laurel and my wife heard Yanni. That explains why every time she says "get some work done around the house" I hear "watch another Dukes episode"
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Living in western Pennsylvania I have been a Pittsburgh Steelers fan since before they even won their first Super Bowl but I was happy to see them lose yesterday. Maybe I'll get over it but for now I will not watch any NFL games this year, especially the Steelers. Only one Steeler came out to stand for the national anthem. That makes me sick.
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For all of those who have been around here a while and maybe some new folks that can shed light on this dilema... Why is it, I feel old? Does anyone look in the mirror and go, Gaaaahhhh! in the morning and say, 'Where did the time go?'. I talk to people younger than me all the time and they tell me they love the Dukes but can't tell me a thing about the show. Yes the Dukes of Hazzard is Iconic we all know and are greatful, but as a fan of the orginial, do you ever get that longing, mid-life crisis feeling of 'I wish I could see John and Tom as Bo and Luke again!'. I guess I came up with a solution answer to my own question, 'Pop in a DVD'. But then when it's over you hav…
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Hey everybody! So in Physics today, to keep us paying attention, my physics teacher puller up a bunch of dumb laws. They made me laugh pretty hard. Here's some from my homeland of Canada! Woot-woot! LOL In the City of Edmonton: If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn. If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m You may never use dice to play craps. (what else are you going to play with!?!) Citizens may not publicly remove bandages It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a…
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This might be better off over in the fan-fic section, but I figured that it might be less likely to cause a ruckus over here. (If I'm wrong, please let me know!) But basically, if I wanted to frame someone in Hazzard for growing marijuana, where would I have gotten the plants from? I'm not American, and I was far too young back when this aired to know about things like that, so... can anyone help? Please? Thankyou, Susan.
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As you can see Im really bored..so if your as bored as I am then post 10 random things about yourself 1. I love freckles <33 2. I have a shoe fetish 3. edit...its not my favorite song anymore 4. I love school ((I look forward to mondays haha))<33 5. I drink water 95% of the time 6. sometimes I talk to myself in a different accent ((lol you know its cool)) 7. I cant fall asleep unless my hair smells good 8. I love spending time with my mom 9. I daydream way to much ((mostly about Tom of course)) 10. I absolutly love the rain
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I just found this online, rather amusing. Captain Grizzy’s 2011 Showboat Parade on Lake Pococtopaug featured a boat that you might recognize! It's the Boar's Nest, complete with a jumping General Lee and a patrol car crashed into the back. You can read more about the parade and see the other interesting boat entries here: http://www.ctcameraeye.com/?p=3841
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Yup had one today......had ta sit outside under the hot Florida sun fer well over and hour. After the school was thoroughly checked we got to go back inside.....we only had bout 20 minutes left of the day by the time we got back in. It was just a prank. Gettin outta work was good but I hate the heat! To bad Bo n Luke can't get ahold of the dummy/dummies who did it and show 'em some Hazzard justice!
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Alright, so I was having a nice dream the other day, Dukes related of course and the strangest of strange things happens, and I mean, this was strange for even a dream! I got a log in screen. A big, yellow log in screen. Needless to say, I woke up after a few moments of viewing this. I mean it was one of those moments where you want to wake up yellin' I mean... Wow.
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Aside from Dukes of Hazzard, one of my other favorite shows is Lost In Space. One thing I've noticed is that both Dr. Smith and Rosco have similar catchphrases. Coincidence? I don't know. But it lead me to do this...
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hi guys, Any u notice that charger look like General Lee's vehicle? stop by drive thru KFC when they get hot new chicken pie? check out youtube..: what u think of that looking on vehicle's is? I hope put right place in section as well... thanks enjoy
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This is the official thread to post your Halloween costume and pumpkin carving entries for our contests. When all entries are received, we will be creating a voting thread for HazzardNet members to vote on their favorites. Official winners, however, will be chosen by Brian, MaryAnne, and Meadowmufn. If you need costume ideas, please visit our sponsors below. Halloweenmart BuyCostumes.com Extreme Halloween Network Low priced costumes at Shindigz.com Costume Craze
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Okay, so I've seen these kinds of pictures on The Sims 3 page on facebook. I ended pausing a youtube video for 'Carnival of Thrills' and this is what it ended up looking like. And when I saw it I just knew the perfect thing to put. I don't know if anyone else likes this or have pictures like this but I just thought I would post it and see if ya'll can answer those questions.
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hi guys, I not sure where put here that thread as well.. any you hear that one just on commercial was? check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdUqsxhd10 what you think that cool is it huh? thanks enjoy
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Here's a new game idea. Someone posts a word, or words or even sentence. The next person uses the last letter to post something else. It doesn't have to have anything to do with the last post. It can be anything your imagination can conjure up (as long as it's rated PG) Here's examples of how it could go... post #1 Enos loves Daisy post #2 yellow post #3 Washington D.C. post #4 Charlie Daniels is my favorite singer post #5 river Okay, I'll go first.... My hero is Uncle Jesse (anything that starts with an E will work)
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OK so I was buying some dvds at the dvd store, and guess what was the first thing I saw on the shelf as I walked in "the Dukes of Hazzard" the X rated film ..... at first I was like okay aybe the guy put it in the wrong section or he didn't know (the owner of the store isn't from my country) so I gave him the BOTD... so I asked hi is this the X rated film and he was like yes. sorry I had to like say this.. i was like O_O all evening.
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Take this quiz to see how much Redneck common sense ya have! WD-40 is: 1) A cooking spray 2) A highway in Wisconsin 3) A radioactive material 4) A household oil Which is the best way to coax your car to start? 1) Saying “C’mon, baby…†while you turn the key 2) Swearing while you flood the choke 3) Threatening to trade it in while hitting the dash 4) Praying out loud If you have 3 points left on your driver’s license, what motor vehicle violation can you still afford to have? 1) Speeding 2) Running a red light 3) Reckless driving 4) My car doesn’t run, so it’s no problem You’re hauling lumber in the trunk of your car, but it sticks out way beyond the…
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Hey Everyone! Today is a special day. It's a holiday here in Hazzard county. Yes, yes... You're all are like holiday? Since when? Well, when is not important and I don't know when it started, why isn't exactly important either.... It's just a Nameless holiday. The Hazzard bank is closed. My office is closed. The Nest is serving free beer tonight and tonight only. To celebrate this Nameless Hazzard Holiday, you wear something black. Then tonight at the stroke of midnight you howl at the moon and fall down on your knees and say... "Whaaaa ta fooooo iam!" Then dance around in circles for five seconds. Crazy? Yes, we know... but if you do this you'll have all the luck of the…
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This a fun little game I played when I hung out at another website. It's basically played like the book "if you give a mouse a muffin" reads. For example, I might start with If you give Bo a calculator....... Then the next person would finish it up with something weird, humorous, etc and then start a new bit. You can use any character in the series. Ready? Here goes........ IF you give Roscoe a $100...........
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Manure ... An Intersecting fact Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commerical fertilizer's inventions, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weight a lot less than when wet, but once water(at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas, As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before…
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Normally I would wait until December but..... if I don't get my christmas list down now, I will not get it down for the holiday season Anyways here's my list DVD ____ Harry potter and the prison azkaban Harry potter and the goblet of fire Family guy series (non-specific) King of the hill series (non-specific) Smallville season 5 (if they have it) Dukes of Hazzard season 7 The miracle of the cards (Mom& Dad, YOU have to order it ON-LINE) Cars X-men 3: the last stand Games ______ The sims 2: Open for buisness (PC) ER (PC) The movies (PC) Lost (PC) Nintendo DS game system with pokemon games (Mom& Dad: Not the lite edition) Pokemon channel (Gamecube) Puzzles ______…
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Vote for your favorite tombstone!
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I was reading different threads on FailBlog earlier when I came across this in the 'Tattoo' section: Read the full post including comments. This isn't you is it Roger? .
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