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Hazzard Swamp

Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. If you're one of the nuts, pay no heed to the previous warning. Don't get too nutty tho' or we'll have to have the men in white coats come pick ya up... *Warning* There may be "adult" humor in here. If you're easily offended or under 18, it is advised not to enter here. Folks, try to keep it as clean as possible.

  1. Started by Meadowmufn,

    I'm gonna flip out like a ninja. Cuz that's what ninja's do. Come join me and flip out. And you'll be a ninja too! http://www.rathergood.com/ninja

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  2. Started by artykidd,

    This a fun little game I played when I hung out at another website. It's basically played like the book "if you give a mouse a muffin" reads. For example, I might start with If you give Bo a calculator....... Then the next person would finish it up with something weird, humorous, etc and then start a new bit. You can use any character in the series. Ready? Here goes........ IF you give Roscoe a $100...........

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  3. I got the link to this from a friend and it's pretty funny. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041&pr=goog-sl Of course if any guy pulled that on me he wouldn't have an Xbox no more.... Val

    • 1 reply
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  4. Started by deathangel_tori,

    I'm hoping I placed this topic in the right place! Anywho, I'm looking to relocate to Georgia and I'm trying to narrow down the towns as I research them, but theres nothing like getting a perspective from someone who lives there. I intially was looking at Macon, but I heard that the crime was ludicrouis. Thoughts?

  5. Started by Julieduke,

    What is the safest place in a Tornado? Where? Browns Stadium Why? There is never a Touchdown. Let me Know what you think of the Joke.

    • 6 replies
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  6. Started by georgiagal1,

    At the risk of sounding like a complete idoit...who is KITT??? I've know its a car but I've never heard of it...

  7. Started by w1df10wr,

    "Gracee, what is that?" "Just a cucumber!" LOL =)

  8. Started by RogerDuke,

    Here's a new game idea. Someone posts a word, or words or even sentence. The next person uses the last letter to post something else. It doesn't have to have anything to do with the last post. It can be anything your imagination can conjure up (as long as it's rated PG) Here's examples of how it could go... post #1 Enos loves Daisy post #2 yellow post #3 Washington D.C. post #4 Charlie Daniels is my favorite singer post #5 river Okay, I'll go first.... My hero is Uncle Jesse (anything that starts with an E will work)

  9. John..John..John! I want to meet John! Oh how I wish I could meet John! He's not just my favorite Duke, but my favorite actor and all time favorite celebrity. John..John..John, I want to meet John..I've been to Dukesfest, I got his autograph there, but that is not what I mean. An autograph, when you really think about it, is just a line or two and a name scribled across something. Standing in an autograph line for an hour or two hours or longer, waiting for a few seconds while an autograph is scribled out, then being rushed out the door, that is not actually meeting someone, not to me it isn't...John..John..John..Oh how I long to meet John! I'd like to have an hour with h…

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  10. Started by Julieduke,

    Manure ... An Intersecting fact Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commerical fertilizer's inventions, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weight a lot less than when wet, but once water(at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas, As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before…

  11. Started by hazzard chic,

    Anyone dare to tell their most embarrassing moments or experiences? I'll be brave enough to share mine. It's a little gross so be warned! I was 12 1/2 yrs. old. It was the 1st day of the school year and I was starting the 7th grade. I would soon find out that it was to be the first day of another event for me as well. I wore white pants to school. At about 12:30pm, I went to the bathroom. There, I discovered that I had started my very 1st menstral cycle at least two hours prior to that! No need for the graphic details, I'm sure you get the picture! How about the rest of you? Are any of you courageous enough to share any of your most awkward moments?

    • 3 replies
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  12. Started by Brian Coltrane,

    Today's Tip for Success: Have a sense of self-worth. Brian

  13. The book that Just finished is called "Just Rewards by Barbara Taylor Bradford " this is the latest in the Emma Harte saga it's has Weddings, Births and Funerals as well. But now to give it away you have to read it for yourself.

    • 2 replies
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  14. Started by Val Strate,

    If you're a Muppet fan and a Dukes fan you'll love this clip! If the link doesn't direct you to the exact clip, look for The Swedish Chef cooks up some Daisy Dukes! http://movies.go.com/trailer?cid=738991

    • 1 reply
    • 2.6k views
  15. Started by Julieduke,

    My brother Douglas is right now Private Douglas Szenger with Ohio National Guard and I just wanted to start this thread for all the good wishes for him now.

  16. Started by Julieduke,

    Saturday Doug my younger brother picked up his new car, and wait till you here what he picked up. For under a thousand he got a 1977 Pontiac Bonneville with a 1979 Olds 350 V8 engine under the hood. It is a four door and the funny thing that happened today was he goes to transfer the plates from 2003 Ford Escort ZX2 and he tells the lady what kind of car he has and she tells him he needs a e-check. Now a little information on Ohio e-check for anybody not from Ohio on the Hazzerdnet , when your car is twenty-five years old or older it becomes exempt from e-check. The color of his car is a lite blue almost like a blueberry, Doug is so happy that he got this car.

    • 6 replies
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  17. Started by Bo_Duke_girl,

    okay I made these 2 general lee's out of play doh and modeling clay. I can't give you pictures cause my dumb computer wont let me but if you PM me I might be able to give you a picture to you

    • 0 replies
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  18. Started by Johnny,

    wanted a 67 GTO, but the seller tried to fool me... The I came across this baby here...... 57 2 door H/T 350 4 bolt. "Winter" LT 1 intake, headers, built heads, cam, Edelbrock carb. 4 Speed Muncie. Must 'been built in Texas in the 70's sometime.... Has a weird interior with small steel knobs everywhere... Will get some Torq Trust rims pretty soon... Charger is next!

  19. Started by iloveluke6,

    edit I dont have myspace anymore

    • 26 replies
    • 655.1k views
  20. Started by Val Strate,

    Hey Everyone! Today is a special day. It's a holiday here in Hazzard county. Yes, yes... You're all are like holiday? Since when? Well, when is not important and I don't know when it started, why isn't exactly important either.... It's just a Nameless holiday. The Hazzard bank is closed. My office is closed. The Nest is serving free beer tonight and tonight only. To celebrate this Nameless Hazzard Holiday, you wear something black. Then tonight at the stroke of midnight you howl at the moon and fall down on your knees and say... "Whaaaa ta fooooo iam!" Then dance around in circles for five seconds. Crazy? Yes, we know... but if you do this you'll have all the luck of the…

  21. Started by Kelly Davenport,

    Hey, guys, I need your help on something. Earlier this month, we had a big icestorm, and the local news station chose a few of the photos submitted to be in a contest. Well, my photo was chose, and the contest winner receives six free tickets to the Harlem Globetrotters when they come to town next week. The photo contest winner is going to be announced Friday morning, so I'm hoping to get a little help from you guys. http://www.kbtx.com/weather If you go to that link, there's a voting section on the right side - might have to scroll down a little - and I'm #7. I haven't been to the Globetrotters since I was 8, and I would really like to go, so if you could pop over there …

  22. Started by Bo_Duke_girl,

    my cat buddy has passed away, mom put him down this afternoon. He died of cancer. Buddy was more than a pet, he was my companion, my brother, my friend but most of all somebody I loved. This morning when I woke up he crawled up onto my chest and started to pur. The vet said he was in alot pain and there was alot of tumor in his stomache. I'm in shock right now and I feel numb, sick to my stomach but most of all sad. On the good side I know he'll be watching over me in heaven and looking out for me. I hate myself for not seeing his pain and not being able to do a thing about it until it was too late. God, please keep Buddy happy until my time comes, please let him know tha…

    • 5 replies
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  23. Started by Elly May Duke,

    Hey y'all I got a new group round Hazzard Art Gallerey. Y'all can post your Duke Related things you draw.

    • 1 reply
    • 2.3k views
  24. Started by Hobie Hartkins,

    I thought you guys might like this....I found it funny at first....and then .....I got to thinking about it.........

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