Hazzard Swamp

These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes" !. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back? Trustworthey. 2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first? The Woman. The Man would get lost. 3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business? 1. No Mind. 2. No business 4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed? He wanted a foam mattress. 5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked. "Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father". 6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ? They're both empty from the neck up. 7. When is the only time…

Have you folks taken the Yanni-Laurel challenge? I heard Laurel and my wife heard Yanni. That explains why every time she says "get some work done around the house" I hear "watch another Dukes episode"

I thought you guys might like this....I found it funny at first....and then .....I got to thinking about it.........

I just got this link from a friend and thought I'd share it with the rest of you. It's pretty cute lol although if there's a point to it I'm not sure I've figured it out yet oh well enjoy! http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

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How many of you have seen the new Hershey Kisses that are filled with different flavors? There is Cherry Cordial, Caramel, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Creme, Coconut Creme, Creme de Mint, Vanillia, Cheesecake... then you got the solid chocolate ones and the 'Hugs'. But what are your faves, and what favorites do you think cast members from the Dukes would like? I would have to say my favorite is a tie between Creme de Mint and Coconut Creme.

Right now it's 7:48 central time and it's Friday.....Duke day/time ( remember the late 70's-80's?) Anyway, I'm watching the 1st season and about to indulge in a few adult beverages! I'm watching Double Sting but will probably go back and watch others once this one is over. As a matter of fact, it took me so long to watch this whole season, I think I might just go back over them again! ....Let's face it, can any of us ever have too much DOH??

Here are some ways to get kicked out of Chemistry lab. Pretend you have an electron stuck in your ear and inisist on describing the sound it makes to everyone in the class. When everyone is quiet and working, scream out, "My eyes!" Insist that there is no such thing as chemicals. Say you're algeric to protons. Drop cheetos in the liquid nitrogen.

hi guys, I not sure where put here that thread as well.. any you hear that one just on commercial was? check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdUqsxhd10 what you think that cool is it huh? thanks enjoy

Just bought this Couch. bumper is there, too. There is a bench seat inside. The Trunk opens to the back. The perfect couch for the soccer world champion ship here in Germany this year! 8) Cheers!

My brother Douglas is right now Private Douglas Szenger with Ohio National Guard and I just wanted to start this thread for all the good wishes for him now.

Normally I would wait until December but..... if I don't get my christmas list down now, I will not get it down for the holiday season Anyways here's my list DVD ____ Harry potter and the prison azkaban Harry potter and the goblet of fire Family guy series (non-specific) King of the hill series (non-specific) Smallville season 5 (if they have it) Dukes of Hazzard season 7 The miracle of the cards (Mom& Dad, YOU have to order it ON-LINE) Cars X-men 3: the last stand Games ______ The sims 2: Open for buisness (PC) ER (PC) The movies (PC) Lost (PC) Nintendo DS game system with pokemon games (Mom& Dad: Not the lite edition) Pokemon channel (Gamecube) Puzzles ______…

Saturday Doug my younger brother picked up his new car, and wait till you here what he picked up. For under a thousand he got a 1977 Pontiac Bonneville with a 1979 Olds 350 V8 engine under the hood. It is a four door and the funny thing that happened today was he goes to transfer the plates from 2003 Ford Escort ZX2 and he tells the lady what kind of car he has and she tells him he needs a e-check. Now a little information on Ohio e-check for anybody not from Ohio on the Hazzerdnet , when your car is twenty-five years old or older it becomes exempt from e-check. The color of his car is a lite blue almost like a blueberry, Doug is so happy that he got this car.

Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr! A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants. "Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants." The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

You're convinced that truck stops have the best food. Your standard of living improves when you go camping. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in c…

What is the safest place in a Tornado? Where? Browns Stadium Why? There is never a Touchdown. Let me Know what you think of the Joke.

This will work differently instead of giving clues from the serious you can give song titles stuff there famous for or even their famous spouses. To start this off properly here's the first clue I am married to Denise have three wonderful daughters I am blonde as well and I sang "Who's Cheatin Who" as a remake of the original artist. Bonus Points if you tell you sang the song first? Who Am I?

Ok, it might just be because I'm tired, but this made me LMAO.. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON COOTER I LOVED THE WAY HE LOOKED OH MAN WAS HE HOT!

Take Elbow Macroni and Ground Turkey and a can of diced Tomaotoes

Let's have some fun messin' with the "Good Ol' Boys" theme, shall we? With all apologies to Waylon, here's my first stab at it : Just the good ol' boys... Here's a story to tell ! Not much to share between them all, 'Cept for chickens, goats and straw, Because they're poor as hell ! But they've got a car! Muscle under the hood! That's the most important thang To folks livin' in the Hazzard backwoods! Just the good ol' boys... Spend all their money on gas! Two cousins and a car, Against a Sheriff who's a pain in the - Brian

Today I was reading an article on corn prices in my local newspaper. According to the article it states that the demand for Ethanol would make corn prices raise. This is due to the fact that the current ethanol program has had a 3 million acreage decrease! The government doesn't plan to extend new contracts out to make up for that missing acreage. They are using the money they have to take care of the existing contracts that they have. This move concerns many of the wildlife organizations, livestock associations and several other organizations and businesses that have high demands for corn and are tied to agriculture. Wildlife organizations feel that using the dropped ac…

Living in western Pennsylvania I have been a Pittsburgh Steelers fan since before they even won their first Super Bowl but I was happy to see them lose yesterday. Maybe I'll get over it but for now I will not watch any NFL games this year, especially the Steelers. Only one Steeler came out to stand for the national anthem. That makes me sick.

my cat buddy has passed away, mom put him down this afternoon. He died of cancer. Buddy was more than a pet, he was my companion, my brother, my friend but most of all somebody I loved. This morning when I woke up he crawled up onto my chest and started to pur. The vet said he was in alot pain and there was alot of tumor in his stomache. I'm in shock right now and I feel numb, sick to my stomach but most of all sad. On the good side I know he'll be watching over me in heaven and looking out for me. I hate myself for not seeing his pain and not being able to do a thing about it until it was too late. God, please keep Buddy happy until my time comes, please let him know tha…

Okay, so I'm bored. Just for fun, I'm proposing a little game. Let's say it's a guessing game. Let's see if we can guess facts about each other if clues are provided. Here's how it would work: One states what it is they want people to try to guess about themself (this can be anything, such as your age, your job, birth city, etc.). They then provide a few clues and other people use those clues to try and guess. Anyone can participate. You may participate in a number of ways: 1. You can just provide clues to get others to guess something about you but not try to guess about other participants. 2. You may just try to guess the answer to other participants clues but not post…