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Stupid Men Jokes

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These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes"

!. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back?

Trustworthey.

2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first?

The Woman. The Man would get lost.

3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business?

1. No Mind. 2. No business

4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed?

He wanted a foam mattress.

5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked.

"Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father".

6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ?

They're both empty from the neck up.

7. When is the only time a woman can change a man?

When he's a baby.

8.Why are all the blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can understand them.

9. How do men sort their laundry?

"Fithy" and "Fithy but Wearable".

10. Yesterday, I got a nice used car for my husband."

" I've seen your husband . It sounds like you got a good deal."

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The Cat Had a Heart of Gold and would show everyone, a care free Life.

He would become your friend and You valued his friendship.

No matter on the weather, he would visit you.

You'd get very angry at him and he would still-be your friend.

He had survived the death of an young kitten, and kittens in which: he would baby-sit : were kidnapped.

So, as through a tragedy and he was a warrior to the other cats.

He would survive many winters and would come around , as the summer came.

But as death took his life and he will never walk the streets again,

what a warrior of a cat so long, Grey and you'll be missed.

  • Author

The Cat Had a Heart of Gold and would show everyone, a care free Life.

He would become your friend and You valued his friendship.

No matter on the weather, he would visit you.

You'd get very angry at him and he would still-be your friend.

He had survived the death of an young kitten, and kittens in which: he would baby-sit : were kidnapped.

So, as through a tragedy and he was a warrior to the other cats.

He would survive many winters and would come around , as the summer came.

But as death took his life and he will never walk the streets again,

what a warrior of a cat so long, Grey and you'll be missed.

  • 3 weeks later...

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