Hazzard Swamp

Pick your team and post it here. Two weeks until the Super Bowl. Even if you don't care, pick a team anyways just for fun. The more picks the more fun. Chiefs or 49ers? I pick Chiefs

I have made two mistakes in past two years that have been really stupid and now realizing, I've never should've let get upset now. Last year when doing electronic deposit I messed up my account number by one number. Thankfully they sent my return in check form to my house. Thank goodness for small miracles in that. This year, I thought I had filed my return last month and it turns out I never filed my return and apparantly something as little as four digit code kept me from getting my money. Anybody have tax headaches like this one, I know of only on thing that can cure my headace right now. My refund in my checking acccount right now.

September 25, 2005 is Teddy Bear Day and at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo kids get in free.

This is place for people to talk about there worst used cars they ever bought.

On March 20 and 21 at the The Cleveland Autorama they will have the old and new Kitt there but it's fourteen dollars to get in and eight dollars to park as well.

Hey y'all This is something that has been bugging me for a while,and to be honest it's making me laugh at their ignorance and stupidity. For the record I just want to say that I am in no way a racist person, and despite people getting hot under the collar about the General Lee and the Dukes being a symbol of racism because it was set in the south and had a confederate flag on the General Lee. Gy Waldron himself said that he was worried about the all white population during the first season, so he wrote some of the bad guy and police roles for black people. The Dukes,at least in my opinion, is a show about family and right and wrong,where the good guys always win,nobody…

right... thought this was kinda funny...let me know what yall think...someone sent it to me.... http://www.mdna.net/kooks.html

The Flannel Express, it's store kind of like Express Men but not so trendy you see all they sell is Flannel's and that's all and it there two for one. Lol. P.S. Coming to mall near you.

A year ago last thursday, I was strolling in the zoo When I met a man who thought he knew the lot He was laying down the law about the habbits of baboons And the number of quills a porcupine has got So I asked him "What's that creature's name?" and he answered "That's a helk!" And I'd have gone on thinking that was true If the animal in question hadn't put that chap to shame, And remarked—"I ain't a helk—I'm a gnu! I'm a gnu—I'm a gnu The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo I'm a gnu—how do you do? You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who I'm a gnu—spelt G - N - U I'm not a camel or a kangaroo So let me introduce, I'm neither man nor moose Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,…

Ok ya'll! Let's see how smart ya'll are! See if ya can make it all the way through on the first time. Heck getting all the way through period would be a feat! I haven't even made it all the way through! This quiz is supposely the toughest quiz there is. Hence it's called 'The Impossible Quiz'. Good Luck and have fun. Val http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143

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Here's the place where you post one or more things that you have done in the last 24 hours. It can be anything you want it to be.....boring-exciting....or anything in between. The only rules are that it has to be true and it has to be fit for a family website. There are no limits to what you can post. I just got done watching Charlie Brown Christmas.

Ok, it might just be because I'm tired, but this made me LMAO.. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

In Dr. No what type of gun did James Bond originally have and how many people did he put in the hospital?

Just for fun, here's a short list of my personal food dislikes: Pickled beets Radishes Cream of mushroom soup Diet soda Low-carb anything Yogurt Peas Skim milk Cooking spray (what is that stuff? It's like WD-40!) Sushi Liver Actually, I don't turn up my nose at much - but this is the stuff I'll avoid if I can help it. Anybody else picky at the table? Brian

Fairly pointness topic but that never stopped me before. My cat, Baby Girl, was on antibiotics a few weeks ago for a case of the kitty flu. I got around to throwing the package away today... and read this on the container of feline specific antibiotics... "Do not drive or operate heavy machinary. Avoid all alchol products" I guess its a good thing I stopped BG's cruising and boozing while she was sick. Pendragon

1) He/she did it! 2) I swear it was an accident 3)Hey, thats MY toy * I am not a mother, I'm just a very bored teenager looking for something to do.

Heard this on the news They had fired a employee because he didn't show up for three days. Well, when they went to his house they found out that he had passed on. So In fact the City of Cleveland fired a dead guy.

I laughed so hard.... http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/foamyla.swf BTW there is some cussing so if you dont like that I wouldn't listen

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Cleveland. If someone in Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Cleveland. If you've worn shorts and parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland. If You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of 1-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland. If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again you live in Cleveland. If you can drive 75mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard with …

This might be better off over in the fan-fic section, but I figured that it might be less likely to cause a ruckus over here. (If I'm wrong, please let me know!) But basically, if I wanted to frame someone in Hazzard for growing marijuana, where would I have gotten the plants from? I'm not American, and I was far too young back when this aired to know about things like that, so... can anyone help? Please? Thankyou, Susan.

Top Ten Signs Your Might Be a Dukes Fan 1. Your moved to "Hazerd, Ky" because it the closet to Hazzerd County you could find. 2.You was disappointed when the 2006 Dodge Charger came out with Four doors, instead of Two. 3.You Tell People leaving your Home "Keep It Between the Ditches". 4.You Go to the Cleveland National Air Show and the Thunderbirds didn't impress You. (I did go the Airshow on Sunday, and I thought that everybody on the HazzerdNet would Like this one right here.) 5.You own all the Dierks Bentley Cd's that are out right now. 6. Your Doors Works Perfectly on your car, but you prefer using the windows. 7.Your Still Looking for the "Boars Nest". 8.You Claim to…

I had this sung last year on my birthday for 9th grade day graduation. I just found this again and I'm absolutly nostalgic now. Here it is Seasons of Love from the movie Rent

I think it's just swamp gas...