Bo_Duke_girl Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 1) He/she did it!2) I swear it was an accident3)Hey, thats MY toy* I am not a mother, I'm just a very bored teenager looking for something to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 -It's his/her fault-You didn't say to do that, you only said to do this.-I didn't hear you-Give it to me-It's my turn-Stop it-Leave me alone-MOOOOM/DAAAAADI am a very frazzled mom. I know that there are good and cute things that come out of kids mouths too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo_Duke_girl Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 I am an older sister of one younger sister. I am older 11 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Then you know all the things that kids/teens say since you say them yourself. I know them since I hear the fights every day! We are two experts here on this topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo_Duke_girl Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 1) I'm bored2) I can't sleep3) Watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 The most dreaded words of motherhood, "I'm bored" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo_Duke_girl Posted February 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 1) I wet my bed*2) I had an accident3) My tummy hurts ( then the child promptly vomits all over everything in sight)4) Thats sooo not fair5) make me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 how about some nice things that you kids say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qualapec the She-Wolf Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 "Mommy is the Gowwilla dead?"The irritating thing about this is it was in the movie theater. So this kid was talking out loud and their mom wasn't doing anything about it.~She-Wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 It is hard to take children to the movies. I have had to hush my own children quite a few times. What is more annoying though, are the inconsiderate adults who talk and joke during a movie. That is one of the reasons that I don't like to see movies in the theaters. I hate all the other people around me. I want quiet. I also like to be able to rewind if I missed something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmandaRobson Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 "You're married to the pope aren't you?""No she's married to Santa Claus!" "HAHAHAHA you're Mrs. Claus!!"That was a conversation two kids in one of my summer camp groups had. They were trying to decide whether I was the pope's wife or Santa's wife. Although I tried to explain that the pope can't have a wife and Santa is much too old for me but they insisted.*shrugs* Kids come up with some strange ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieRose_00 Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 **I'm gonna get them monsters(my nephew is obsessed with Scooby Doo)**That's the General Lee(whenever he sees the General on my tv while I'm watching the Dukes)**That's my phone(He thinks he owns our phone) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzard chic Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 I have 2 children who are still both very young (ages 4 and 5). Therefore, they both still say a lot of cute/funny things. However, they are both boys and are very competitve with each other so they fight a lot and say a lot of things that are not cute or funny as well.Some of the cute/funny things my 4yr. old has said:One day I said to him, "What are you doing dear?"He replied, "I am not a deer, I am a boy!""Waaaa, mmmooommmyyy, I broke my face" This was after tripping and wacking his face on a chair. Not to worry, he just got a little bruise out of the deal and he totally forgot about it not 5 minutes afterward.The way he pronounces some words:cowboy is cow'd'boymacaroni is mac'n'onieMadagascar(the movie) is MadanascarFinally, lately he has been in the habit of saying, "We will see about that!"Some cute/funny things my 5yr. old has said:"When I grow up I'm going to get me a wife and some kids so I can have a family. Mom, what store do you get wives in?""I can't wait untill I'm 10 because then I'll be old and all grown up.""When I grow up, I'll have lots of money, maybe even $100."Yes this is the typical child who is obscessed with growing up. I think it is cute to hear how the world works from the view point of a child.Things that both my children say that are not so cute."Mom, he took the toy I was playing with.""He's lieing, I didn't do it!""Mom, he's not sharing""That's mine!" "No, it's mine!""Waaaa, mom, make him give it back!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke_It! Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Oooh, my niece has some good cuties!The first time she saw her new baby brother (only a few hours old), he was getting his nappy changed, and the first thing she saw was his dirty nappy.And she promtly says: "Baby. Poo." (she then repeated this every now and then over the next week...)But, after we'd gotten past 'baby poo', she was incredibly adorable and starts saying: "Hello, baby!" all the time to him.Another favourite: "Siiii-lly DaDad(Grandad)/Aunty/Nana"One that was QUITE funny:My dad (her grandad, obviously! ) likes to play around and he'll say to her 'I'm gonna kick your ass '... with a really bad exaggeration of some sort of accent (maybe American...). My Niece, of course, only picks up on that last word!Next thing we know, she walks into a room, see's her grandad and immediately goes:"Dadad! ASS!" She's about 2 and a half... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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