Hazzard Swamp

Okay my friend and I were talking the other day and we reviewed some really weird foods. I am at the mayo clinic hospital writting this because my sis is having an MRI (she's fine) so I just thought I'd put some of the foods I heard about out there for y'all 1. Alligator Tail 2. Deep Fried Candy Bar (Yuck!, that just wants to make me gag) 3. Maccaroni on a stick (Not interested) 4. Pickle on a stick (Why?) 5. Dandielions (Yuck! you have to cook them a certain way) 6. Sea weed (Speaks fo itself) 7. Animal brains (No!!!) 8. Berties botts every flavor jelly beans ( This is from harry potter, and it means what it says, it literally has every flavor, Grass, Tofu, Vomit) 9. Pu…

Folks, I post this here in remembrance of the college students at VA Tech. Being in college myself, (if you haven't figured it out from my little posts in the swamp about getting out of Chemistry class and about DOH frat) it strikes a cord with me. No one expects to go to class then wind up losing a friend or losing their own life because of someone else's recklessness. It also sickens me to know that there are people that distraught with their lives about a 'break up' that they resort to this kind of behavior. It's uncalled for. If you are having problems with your life, talk to a friend, a family member, heck most colleges have counselors on campus to help you deal with…

Top Ten Signs Your Might Be a Dukes Fan 1. Your moved to "Hazerd, Ky" because it the closet to Hazzerd County you could find. 2.You was disappointed when the 2006 Dodge Charger came out with Four doors, instead of Two. 3.You Tell People leaving your Home "Keep It Between the Ditches". 4.You Go to the Cleveland National Air Show and the Thunderbirds didn't impress You. (I did go the Airshow on Sunday, and I thought that everybody on the HazzerdNet would Like this one right here.) 5.You own all the Dierks Bentley Cd's that are out right now. 6. Your Doors Works Perfectly on your car, but you prefer using the windows. 7.Your Still Looking for the "Boars Nest". 8.You Claim to…

Heard this on the news They had fired a employee because he didn't show up for three days. Well, when they went to his house they found out that he had passed on. So In fact the City of Cleveland fired a dead guy.

I can't remember if I asked this one here or on FB, on the Daisy Duke page ( you might like it, if you check it out. ) but did Cathy ever pose nude anywhere? I know Burt Reynolds, has, as well as Sylvester Stallone, etc. but don't know if Cathy ever did!

BREAKER ONE BREAKER ONE YOU HAVE THE ONE HOMER WOLFMAN ANY ONE OUT THERE????????????

Saturday Doug my younger brother picked up his new car, and wait till you here what he picked up. For under a thousand he got a 1977 Pontiac Bonneville with a 1979 Olds 350 V8 engine under the hood. It is a four door and the funny thing that happened today was he goes to transfer the plates from 2003 Ford Escort ZX2 and he tells the lady what kind of car he has and she tells him he needs a e-check. Now a little information on Ohio e-check for anybody not from Ohio on the Hazzerdnet , when your car is twenty-five years old or older it becomes exempt from e-check. The color of his car is a lite blue almost like a blueberry, Doug is so happy that he got this car.

Quote: Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. Not only that but these guys hang here also!!!

So we've been sitting in the house for two days straight. On Wednesday my husband worked and I drove around grabbing supplies like canned goods, water, dog food, and extra gas. ON thursday it hit and we've been stuck inside since. Have you people any idea just how bored I am. I've already been outside just to look around and see what's been going on. The swamp back behind grandma mc kendree is almost up to her door. I"m thinking I'm going to be taking lots of pictures, especially since the folks up the street lost a pecan tree. Sad too, that tree always put out alot of nuts.

For all of those who have been around here a while and maybe some new folks that can shed light on this dilema... Why is it, I feel old? Does anyone look in the mirror and go, Gaaaahhhh! in the morning and say, 'Where did the time go?'. I talk to people younger than me all the time and they tell me they love the Dukes but can't tell me a thing about the show. Yes the Dukes of Hazzard is Iconic we all know and are greatful, but as a fan of the orginial, do you ever get that longing, mid-life crisis feeling of 'I wish I could see John and Tom as Bo and Luke again!'. I guess I came up with a solution answer to my own question, 'Pop in a DVD'. But then when it's over you hav…

The book that Just finished is called "Just Rewards by Barbara Taylor Bradford " this is the latest in the Emma Harte saga it's has Weddings, Births and Funerals as well. But now to give it away you have to read it for yourself.

Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr! A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants. "Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants." The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

Pick your team and post it here. Two weeks until the Super Bowl. Even if you don't care, pick a team anyways just for fun. The more picks the more fun. Chiefs or 49ers? I pick Chiefs

I just wanted to thank our Commander, Meadow Mufn for keeping this site going! It's the best! I also wanted to remind her how much we care for her and love her! You are the best Meadow!! We care for you and love you SO MUCH!! ( Everybody in Hazzard feel free to agree with me!) YOU BE DAH BOMB!!

I had this sung last year on my birthday for 9th grade day graduation. I just found this again and I'm absolutly nostalgic now. Here it is Seasons of Love from the movie Rent

These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes" !. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back? Trustworthey. 2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first? The Woman. The Man would get lost. 3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business? 1. No Mind. 2. No business 4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed? He wanted a foam mattress. 5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked. "Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father". 6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ? They're both empty from the neck up. 7. When is the only time…

1) He/she did it! 2) I swear it was an accident 3)Hey, thats MY toy * I am not a mother, I'm just a very bored teenager looking for something to do.

(I wanted to share this with ya'll. I did not write it, noted the author respectfully below. ~Chet Duke) By: EILEEN MOROCK 'Taken from the "Moonlighter" Feb. 2008 edition.' "When Dreams Die" Some of us, the dreamers... Were born to dance upon the wind.... Dreams are a funny things, full of power and magic. They can propel you to towering heights, and drive you to persist thru adversity and exhaustion. They can motivate you to blast thru obstacles, catapult hurdles and ignore impossiblities. A razor beam focus on a dream is a numbing drug, allowing you to bear the worst circumstances. Ordinary people do extraordinary things when carried on the wings of …

I didn't know where else to put this, so I hope this is ok. What's Byron Cherry doing now? I mean we all know about Christopher ( ) but what about him? I'm watching the 5th season and so I started thinking about them.

September 25, 2005 is Teddy Bear Day and at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo kids get in free.

Ok ok I thought up of another little game thats fun, its the Who Am I game, you post clues to a character off the dukes (enaniment objects included.) and if you guess who it is right then you post more clues. here goes the first one... Im the youngest of the Duke cousins, Im the one who has the trademark,"YEEHAA!!!" when we jump, Im known to be sensitive at times too, who am I? (we'll start out with the easy ones first lol)

Here's a new game idea. Someone posts a word, or words or even sentence. The next person uses the last letter to post something else. It doesn't have to have anything to do with the last post. It can be anything your imagination can conjure up (as long as it's rated PG) Here's examples of how it could go... post #1 Enos loves Daisy post #2 yellow post #3 Washington D.C. post #4 Charlie Daniels is my favorite singer post #5 river Okay, I'll go first.... My hero is Uncle Jesse (anything that starts with an E will work)

Hey there y’all, kinda thought this might be a good topic to ask here. But I’m wondering what advice. If any, y’all could give me on dating.. Currently single as a Pringle. But I’m young yet too, just thought I’d ask.

As you can see Im really bored..so if your as bored as I am then post 10 random things about yourself 1. I love freckles <33 2. I have a shoe fetish 3. edit...its not my favorite song anymore 4. I love school ((I look forward to mondays haha))<33 5. I drink water 95% of the time 6. sometimes I talk to myself in a different accent ((lol you know its cool)) 7. I cant fall asleep unless my hair smells good 8. I love spending time with my mom 9. I daydream way to much ((mostly about Tom of course)) 10. I absolutly love the rain

the dukes are back with a vengance. ABC family 11:00 PM CT, YEEEHAAWW