Hazzard Swamp

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Yup had one today......had ta sit outside under the hot Florida sun fer well over and hour. After the school was thoroughly checked we got to go back inside.....we only had bout 20 minutes left of the day by the time we got back in. It was just a prank. Gettin outta work was good but I hate the heat! To bad Bo n Luke can't get ahold of the dummy/dummies who did it and show 'em some Hazzard justice!

Ok, it might just be because I'm tired, but this made me LMAO.. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

How many of you have seen the new Hershey Kisses that are filled with different flavors? There is Cherry Cordial, Caramel, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Creme, Coconut Creme, Creme de Mint, Vanillia, Cheesecake... then you got the solid chocolate ones and the 'Hugs'. But what are your faves, and what favorites do you think cast members from the Dukes would like? I would have to say my favorite is a tie between Creme de Mint and Coconut Creme.

Here are some ways to get kicked out of Chemistry lab. Pretend you have an electron stuck in your ear and inisist on describing the sound it makes to everyone in the class. When everyone is quiet and working, scream out, "My eyes!" Insist that there is no such thing as chemicals. Say you're algeric to protons. Drop cheetos in the liquid nitrogen.

What is the safest place in a Tornado? Where? Browns Stadium Why? There is never a Touchdown. Let me Know what you think of the Joke.

I figured I better put this here. The Swamp is probably the only safe place! I was just thinking about this, because I've noticed in some episodes she seems more.....uh...….voluptous and in some a lot less. I have no idea why. I know she had children but still....THAT big of a difference?? Well anyway, she is......36 23 35! ( Her chest looked bigger than that in some and in others not as big!)

I can't remember if I asked this one here or on FB, on the Daisy Duke page ( you might like it, if you check it out. ) but did Cathy ever pose nude anywhere? I know Burt Reynolds, has, as well as Sylvester Stallone, etc. but don't know if Cathy ever did!

Normally I would wait until December but..... if I don't get my christmas list down now, I will not get it down for the holiday season Anyways here's my list DVD ____ Harry potter and the prison azkaban Harry potter and the goblet of fire Family guy series (non-specific) King of the hill series (non-specific) Smallville season 5 (if they have it) Dukes of Hazzard season 7 The miracle of the cards (Mom& Dad, YOU have to order it ON-LINE) Cars X-men 3: the last stand Games ______ The sims 2: Open for buisness (PC) ER (PC) The movies (PC) Lost (PC) Nintendo DS game system with pokemon games (Mom& Dad: Not the lite edition) Pokemon channel (Gamecube) Puzzles ______…

Just bought this Couch. bumper is there, too. There is a bench seat inside. The Trunk opens to the back. The perfect couch for the soccer world champion ship here in Germany this year! 8) Cheers!

Manure ... An Intersecting fact Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commerical fertilizer's inventions, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weight a lot less than when wet, but once water(at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas, As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before…

You're convinced that truck stops have the best food. Your standard of living improves when you go camping. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in c…

I just got this link from a friend and thought I'd share it with the rest of you. It's pretty cute lol although if there's a point to it I'm not sure I've figured it out yet oh well enjoy! http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

Let's have some fun messin' with the "Good Ol' Boys" theme, shall we? With all apologies to Waylon, here's my first stab at it : Just the good ol' boys... Here's a story to tell ! Not much to share between them all, 'Cept for chickens, goats and straw, Because they're poor as hell ! But they've got a car! Muscle under the hood! That's the most important thang To folks livin' in the Hazzard backwoods! Just the good ol' boys... Spend all their money on gas! Two cousins and a car, Against a Sheriff who's a pain in the - Brian

Saturday Doug my younger brother picked up his new car, and wait till you here what he picked up. For under a thousand he got a 1977 Pontiac Bonneville with a 1979 Olds 350 V8 engine under the hood. It is a four door and the funny thing that happened today was he goes to transfer the plates from 2003 Ford Escort ZX2 and he tells the lady what kind of car he has and she tells him he needs a e-check. Now a little information on Ohio e-check for anybody not from Ohio on the Hazzerdnet , when your car is twenty-five years old or older it becomes exempt from e-check. The color of his car is a lite blue almost like a blueberry, Doug is so happy that he got this car.

I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON COOTER I LOVED THE WAY HE LOOKED OH MAN WAS HE HOT!

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Cleveland. If someone in Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Cleveland. If you've worn shorts and parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland. If You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of 1-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland. If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again you live in Cleveland. If you can drive 75mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard with …

Take Elbow Macroni and Ground Turkey and a can of diced Tomaotoes

my cat buddy has passed away, mom put him down this afternoon. He died of cancer. Buddy was more than a pet, he was my companion, my brother, my friend but most of all somebody I loved. This morning when I woke up he crawled up onto my chest and started to pur. The vet said he was in alot pain and there was alot of tumor in his stomache. I'm in shock right now and I feel numb, sick to my stomach but most of all sad. On the good side I know he'll be watching over me in heaven and looking out for me. I hate myself for not seeing his pain and not being able to do a thing about it until it was too late. God, please keep Buddy happy until my time comes, please let him know tha…

Today I was reading an article on corn prices in my local newspaper. According to the article it states that the demand for Ethanol would make corn prices raise. This is due to the fact that the current ethanol program has had a 3 million acreage decrease! The government doesn't plan to extend new contracts out to make up for that missing acreage. They are using the money they have to take care of the existing contracts that they have. This move concerns many of the wildlife organizations, livestock associations and several other organizations and businesses that have high demands for corn and are tied to agriculture. Wildlife organizations feel that using the dropped ac…

Ok, so I'm working on some paper work in my room on my computer, having lunch at the same time ravioli and breadsticks. Yummy! Then after I finish up what I was working on and my lunch I decide to take a nap. I talked to one of my friends online earlier and told her to call me in about an hour after my nap. Now mind you I live with a roommate and my roommate was at her machine working on stuff while I layed down on my bunk of the bunkbed. So I'm napping and I get these weird dreams of me working in a sushi shop. There is this old japanese guy that runs the place and my roommate is a co-worker of mine. We get done with our shift at the sushi shop then we go home. When we …

John..John..John! I want to meet John! Oh how I wish I could meet John! He's not just my favorite Duke, but my favorite actor and all time favorite celebrity. John..John..John, I want to meet John..I've been to Dukesfest, I got his autograph there, but that is not what I mean. An autograph, when you really think about it, is just a line or two and a name scribled across something. Standing in an autograph line for an hour or two hours or longer, waiting for a few seconds while an autograph is scribled out, then being rushed out the door, that is not actually meeting someone, not to me it isn't...John..John..John..Oh how I long to meet John! I'd like to have an hour with h…

Ok ya'll! Let's see how smart ya'll are! See if ya can make it all the way through on the first time. Heck getting all the way through period would be a feat! I haven't even made it all the way through! This quiz is supposely the toughest quiz there is. Hence it's called 'The Impossible Quiz'. Good Luck and have fun. Val http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143

I think it's just swamp gas...

I laughed so hard.... http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/foamyla.swf BTW there is some cussing so if you dont like that I wouldn't listen