Hazzard Swamp

You Might Be a Redneck If Making your bed involves removing at least three animals first."

Hello to all you fine people out there. There doesn't appear to be a 'New Members' forum, so I've posted here I've only recently found this site & decided to join. I reside in the northern section of England in the fair county of Yorkshire. In response to what may be one of the first questions anyone asks; Yes there's a few 'General' replicas over here, but only 1 original studio car that I know of & that's in a museum My main automotive delight over here is Land Rovers, being on my 4th. However, I'm off to drive a TVR Griffith 500 for my 40th birthday very soon (its performance makes a Viper look sissy ) Yes, I'd love a 69 Charger. (who wouldn't??), but with our…

Okay my friend and I were talking the other day and we reviewed some really weird foods. I am at the mayo clinic hospital writting this because my sis is having an MRI (she's fine) so I just thought I'd put some of the foods I heard about out there for y'all 1. Alligator Tail 2. Deep Fried Candy Bar (Yuck!, that just wants to make me gag) 3. Maccaroni on a stick (Not interested) 4. Pickle on a stick (Why?) 5. Dandielions (Yuck! you have to cook them a certain way) 6. Sea weed (Speaks fo itself) 7. Animal brains (No!!!) 8. Berties botts every flavor jelly beans ( This is from harry potter, and it means what it says, it literally has every flavor, Grass, Tofu, Vomit) 9. Pu…

OK so I was buying some dvds at the dvd store, and guess what was the first thing I saw on the shelf as I walked in "the Dukes of Hazzard" the X rated film ..... at first I was like okay aybe the guy put it in the wrong section or he didn't know (the owner of the store isn't from my country) so I gave him the BOTD... so I asked hi is this the X rated film and he was like yes. sorry I had to like say this.. i was like O_O all evening.

Yet another game, very easy and puts our brain to work. I will post a word, the next one who replies, will make as many words as they can out of the word I post, and all words you post must be from the tv show, while the words you make do not have to be. Example: GENERAL LEE; the first person to reply will make as many words as they can think of with this word Gene Gel eel Lean and so on, then that person will post his word and here is an example of how it goes, I will start; Rosco; cor soc coo so or Coors New word; Boss Hogg

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers,I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace. The time comes, however, when a man must face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce:"This cat smells like a port-a-pott…

Here we are in the Hazzard Swamp celebrating Meadowmufn's great news. It's going to be a 3 day shindig but will start a little early (namely now). Everybody is invited and anybody can do anything they want with a character as long as it's keeping within the spirit and ratings of the show. Aha, it looks the first to arrive to the shack (besides the host, myself) is Jesse and Hobie. Both are carrying two, one gallon clear glass jugs of water. That's four gallons of water to add to the buttermilk that I brought. It's good that they brought water. Somebody might bring salty chips and that would make folks thirsty. Hmm, I wonder why they're being so careful with it. It is just…

Take this quiz to see how much Redneck common sense ya have! WD-40 is: 1) A cooking spray 2) A highway in Wisconsin 3) A radioactive material 4) A household oil Which is the best way to coax your car to start? 1) Saying “C’mon, baby…†while you turn the key 2) Swearing while you flood the choke 3) Threatening to trade it in while hitting the dash 4) Praying out loud If you have 3 points left on your driver’s license, what motor vehicle violation can you still afford to have? 1) Speeding 2) Running a red light 3) Reckless driving 4) My car doesn’t run, so it’s no problem You’re hauling lumber in the trunk of your car, but it sticks out way beyond the…

Awrighty, where's the sign up sheet and who's gonna be the wild turkey? Khee!

Yep, mom let me stay home today because everyone (except 2 teachers) are being absolute jerks. I'm in special education and my case manager said (what my brain interperted) was this "I'm worried for that you may not want to apply for college because the courses you're interested in are VERY stressful" Do you think I wanted to hear that? No! anybody got some advice to keep me in school (not old enough to drop out yet) and out of trouble would be very helpful :x :x

Quote: Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. Not only that but these guys hang here also!!!

hey ne one have a general lee horn or dasys jeep horn 8)

Now Amos Moses was a Cajun, He lived by hisse'f in the swamp. He hunted alligators for a livin', He just knocked 'em in the head with a stump. The Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos It ain't legal hunting alligators down in the swamp, boy Now everybody blames his old man, For makin' him mean as a snake, When Amos Moses was a boy His daddy would use him for alligator bait. Tie a rope around his neck, and throw him in the swamp, Alligator bait in a Louisiana bayou About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries, Named him after a man of the cloth, Cal…

wanted a 67 GTO, but the seller tried to fool me... The I came across this baby here...... 57 2 door H/T 350 4 bolt. "Winter" LT 1 intake, headers, built heads, cam, Edelbrock carb. 4 Speed Muncie. Must 'been built in Texas in the 70's sometime.... Has a weird interior with small steel knobs everywhere... Will get some Torq Trust rims pretty soon... Charger is next!

1) He/she did it! 2) I swear it was an accident 3)Hey, thats MY toy * I am not a mother, I'm just a very bored teenager looking for something to do.

This might be better off over in the fan-fic section, but I figured that it might be less likely to cause a ruckus over here. (If I'm wrong, please let me know!) But basically, if I wanted to frame someone in Hazzard for growing marijuana, where would I have gotten the plants from? I'm not American, and I was far too young back when this aired to know about things like that, so... can anyone help? Please? Thankyou, Susan.

Moderator Quiz! Do you have the qualities of a HazzardNet Moderator? Take this handy aptitude test and see where you fit! 1) You find an objectionable post that is offensive and inflammatory. Do you: a. Ignore it b. Post something even more offensive and inflammatory c. Modify the post selectively to tone it down d. Modify the post outrageously to amuse yourself e. Quietly delete the offensive post 2) A new user needs help with their avatar, and they need help with posting to the Photo Gallery. You see the plea for help in the Forums. Do you: a. Ignore it b. Answer just one question to see if they’re paying attention c. Reply immediately and answer everythin…

This here games alotta fun, I seed they weren't one here so I thought I'd make one. So, who wants ter take a swing at meh?

These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes" !. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back? Trustworthey. 2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first? The Woman. The Man would get lost. 3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business? 1. No Mind. 2. No business 4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed? He wanted a foam mattress. 5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked. "Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father". 6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ? They're both empty from the neck up. 7. When is the only time…

hi guys, I not sure where put here that thread as well.. any you hear that one just on commercial was? check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdUqsxhd10 what you think that cool is it huh? thanks enjoy

On Saturday I found out that a friend of my brother's died September 1st of a blood clot and my Great-Aunt Char died on September 29, 2005. She was 76 years old and had three daughters and four granddaughters and two grandsons. And she was the baby of nine kids, and she was the last one to go. She was one of my favorites Aunts on my Mom's side, and since my Grandmother died three years before I was born she kind of special to me. Aunt Char, Rest In Peace. '

There are a few people on here that don't drink but a few that do, so I thought I'd put this in The Swamp. What kinds of beer do you guys like or drink? I usually drink a poor man's beer Milwaukee's Best Ice but my fav. is Heineken! ( Drink Heineken....you'll feel fine again!) I've become more attracted to Ice Beer here lately. There IS hard liquor, like Moonshine but I usually don't drink Moon or anything else hard. If you drink the easy to drink stuff either fast enough or enough in quantity, you get the Buzz you're after! So, what do other Hazzzardites drink when it comes to alcohol?

I was reading different threads on FailBlog earlier when I came across this in the 'Tattoo' section: Read the full post including comments. This isn't you is it Roger? .

I didn't know where else to put this, so I hope this is ok. What's Byron Cherry doing now? I mean we all know about Christopher ( ) but what about him? I'm watching the 5th season and so I started thinking about them.