July 18, 200620 yr Take this quiz to see how much Redneck common sense ya have!WD-40 is:1) A cooking spray2) A highway in Wisconsin3) A radioactive material 4) A household oil Which is the best way to coax your car to start?1) Saying “C’mon, baby…†while you turn the key2) Swearing while you flood the choke 3) Threatening to trade it in while hitting the dash4) Praying out loud If you have 3 points left on your driver’s license, what motor vehicle violation can you still afford to have?1) Speeding 2) Running a red light3) Reckless driving 4) My car doesn’t run, so it’s no problem You’re hauling lumber in the trunk of your car, but it sticks out way beyond the trunk. For safety’s sake, you should:1) Beep the horn repeatedly 2) Swerve the car so everyone behind you can see it 3) Drive faster to get the trip over sooner4) Tie your clothing to the lumber to slow traffic behind youYour favorite TV show is:1) CMT Top 20 Countdown2) Green Acres3) Hee Haw4) The Dukes of HazzardThe most important item in your weekly grocery list is:1) Skoal 2) Beer3) Potatoes4) Pork RindsYou enjoy reading which of the following?1) Cereal boxes2) Warning labels 3) New truck ads 4) Who the hell reads?True or false!Beef jerky never spoils. 1) True2) FalseYou can smoke a ham in the microwave.1) True 2) False3) Yeehaaw!Add up yer score! The more points you’ve added up, the more Reckneck Know-How you’ve gotcher self!
July 23, 200620 yr WD-40 is: 2) A highway in Wisconsin Yes! Have you ever looked at a Wisconsin highway map?!Which is the best way to coax your car to start? 1) Saying “C’mon, baby…†while you turn the key Other words can be substituted for "C'mon, baby" but this is a famliy board. If you have 3 points left on your driver’s license, what motor vehicle violation can you still afford to have? 4) My car doesn’t run, so it’s no problem See previous question. You’re hauling lumber in the trunk of your car, but it sticks out way beyond the trunk. For safety’s sake, you should: 2) Swerve the car so everyone behind you can see it 3) Drive faster to get the trip over sooner Doing both at the same time I think is optimal. Your favorite TV show is: 4) The Dukes of Hazzard What was the point of the other three selections??!?!The most important item in your weekly grocery list is: 1) Skoal 2) Beer 3) Potatoes 4) Pork Rinds All four. They represent the four major redneck food groups ya know!You enjoy reading which of the following? 3) New truck ads And I don't look at pitchers of no stinkin' Toyota trucks neither!! True or false! Beef jerky never spoils. 1) True 2) False Who the hell keeps beef jerky around long enough to find out?You can smoke a ham in the microwave. 3) Yeehaaw! That's what the tinfoil is for!!
August 3, 200620 yr Author Okay, the award for Smarmy Answers goes to MaryAnne. I shouldn't be surprised. Chet, you asked what my score was? Dude, I wrote the quiz, that should speak for itself. For the rest of ya'll - the higher the score, the better ya did! Thanks for participatin'. Coming soon - the HazzardNet Moderator Qualification Exam! Brian
August 3, 200620 yr LOL that was interesting.......I got a 24,did cook some ham in the microwave once not sure if it was smoked or fried???? all i know is the dog wouldn't even eat it LOL.B.L.
July 2, 201115 yr Okay, the award for Smarmy Answers goes to MaryAnne. I shouldn't be surprised. Chet, you asked what my score was? Dude, I wrote the quiz, that should speak for itself. For the rest of ya'll - the higher the score, the better ya did! Thanks for participatin'. Coming soon - the HazzardNet Moderator Qualification Exam! BrianLink- is the HazzardNet Moderator Aptitude Test, the aforementioned exam?
July 5, 201115 yr Author I got a 33. Is that a bad thing?No, the higher the score, the better.The bad thang is, I posted that quiz in 2006 and you just got around to taking it. Of course, I never got around to writing the HazzardNet moderator aptitude exam...which is probably just as well.
July 5, 201115 yr Author Better late than never, right?My motto exactly. It certainly applies to our monthly newsletter, which was last produced in January.
November 26, 201114 yr My motto exactly. It certainly applies to our monthly newsletter, which was last produced in January.Umm... January of which year? <Ducks behind the General Lee, knowing Brian will get distracted by it and forget about her>
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