Hazzard Swamp

Yup had one today......had ta sit outside under the hot Florida sun fer well over and hour. After the school was thoroughly checked we got to go back inside.....we only had bout 20 minutes left of the day by the time we got back in. It was just a prank. Gettin outta work was good but I hate the heat! To bad Bo n Luke can't get ahold of the dummy/dummies who did it and show 'em some Hazzard justice!

Ok, so I'm working on some paper work in my room on my computer, having lunch at the same time ravioli and breadsticks. Yummy! Then after I finish up what I was working on and my lunch I decide to take a nap. I talked to one of my friends online earlier and told her to call me in about an hour after my nap. Now mind you I live with a roommate and my roommate was at her machine working on stuff while I layed down on my bunk of the bunkbed. So I'm napping and I get these weird dreams of me working in a sushi shop. There is this old japanese guy that runs the place and my roommate is a co-worker of mine. We get done with our shift at the sushi shop then we go home. When we …

I like coming to this site but no one ever is in the chat room. Why is that?

Here we are in the Hazzard Swamp celebrating Meadowmufn's great news. It's going to be a 3 day shindig but will start a little early (namely now). Everybody is invited and anybody can do anything they want with a character as long as it's keeping within the spirit and ratings of the show. Aha, it looks the first to arrive to the shack (besides the host, myself) is Jesse and Hobie. Both are carrying two, one gallon clear glass jugs of water. That's four gallons of water to add to the buttermilk that I brought. It's good that they brought water. Somebody might bring salty chips and that would make folks thirsty. Hmm, I wonder why they're being so careful with it. It is just…

"Gracee, what is that?" "Just a cucumber!" LOL =)

OMG!!! This is soooo funny... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373 click the link then click on the pic of the guy that says Watch This Movie...it's sooooo funny!!

Lets see how many of ya'll know your Civil War. B.L., I know you know your stuff on it, lets see how good ya are heh! Who refused to use pepper on his food, saying it gave him pains in his left leg? Thats the first question ya'll, since some of these are alittle hard, I'll give ya'll time to think and if ya need a hint just ask!

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Friend and myself went to the zoo on Sat. and I ran across this sign, note I'm paraphrasing this, but it said. 'Rosco the bear' and it went on to say where he got moved to, but I found it quite humorous that His name was such since his Cb handle is that. *shrugs*

I thought you guys might like this....I found it funny at first....and then .....I got to thinking about it.........

I just picked up this book yesterday at a dollar store, it's very fantastting.

right... thought this was kinda funny...let me know what yall think...someone sent it to me.... http://www.mdna.net/kooks.html

I was watching this annual auto auction and this 1968 Shelby GT500KR Convertible in a loud yellow with Black roof and it sold for $280,000 dollars I couldn't believe it. I know whoever bought that car is going to enjoy there new Shelby, does anybody know anything about this is car and what KR stands for as well.

Moderator Quiz! Do you have the qualities of a HazzardNet Moderator? Take this handy aptitude test and see where you fit! 1) You find an objectionable post that is offensive and inflammatory. Do you: a. Ignore it b. Post something even more offensive and inflammatory c. Modify the post selectively to tone it down d. Modify the post outrageously to amuse yourself e. Quietly delete the offensive post 2) A new user needs help with their avatar, and they need help with posting to the Photo Gallery. You see the plea for help in the Forums. Do you: a. Ignore it b. Answer just one question to see if they’re paying attention c. Reply immediately and answer everythin…

Does anyone else on here have an xanga??

Here are some ways to get kicked out of Chemistry lab. Pretend you have an electron stuck in your ear and inisist on describing the sound it makes to everyone in the class. When everyone is quiet and working, scream out, "My eyes!" Insist that there is no such thing as chemicals. Say you're algeric to protons. Drop cheetos in the liquid nitrogen.

Yep, mom let me stay home today because everyone (except 2 teachers) are being absolute jerks. I'm in special education and my case manager said (what my brain interperted) was this "I'm worried for that you may not want to apply for college because the courses you're interested in are VERY stressful" Do you think I wanted to hear that? No! anybody got some advice to keep me in school (not old enough to drop out yet) and out of trouble would be very helpful :x :x

Hey everybody! So in Physics today, to keep us paying attention, my physics teacher puller up a bunch of dumb laws. They made me laugh pretty hard. Here's some from my homeland of Canada! Woot-woot! LOL In the City of Edmonton: If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn. If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m You may never use dice to play craps. (what else are you going to play with!?!) Citizens may not publicly remove bandages It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a…

You Might Be a Redneck If Making your bed involves removing at least three animals first."

What if Dukes of Hazzard Fans had there own little Fraternity or Sorority... The name of this group would be Delta Omicron Eta... Those are the Greek letters for DOH. What it would look like is a triangle followed by a capital O then capital H. It's obvious our little Frat or Sorority's color would be orange. Our flag... what else but the rebel flag. Our theme song? 'Just a good ol' boys' by Walyon Jennings. Our motto? (This one we are working on... Any ideas?) Our mascot? The General Lee Sayings for Delta Omicron Eta; 1) Yeeehaawww! 2) Khee! Khee! 3) Oh no it's Rosco! 4) Possumonagumbush! 5) Shoot fire and save a box of matches! (Feel free anyone to add more...) You kn…

I was reading different threads on FailBlog earlier when I came across this in the 'Tattoo' section: Read the full post including comments. This isn't you is it Roger? .

My high school had a pep fest to celebrate homecoming and they had a taco eating contest and the homecoming king and queen picked 2 people from each grade. A boy and a girl from the grades 10-12. I got picked by the prom king to be the sophomore to eat 3 tacos WITH hot sauce within a 2-3 minute time slot (I think). I lost, a senior guy won. But my teacher from last year had been visiting all day and she and the rest of my friends were all chanting "Go ,Katy, Go". I walked away the winner if you look at the circumstances. My mouth was burning, my lips stung but I was so happy when my friends cheered for me. When I got back from the bathroom, my friend Ashley who has sever…

Any futhur details on these two events yet?

Living in western Pennsylvania I have been a Pittsburgh Steelers fan since before they even won their first Super Bowl but I was happy to see them lose yesterday. Maybe I'll get over it but for now I will not watch any NFL games this year, especially the Steelers. Only one Steeler came out to stand for the national anthem. That makes me sick.

At the risk of sounding like a complete idoit...who is KITT??? I've know its a car but I've never heard of it...