Hazzard Swamp

Moderator Quiz! Do you have the qualities of a HazzardNet Moderator? Take this handy aptitude test and see where you fit! 1) You find an objectionable post that is offensive and inflammatory. Do you: a. Ignore it b. Post something even more offensive and inflammatory c. Modify the post selectively to tone it down d. Modify the post outrageously to amuse yourself e. Quietly delete the offensive post 2) A new user needs help with their avatar, and they need help with posting to the Photo Gallery. You see the plea for help in the Forums. Do you: a. Ignore it b. Answer just one question to see if they’re paying attention c. Reply immediately and answer everythin…

"Gracee, what is that?" "Just a cucumber!" LOL =)

Check out the Hazard, Ky(no jokes intended) well actually this article is very intersecting and here is the website at www.hazardkentucjy.com/2000/oldest_cabin.htm and I think you like this right here.

Today was a good day. My family shows show cattle, breeding stock cattle to be exact. Today was our county fair's beef show and we took Resv. Champion in our breed class. I was showing the winning heifer and she behaved very well in the arena. This was the first time in about two years that I actually touched a cattle halter or a show stick and showed a cow. I have been away at college and work, trying very hard to find my place in the world. When I was with those heifer's working with them getting them ready in the morning for the show, I could feel the experience I've had with cattle all come rushing back to me. It was like ridding a bike; I never forgot how to do it. F…

Number one did you know that in Southern Ohio there is a gas station called "Dukes" and they have a restaurant called "Duchess" oh and by the way if happened to stop by and have travelers check shey will give you a hard time if you try to use them. Second when you first get into Kentucky on 1-71 there is a water tower big as daylights that reads "Florence Y'll" and there is "Hazard,Kentucky" in Southern Kenucky. Here is the fun one and test your friends on this right did you there was a Corvette before 1953 and it wasn't a chevy actually it was Canadian Battleship that patroled the waterways of Canada againist the German U-boats and it was called the "Corvette" and it's f…

1. Which of the following is not the responsibility of the Back Seat Driver? A.Regulating the Temperature of the Rear Cabin. B. Assisting The Driver In Merging C. Radio Station Selection 2. The Driver has just initiated a parrelled parking maneuver. You should: A. Turn Around and Offer Your Opinion on Much Space The Driver Has To Back Up. B. Move Your Body In a 45 degree angle to provide a clear view for the driver. C. Lower Your Headrest To Reduce Obstructions. 3. The Proper Seating Position for the Backseat driver Is: A. The Front Passenger Seat B. The Rear Driver Driver Side Seat C. The Reat Passenger Side Set 4. When Backseat driving under the influence of alcohol, yo…

Take this quiz to see how much Redneck common sense ya have! WD-40 is: 1) A cooking spray 2) A highway in Wisconsin 3) A radioactive material 4) A household oil Which is the best way to coax your car to start? 1) Saying “C’mon, baby…†while you turn the key 2) Swearing while you flood the choke 3) Threatening to trade it in while hitting the dash 4) Praying out loud If you have 3 points left on your driver’s license, what motor vehicle violation can you still afford to have? 1) Speeding 2) Running a red light 3) Reckless driving 4) My car doesn’t run, so it’s no problem You’re hauling lumber in the trunk of your car, but it sticks out way beyond the…

okay I made these 2 general lee's out of play doh and modeling clay. I can't give you pictures cause my dumb computer wont let me but if you PM me I might be able to give you a picture to you

the dukes are back with a vengance. ABC family 11:00 PM CT, YEEEHAAWW

I'm hoping I placed this topic in the right place! Anywho, I'm looking to relocate to Georgia and I'm trying to narrow down the towns as I research them, but theres nothing like getting a perspective from someone who lives there. I intially was looking at Macon, but I heard that the crime was ludicrouis. Thoughts?

I just got this link from a friend and thought I'd share it with the rest of you. It's pretty cute lol although if there's a point to it I'm not sure I've figured it out yet oh well enjoy! http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

Spinfest The Midwest Car & Bike Show 2006 when July 1 and 2nd, 2006. Where Voinovich Park behind the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at the E.9th Street Pier in Cleveland , Ohio More Information Call 216-398-6611 or 216-470-5755. I live in Cleveland, Ohio and is very intersected in going to this right here and if I go I bring my Camera and Camera Phone as well. In case I run out of film.

You Might Be a Redneck If Making your bed involves removing at least three animals first."

I was watching this annual auto auction and this 1968 Shelby GT500KR Convertible in a loud yellow with Black roof and it sold for $280,000 dollars I couldn't believe it. I know whoever bought that car is going to enjoy there new Shelby, does anybody know anything about this is car and what KR stands for as well.

Friend and myself went to the zoo on Sat. and I ran across this sign, note I'm paraphrasing this, but it said. 'Rosco the bear' and it went on to say where he got moved to, but I found it quite humorous that His name was such since his Cb handle is that. *shrugs*

Ok, so I'm working on some paper work in my room on my computer, having lunch at the same time ravioli and breadsticks. Yummy! Then after I finish up what I was working on and my lunch I decide to take a nap. I talked to one of my friends online earlier and told her to call me in about an hour after my nap. Now mind you I live with a roommate and my roommate was at her machine working on stuff while I layed down on my bunk of the bunkbed. So I'm napping and I get these weird dreams of me working in a sushi shop. There is this old japanese guy that runs the place and my roommate is a co-worker of mine. We get done with our shift at the sushi shop then we go home. When we …

Hello there all dwellers of Hazzard County! This is an educational minute brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Game Warden and the Hazzard County Department of Wildlife. Today I took a tour of a botanical garden and much to my suprise I found a very odd species of tree. Now... Can anyone tell me where the Luke Tree is? Hee hee... I hope ya'll liked that one. Val

This be the Hazzard dictionary. Enjoy ya all. Buzzards-on-a-buzzsaw: Exclaimation of excitement; usually spoken by a dipstick Dipstick: A dimwitted and/or clumsy deputy Doggie-num-nums: Dog food or dog treats moustache: Tool used for navagation (this comes from 'One Armed Bandits' junkyard scene: Luke says: "Burt Reynolds never got lost" Bo replies "Burt Reynolds had a moustache") Posseum-on-a-gumbush: (see buzzards-on-a-buzzsaw) Schuck 'n' Jive: To mislead, fool, deceive and outsmart Screwdriver: Truely awsome tool that can be used for any and every type of auto work or repair Scuff: To damage, soil or injure; usually done to crooked sheriffs or…

Just bought this Couch. bumper is there, too. There is a bench seat inside. The Trunk opens to the back. The perfect couch for the soccer world champion ship here in Germany this year! 8) Cheers!

Okay, so I'm bored. Just for fun, I'm proposing a little game. Let's say it's a guessing game. Let's see if we can guess facts about each other if clues are provided. Here's how it would work: One states what it is they want people to try to guess about themself (this can be anything, such as your age, your job, birth city, etc.). They then provide a few clues and other people use those clues to try and guess. Anyone can participate. You may participate in a number of ways: 1. You can just provide clues to get others to guess something about you but not try to guess about other participants. 2. You may just try to guess the answer to other participants clues but not post…

Anyone dare to tell their most embarrassing moments or experiences? I'll be brave enough to share mine. It's a little gross so be warned! I was 12 1/2 yrs. old. It was the 1st day of the school year and I was starting the 7th grade. I would soon find out that it was to be the first day of another event for me as well. I wore white pants to school. At about 12:30pm, I went to the bathroom. There, I discovered that I had started my very 1st menstral cycle at least two hours prior to that! No need for the graphic details, I'm sure you get the picture! How about the rest of you? Are any of you courageous enough to share any of your most awkward moments?

On Saturday March 18, 2006 two things happened to me that was very special to me. 1. Number one I got my picture taken in the General Lee and I learned how to play the dixie horn. And there was a guy at he Cleveland Autorana with a Chevelle souped up and everytime he revved up his the guy that owned the General Lee hit the dixie horn. I had on a dukes t-shirt with 01 on the front of it and a hat it 01 on the front of it. 2. I had finally got me a 2006 Dodge Charger of my own ( a 1/24th or 1/25th scale diecast that is) it's in blue and it cost me 12 dollars.

Just for fun, here's a short list of my personal food dislikes: Pickled beets Radishes Cream of mushroom soup Diet soda Low-carb anything Yogurt Peas Skim milk Cooking spray (what is that stuff? It's like WD-40!) Sushi Liver Actually, I don't turn up my nose at much - but this is the stuff I'll avoid if I can help it. Anybody else picky at the table? Brian

While Brian has his Meaningless Motivational Minute...I'd thought I would add my own screwball touch with a few illustrated day-to-day survival tips. Today's tip... Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer Khee!

Today's Tip for Success: Have a sense of self-worth. Brian