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Ok ok I thought up of another little game thats fun, its the Who Am I game, you post clues to a character off the dukes (enaniment objects included.) and if you guess who it is right then you post more clues. here goes the first one... Im the youngest of the Duke cousins, Im the one who has the trademark,"YEEHAA!!!" when we jump, Im known to be sensitive at times too, who am I? (we'll start out with the easy ones first lol)

Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr! A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants. "Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants." The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

Due to budget cuts and the great talents of this quick thinkin' little squirrel, The Hazzard County Department of Wildlife has adapted this policy for putting out our forest fires. Thank you for your support and please note the following procedure. Val Strate Game Warden (Note edit this I can't get the link to work right so disregard this post)

If Your doing double nickel down a city street will the cops pull you over or let you go by?

In Dr. No what type of gun did James Bond originally have and how many people did he put in the hospital?

In case anybody is depending on closed-captioning to give you information on Dukes trivia, be careful of how much you can trust the spelling. For example, on "Enos in Trouble" (DVD) they spell Meadowmuffin, metal muffin (our Supreme Superior Commander is going to be furious) and in the same episode when Enos mentions his Uncle Odie they spell it Uncle Putney. How they got that far away from the actual word, I'll never know. Incidently, here's a little bit of Hazzard trivia that Sonny Shroyer told me personally.....Odie is his real-life father's name. He revealed that to me when I told him that I had a great-Uncle Odie and thought it was neat that Enos had one. Possum on a…

The Flannel Express, it's store kind of like Express Men but not so trendy you see all they sell is Flannel's and that's all and it there two for one. Lol. P.S. Coming to mall near you.

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop in and tell all of you that I haven't fallen off the map or anything, I have been having health issues during the past few months and things are finally starting to look a bit better. I haven't forgotten that I was going to do some brainstorming with Val Strate, or that I got board chilling out and shooting the breeze with Roger Duke. I have just been kind of under the weather lately. So, now that things are starting to look a bit better...Thankfully! I will be leaving town to go on vacation. This year, we're heading to the 3 country corner where Germany, Austria, and Switzerland meet. I am looking forward to that, but my real excit…

Folks, I post this here in remembrance of the college students at VA Tech. Being in college myself, (if you haven't figured it out from my little posts in the swamp about getting out of Chemistry class and about DOH frat) it strikes a cord with me. No one expects to go to class then wind up losing a friend or losing their own life because of someone else's recklessness. It also sickens me to know that there are people that distraught with their lives about a 'break up' that they resort to this kind of behavior. It's uncalled for. If you are having problems with your life, talk to a friend, a family member, heck most colleges have counselors on campus to help you deal with…

my cat buddy has passed away, mom put him down this afternoon. He died of cancer. Buddy was more than a pet, he was my companion, my brother, my friend but most of all somebody I loved. This morning when I woke up he crawled up onto my chest and started to pur. The vet said he was in alot pain and there was alot of tumor in his stomache. I'm in shock right now and I feel numb, sick to my stomach but most of all sad. On the good side I know he'll be watching over me in heaven and looking out for me. I hate myself for not seeing his pain and not being able to do a thing about it until it was too late. God, please keep Buddy happy until my time comes, please let him know tha…

I'm gonna flip out like a ninja. Cuz that's what ninja's do. Come join me and flip out. And you'll be a ninja too! http://www.rathergood.com/ninja

What if Dukes of Hazzard Fans had there own little Fraternity or Sorority... The name of this group would be Delta Omicron Eta... Those are the Greek letters for DOH. What it would look like is a triangle followed by a capital O then capital H. It's obvious our little Frat or Sorority's color would be orange. Our flag... what else but the rebel flag. Our theme song? 'Just a good ol' boys' by Walyon Jennings. Our motto? (This one we are working on... Any ideas?) Our mascot? The General Lee Sayings for Delta Omicron Eta; 1) Yeeehaawww! 2) Khee! Khee! 3) Oh no it's Rosco! 4) Possumonagumbush! 5) Shoot fire and save a box of matches! (Feel free anyone to add more...) You kn…

Kids say the darnedest things! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom ! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The little …

You should check out the website is: www.retrojunk.com that has a lot of these shows for the 1960's-1990's and forum, too. Some of you were born in the 80's like me, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 60's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 70's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. Some of you were born in the 90's, you should check out and remember the childhood memories for shows that you have watched. ENJOY! I have looked at these 80's shows brings m…

I have made two mistakes in past two years that have been really stupid and now realizing, I've never should've let get upset now. Last year when doing electronic deposit I messed up my account number by one number. Thankfully they sent my return in check form to my house. Thank goodness for small miracles in that. This year, I thought I had filed my return last month and it turns out I never filed my return and apparantly something as little as four digit code kept me from getting my money. Anybody have tax headaches like this one, I know of only on thing that can cure my headace right now. My refund in my checking acccount right now.

Today I was reading an article on corn prices in my local newspaper. According to the article it states that the demand for Ethanol would make corn prices raise. This is due to the fact that the current ethanol program has had a 3 million acreage decrease! The government doesn't plan to extend new contracts out to make up for that missing acreage. They are using the money they have to take care of the existing contracts that they have. This move concerns many of the wildlife organizations, livestock associations and several other organizations and businesses that have high demands for corn and are tied to agriculture. Wildlife organizations feel that using the dropped ac…

Hey, guys, I need your help on something. Earlier this month, we had a big icestorm, and the local news station chose a few of the photos submitted to be in a contest. Well, my photo was chose, and the contest winner receives six free tickets to the Harlem Globetrotters when they come to town next week. The photo contest winner is going to be announced Friday morning, so I'm hoping to get a little help from you guys. http://www.kbtx.com/weather If you go to that link, there's a voting section on the right side - might have to scroll down a little - and I'm #7. I haven't been to the Globetrotters since I was 8, and I would really like to go, so if you could pop over there …

go to www.cowsgomoo.com and then click on games and then click on ' "Poke the Penguin." You have play 1 round before the penguin starts cussing and then he blows up.

I had this sung last year on my birthday for 9th grade day graduation. I just found this again and I'm absolutly nostalgic now. Here it is Seasons of Love from the movie Rent

Okay my friend and I were talking the other day and we reviewed some really weird foods. I am at the mayo clinic hospital writting this because my sis is having an MRI (she's fine) so I just thought I'd put some of the foods I heard about out there for y'all 1. Alligator Tail 2. Deep Fried Candy Bar (Yuck!, that just wants to make me gag) 3. Maccaroni on a stick (Not interested) 4. Pickle on a stick (Why?) 5. Dandielions (Yuck! you have to cook them a certain way) 6. Sea weed (Speaks fo itself) 7. Animal brains (No!!!) 8. Berties botts every flavor jelly beans ( This is from harry potter, and it means what it says, it literally has every flavor, Grass, Tofu, Vomit) 9. Pu…

Fairly pointness topic but that never stopped me before. My cat, Baby Girl, was on antibiotics a few weeks ago for a case of the kitty flu. I got around to throwing the package away today... and read this on the container of feline specific antibiotics... "Do not drive or operate heavy machinary. Avoid all alchol products" I guess its a good thing I stopped BG's cruising and boozing while she was sick. Pendragon

Normally I would wait until December but..... if I don't get my christmas list down now, I will not get it down for the holiday season Anyways here's my list DVD ____ Harry potter and the prison azkaban Harry potter and the goblet of fire Family guy series (non-specific) King of the hill series (non-specific) Smallville season 5 (if they have it) Dukes of Hazzard season 7 The miracle of the cards (Mom& Dad, YOU have to order it ON-LINE) Cars X-men 3: the last stand Games ______ The sims 2: Open for buisness (PC) ER (PC) The movies (PC) Lost (PC) Nintendo DS game system with pokemon games (Mom& Dad: Not the lite edition) Pokemon channel (Gamecube) Puzzles ______…

My high school had a pep fest to celebrate homecoming and they had a taco eating contest and the homecoming king and queen picked 2 people from each grade. A boy and a girl from the grades 10-12. I got picked by the prom king to be the sophomore to eat 3 tacos WITH hot sauce within a 2-3 minute time slot (I think). I lost, a senior guy won. But my teacher from last year had been visiting all day and she and the rest of my friends were all chanting "Go ,Katy, Go". I walked away the winner if you look at the circumstances. My mouth was burning, my lips stung but I was so happy when my friends cheered for me. When I got back from the bathroom, my friend Ashley who has sever…

Yep, mom let me stay home today because everyone (except 2 teachers) are being absolute jerks. I'm in special education and my case manager said (what my brain interperted) was this "I'm worried for that you may not want to apply for college because the courses you're interested in are VERY stressful" Do you think I wanted to hear that? No! anybody got some advice to keep me in school (not old enough to drop out yet) and out of trouble would be very helpful :x :x

Here are some ways to get kicked out of Chemistry lab. Pretend you have an electron stuck in your ear and inisist on describing the sound it makes to everyone in the class. When everyone is quiet and working, scream out, "My eyes!" Insist that there is no such thing as chemicals. Say you're algeric to protons. Drop cheetos in the liquid nitrogen.