Hazzard Swamp

As you can see Im really bored..so if your as bored as I am then post 10 random things about yourself 1. I love freckles <33 2. I have a shoe fetish 3. edit...its not my favorite song anymore 4. I love school ((I look forward to mondays haha))<33 5. I drink water 95% of the time 6. sometimes I talk to myself in a different accent ((lol you know its cool)) 7. I cant fall asleep unless my hair smells good 8. I love spending time with my mom 9. I daydream way to much ((mostly about Tom of course)) 10. I absolutly love the rain

1) He/she did it! 2) I swear it was an accident 3)Hey, thats MY toy * I am not a mother, I'm just a very bored teenager looking for something to do.

The book that Just finished is called "Just Rewards by Barbara Taylor Bradford " this is the latest in the Emma Harte saga it's has Weddings, Births and Funerals as well. But now to give it away you have to read it for yourself.

I got the link to this from a friend and it's pretty funny. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041&pr=goog-sl Of course if any guy pulled that on me he wouldn't have an Xbox no more.... Val

http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2677652_200.mov

wanted a 67 GTO, but the seller tried to fool me... The I came across this baby here...... 57 2 door H/T 350 4 bolt. "Winter" LT 1 intake, headers, built heads, cam, Edelbrock carb. 4 Speed Muncie. Must 'been built in Texas in the 70's sometime.... Has a weird interior with small steel knobs everywhere... Will get some Torq Trust rims pretty soon... Charger is next!

At the risk of sounding like a complete idoit...who is KITT??? I've know its a car but I've never heard of it...

Does anyone else on here have an xanga??

This is place for people to talk about there worst used cars they ever bought.

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers,I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace. The time comes, however, when a man must face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce:"This cat smells like a port-a-pott…

You're convinced that truck stops have the best food. Your standard of living improves when you go camping. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in c…

Saturday Doug my younger brother picked up his new car, and wait till you here what he picked up. For under a thousand he got a 1977 Pontiac Bonneville with a 1979 Olds 350 V8 engine under the hood. It is a four door and the funny thing that happened today was he goes to transfer the plates from 2003 Ford Escort ZX2 and he tells the lady what kind of car he has and she tells him he needs a e-check. Now a little information on Ohio e-check for anybody not from Ohio on the Hazzerdnet , when your car is twenty-five years old or older it becomes exempt from e-check. The color of his car is a lite blue almost like a blueberry, Doug is so happy that he got this car.

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right... thought this was kinda funny...let me know what yall think...someone sent it to me.... http://www.mdna.net/kooks.html

edit I dont have myspace anymore

OMG!!! This is soooo funny... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373 click the link then click on the pic of the guy that says Watch This Movie...it's sooooo funny!!

I don't know if anyone has seen/heard this one before, but it makes me smile http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~blagger/the_duel.html Look out for 'The General'

Hello to all you fine people out there. There doesn't appear to be a 'New Members' forum, so I've posted here I've only recently found this site & decided to join. I reside in the northern section of England in the fair county of Yorkshire. In response to what may be one of the first questions anyone asks; Yes there's a few 'General' replicas over here, but only 1 original studio car that I know of & that's in a museum My main automotive delight over here is Land Rovers, being on my 4th. However, I'm off to drive a TVR Griffith 500 for my 40th birthday very soon (its performance makes a Viper look sissy ) Yes, I'd love a 69 Charger. (who wouldn't??), but with our…

Hey Everyone! Today is a special day. It's a holiday here in Hazzard county. Yes, yes... You're all are like holiday? Since when? Well, when is not important and I don't know when it started, why isn't exactly important either.... It's just a Nameless holiday. The Hazzard bank is closed. My office is closed. The Nest is serving free beer tonight and tonight only. To celebrate this Nameless Hazzard Holiday, you wear something black. Then tonight at the stroke of midnight you howl at the moon and fall down on your knees and say... "Whaaaa ta fooooo iam!" Then dance around in circles for five seconds. Crazy? Yes, we know... but if you do this you'll have all the luck of the…

Well, might just fit rite in here. I'm the guy with the white hat in the background. It's my Band "The Hustlers" On this evening we renamde into "The Good Ole Boyz". And added a Banjo Player. The General belongs to my buddy Michael. Ah yes our "DAISY".... http://www.stillruns.com/other/1128636475/post.php

Let's have some fun messin' with the "Good Ol' Boys" theme, shall we? With all apologies to Waylon, here's my first stab at it : Just the good ol' boys... Here's a story to tell ! Not much to share between them all, 'Cept for chickens, goats and straw, Because they're poor as hell ! But they've got a car! Muscle under the hood! That's the most important thang To folks livin' in the Hazzard backwoods! Just the good ol' boys... Spend all their money on gas! Two cousins and a car, Against a Sheriff who's a pain in the - Brian

I laughed so hard.... http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/foamyla.swf BTW there is some cussing so if you dont like that I wouldn't listen

On Saturday I found out that a friend of my brother's died September 1st of a blood clot and my Great-Aunt Char died on September 29, 2005. She was 76 years old and had three daughters and four granddaughters and two grandsons. And she was the baby of nine kids, and she was the last one to go. She was one of my favorites Aunts on my Mom's side, and since my Grandmother died three years before I was born she kind of special to me. Aunt Char, Rest In Peace. '

What is the safest place in a Tornado? Where? Browns Stadium Why? There is never a Touchdown. Let me Know what you think of the Joke.

September 25, 2005 is Teddy Bear Day and at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo kids get in free.