Hazzard Swamp

Living in western Pennsylvania I have been a Pittsburgh Steelers fan since before they even won their first Super Bowl but I was happy to see them lose yesterday. Maybe I'll get over it but for now I will not watch any NFL games this year, especially the Steelers. Only one Steeler came out to stand for the national anthem. That makes me sick.

My high school had a pep fest to celebrate homecoming and they had a taco eating contest and the homecoming king and queen picked 2 people from each grade. A boy and a girl from the grades 10-12. I got picked by the prom king to be the sophomore to eat 3 tacos WITH hot sauce within a 2-3 minute time slot (I think). I lost, a senior guy won. But my teacher from last year had been visiting all day and she and the rest of my friends were all chanting "Go ,Katy, Go". I walked away the winner if you look at the circumstances. My mouth was burning, my lips stung but I was so happy when my friends cheered for me. When I got back from the bathroom, my friend Ashley who has sever…

OMG!!! This is soooo funny... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373 click the link then click on the pic of the guy that says Watch This Movie...it's sooooo funny!!

Quote: Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. Not only that but these guys hang here also!!!

Is anybody up for some non-Dukes trivia?...(even though it's insignificant compared to Dukes). I'll start it out. Who was Presidential candidate Walter Mondale's female Vice-Presidential running mate?

OK so I was buying some dvds at the dvd store, and guess what was the first thing I saw on the shelf as I walked in "the Dukes of Hazzard" the X rated film ..... at first I was like okay aybe the guy put it in the wrong section or he didn't know (the owner of the store isn't from my country) so I gave him the BOTD... so I asked hi is this the X rated film and he was like yes. sorry I had to like say this.. i was like O_O all evening.

************************************************** The Dukes Of Hazzard Original Network Airings & Rare Collections 1979 - 2009 ************************************************** I am a huge fan of The Dukes Of Hazzard . I have put together a very extensive list , that only focuses on this show. This list contains rare original broadcasts of The Dukes of Hazzard from cbs. I have also included some Compilation DVD's that were made by me over the years , that have very rare clips & interviews. At this time I am only looking for Dukes of Hazzard related stuff. If you have any original network broadcasts , profiles on the actors , rare clips or interviews that relate …

I just wanted to thank our Commander, Meadow Mufn for keeping this site going! It's the best! I also wanted to remind her how much we care for her and love her! You are the best Meadow!! We care for you and love you SO MUCH!! ( Everybody in Hazzard feel free to agree with me!) YOU BE DAH BOMB!!

Here we are in the Hazzard Swamp celebrating Meadowmufn's great news. It's going to be a 3 day shindig but will start a little early (namely now). Everybody is invited and anybody can do anything they want with a character as long as it's keeping within the spirit and ratings of the show. Aha, it looks the first to arrive to the shack (besides the host, myself) is Jesse and Hobie. Both are carrying two, one gallon clear glass jugs of water. That's four gallons of water to add to the buttermilk that I brought. It's good that they brought water. Somebody might bring salty chips and that would make folks thirsty. Hmm, I wonder why they're being so careful with it. It is just…

This here games alotta fun, I seed they weren't one here so I thought I'd make one. So, who wants ter take a swing at meh?

I can't remember if I asked this one here or on FB, on the Daisy Duke page ( you might like it, if you check it out. ) but did Cathy ever pose nude anywhere? I know Burt Reynolds, has, as well as Sylvester Stallone, etc. but don't know if Cathy ever did!

there is a couple of guys that like but in different ways? There is Brian he is having a birthday on Friday, and he is only going on 32. And he is real gabby and likes to joke around and I practically know his whole family as well. And there is Phil, I have been friends with since about 1998, you seen I met him on a dateline and we both like to go shopping and go to the beach and he's fifteen years old and he has 1994 Buick LeSabre in Gold and Brian doesn't have a car. Well Phil is single and doesn't have any kids and Brian has a 12 year old daughter and 7 year old son and I like both of them but for different reasons. You see when I had first met Phil I was talking to hi…

If Your doing double nickel down a city street will the cops pull you over or let you go by?

Ok, so I'm working on some paper work in my room on my computer, having lunch at the same time ravioli and breadsticks. Yummy! Then after I finish up what I was working on and my lunch I decide to take a nap. I talked to one of my friends online earlier and told her to call me in about an hour after my nap. Now mind you I live with a roommate and my roommate was at her machine working on stuff while I layed down on my bunk of the bunkbed. So I'm napping and I get these weird dreams of me working in a sushi shop. There is this old japanese guy that runs the place and my roommate is a co-worker of mine. We get done with our shift at the sushi shop then we go home. When we …

Take Elbow Macroni and Ground Turkey and a can of diced Tomaotoes

Take this quiz to see how much Redneck common sense ya have! WD-40 is: 1) A cooking spray 2) A highway in Wisconsin 3) A radioactive material 4) A household oil Which is the best way to coax your car to start? 1) Saying “C’mon, baby…†while you turn the key 2) Swearing while you flood the choke 3) Threatening to trade it in while hitting the dash 4) Praying out loud If you have 3 points left on your driver’s license, what motor vehicle violation can you still afford to have? 1) Speeding 2) Running a red light 3) Reckless driving 4) My car doesn’t run, so it’s no problem You’re hauling lumber in the trunk of your car, but it sticks out way beyond the…

The Magazine Country Weekly had disconitnue their subscription service I got a letter and my check back last week.

I found out last month that Sadie Hawkins day is Every February 29th.

Yup had one today......had ta sit outside under the hot Florida sun fer well over and hour. After the school was thoroughly checked we got to go back inside.....we only had bout 20 minutes left of the day by the time we got back in. It was just a prank. Gettin outta work was good but I hate the heat! To bad Bo n Luke can't get ahold of the dummy/dummies who did it and show 'em some Hazzard justice!

Yep, mom let me stay home today because everyone (except 2 teachers) are being absolute jerks. I'm in special education and my case manager said (what my brain interperted) was this "I'm worried for that you may not want to apply for college because the courses you're interested in are VERY stressful" Do you think I wanted to hear that? No! anybody got some advice to keep me in school (not old enough to drop out yet) and out of trouble would be very helpful :x :x

I was watching this annual auto auction and this 1968 Shelby GT500KR Convertible in a loud yellow with Black roof and it sold for $280,000 dollars I couldn't believe it. I know whoever bought that car is going to enjoy there new Shelby, does anybody know anything about this is car and what KR stands for as well.

Number one did you know that in Southern Ohio there is a gas station called "Dukes" and they have a restaurant called "Duchess" oh and by the way if happened to stop by and have travelers check shey will give you a hard time if you try to use them. Second when you first get into Kentucky on 1-71 there is a water tower big as daylights that reads "Florence Y'll" and there is "Hazard,Kentucky" in Southern Kenucky. Here is the fun one and test your friends on this right did you there was a Corvette before 1953 and it wasn't a chevy actually it was Canadian Battleship that patroled the waterways of Canada againist the German U-boats and it was called the "Corvette" and it's f…

Spinfest The Midwest Car & Bike Show 2006 when July 1 and 2nd, 2006. Where Voinovich Park behind the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at the E.9th Street Pier in Cleveland , Ohio More Information Call 216-398-6611 or 216-470-5755. I live in Cleveland, Ohio and is very intersected in going to this right here and if I go I bring my Camera and Camera Phone as well. In case I run out of film.

These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes" !. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back? Trustworthey. 2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first? The Woman. The Man would get lost. 3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business? 1. No Mind. 2. No business 4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed? He wanted a foam mattress. 5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked. "Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father". 6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ? They're both empty from the neck up. 7. When is the only time…

Go to www.irs.gov and check this out I qualify for a payment of $600.00 and I can't wait because I need new eyeglasses myself.