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Okay this is a game I got from The Oak Ridge Boys message board thingy mcbobber.... Okay what you do...put a song title, and then the next person can take any word from that title and then post another song with that word in it. Try to pick a song that has at least three or four words in it...so we have something to chose from...and we'll try to avoid the same ones...for a while....lol... 1.) If Heavan Ain't A lot Like Dixie- Hank Williams Jr. 2.) You Ain't Just Whistlin' Dixie- The Bellamy Brothers 3.) Can't You Hear Me Callin'- Dwight Yoakam etc...etc....etc.... Y'all get the point... The first song title is: Just the Good Ol' Boys- Waylon Jennings

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Ok, to liven up the forums, I'm gonna start a word association game. I'll post a word, then someone else posts a word that is related to that word or another word they think of. Keep it clean, folks! LOL. So let's begin... puppy

I don't know if anyone has seen/heard this one before, but it makes me smile http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~blagger/the_duel.html Look out for 'The General'

You're convinced that truck stops have the best food. Your standard of living improves when you go camping. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in c…

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As you can see Im really bored..so if your as bored as I am then post 10 random things about yourself 1. I love freckles <33 2. I have a shoe fetish 3. edit...its not my favorite song anymore 4. I love school ((I look forward to mondays haha))<33 5. I drink water 95% of the time 6. sometimes I talk to myself in a different accent ((lol you know its cool)) 7. I cant fall asleep unless my hair smells good 8. I love spending time with my mom 9. I daydream way to much ((mostly about Tom of course)) 10. I absolutly love the rain

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Happy Birthday cousin! Khee!

Folks, I post this here in remembrance of the college students at VA Tech. Being in college myself, (if you haven't figured it out from my little posts in the swamp about getting out of Chemistry class and about DOH frat) it strikes a cord with me. No one expects to go to class then wind up losing a friend or losing their own life because of someone else's recklessness. It also sickens me to know that there are people that distraught with their lives about a 'break up' that they resort to this kind of behavior. It's uncalled for. If you are having problems with your life, talk to a friend, a family member, heck most colleges have counselors on campus to help you deal with…

Let's see if this catches on! I've seen something similar at another fan site for another show from a different country, and it proved really popular. Rules are simple, just keep it in order, each post containing a word appropriate to the next letter of the alphabet. Could just be a single word, or a name (either character, actor or production crew), or part of a quote, phrase or saying....anything from Dukes works. I'll do the first few and see if this gains traction. Granny ANNIE

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop in and tell all of you that I haven't fallen off the map or anything, I have been having health issues during the past few months and things are finally starting to look a bit better. I haven't forgotten that I was going to do some brainstorming with Val Strate, or that I got board chilling out and shooting the breeze with Roger Duke. I have just been kind of under the weather lately. So, now that things are starting to look a bit better...Thankfully! I will be leaving town to go on vacation. This year, we're heading to the 3 country corner where Germany, Austria, and Switzerland meet. I am looking forward to that, but my real excit…

I just picked up this book yesterday at a dollar store, it's very fantastting.

the dukes are back with a vengance. ABC family 11:00 PM CT, YEEEHAAWW

1. Which of the following is not the responsibility of the Back Seat Driver? A.Regulating the Temperature of the Rear Cabin. B. Assisting The Driver In Merging C. Radio Station Selection 2. The Driver has just initiated a parrelled parking maneuver. You should: A. Turn Around and Offer Your Opinion on Much Space The Driver Has To Back Up. B. Move Your Body In a 45 degree angle to provide a clear view for the driver. C. Lower Your Headrest To Reduce Obstructions. 3. The Proper Seating Position for the Backseat driver Is: A. The Front Passenger Seat B. The Rear Driver Driver Side Seat C. The Reat Passenger Side Set 4. When Backseat driving under the influence of alcohol, yo…

On Saturday I found out that a friend of my brother's died September 1st of a blood clot and my Great-Aunt Char died on September 29, 2005. She was 76 years old and had three daughters and four granddaughters and two grandsons. And she was the baby of nine kids, and she was the last one to go. She was one of my favorites Aunts on my Mom's side, and since my Grandmother died three years before I was born she kind of special to me. Aunt Char, Rest In Peace. '

There are a few people on here that don't drink but a few that do, so I thought I'd put this in The Swamp. What kinds of beer do you guys like or drink? I usually drink a poor man's beer Milwaukee's Best Ice but my fav. is Heineken! ( Drink Heineken....you'll feel fine again!) I've become more attracted to Ice Beer here lately. There IS hard liquor, like Moonshine but I usually don't drink Moon or anything else hard. If you drink the easy to drink stuff either fast enough or enough in quantity, you get the Buzz you're after! So, what do other Hazzzardites drink when it comes to alcohol?

I just found this online, rather amusing. Captain Grizzy’s 2011 Showboat Parade on Lake Pococtopaug featured a boat that you might recognize! It's the Boar's Nest, complete with a jumping General Lee and a patrol car crashed into the back. You can read more about the parade and see the other interesting boat entries here: http://www.ctcameraeye.com/?p=3841

BREAKER ONE BREAKER ONE YOU HAVE THE ONE HOMER WOLFMAN ANY ONE OUT THERE????????????

I didn't know where else to put this, so I hope this is ok. What's Byron Cherry doing now? I mean we all know about Christopher ( ) but what about him? I'm watching the 5th season and so I started thinking about them.

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers,I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace. The time comes, however, when a man must face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce:"This cat smells like a port-a-pott…

I figured I better put this here. The Swamp is probably the only safe place! I was just thinking about this, because I've noticed in some episodes she seems more.....uh...….voluptous and in some a lot less. I have no idea why. I know she had children but still....THAT big of a difference?? Well anyway, she is......36 23 35! ( Her chest looked bigger than that in some and in others not as big!)