RogerDuke

Uncle Jesse and Daisy were following behind in Dixie. Jesse saw what was going on and got on the CB. "Now boys, you have two witnesses back here that you weren't speeding. Now, don't git any ideas and take off. If his lights go on just pull on over and I'll take care of 'ol Rosco."

Okay but it has to have wheels. You pulling it with something? That's 3. If other people don't enter we should enter them anyways and then to punish them for not participating we'll just give them flat tires early in the race!

skunk hollow has an ODOR

I forgot to mention this yesterday. The day before yesterday Richard and Kyle Petty were in town on a charity tour on the way to Niagara Falls. They were only a mile from my step-daughter's house. I had no idea they were coming here and didn't find out until after they were gone and saw it on the local news.

New Year's Day

LIMO one is missing

I'm trying to decide if I'm going to race with Miz Tisdale's dirt bike (would that be against postal regulations?) or Jesse's truck. Either way I'm going to have Cooter put an NOS system on my machine. I hope he's able to put NOS on a 2-stroke motorcycle. That sounds a little dangerous....which is exactly why I want to do it. Come on folks, what are the rest of you racing? Hobie, what year, color and model is your Mauler?

concert

True. I don't trust Meadowmufn. She's just too good of friends with the Sheriff. Speaking of which, I wonder if Rosco is going to let her drive his car in the Moonshine 400. If she does, ignore the siren. She will probably use it to trick us into slowing down.

Excellent idea picking a vehicle....or excellent idea losing to me?

I'm guessing we are going to have a pretty diverse group of race vehicles.....just like Mario Kart. I love that game. Sorry I'm out of reactions Hobie or I'd be giving you lots of likes.

I like the way you think Mr. Race Commissioner. I think we should take a week before the race starts to make sure everybody has described their vehicle. And to make sure that everybody who wants to enter and lose to me has time to do so.

True. Probably even less than the robot.

I'm all out of reactions so ❤

sticks

So, how does this work Hobie, can I enter a dirtbike, Hoss enter an F1 car, Garrett enter a NASCAR #24 car? ETC ETC? Can Skipper enter the SS Minnow or does it have to be on wheels, like maybe a flatbed semi pulling the SS Minnow? Can we pick our own colors or do they have to all be red because you can't see any other color?

So do you want me to start the thread ? It is your race after all so you should......but I'll do it if you don't want to. Warning: that would mean I'd make the rules....lol

lady (first lady roosevelt)

JUMPING ponds

Probably won't get watched a lot but thanks for keeping us updated.

Just had a fun idea. Start a Moonshine 400 thread. It can be like Mario Kart and you can make any imaginary vehicle you want. Then after everyone has a vehicle in place we'll take turn posting race action, one post at a time.....like a role play. It will be total chaos....just like Hazzard County. I'll start it if you don't want to.

Is that the same car that got the vapors and stalled out before the first turn last year? It was green but as I recall it looked red to you. Can I enter my green Kawasaki dirt bike? It will probably look red to you also.

My mistake. They raced in Denver. But the big news in the world of racing is Garrett Duke back to posting race results on HazzardNet's NASCAR thread. The entire racing universe is talking about it.

dairy cow

I don't know what episode it is from but this reminds me of a scene where Bo is driving and Luke says in a panic "I can't look" and closes his eyes. Bo responds "Neither can I" and closes his too.