RogerDuke

Breaker breaker, how 'bout ya Hobie, ya got yer ears on good buddy? Startin' to worry a little bit here.

Hi Randall! Welcome to the HazzardNet. How long have you been a Dukes fan?

I never saw that but I can guess how it went because the same thing happens to all situation comedies. The first 2 years are funny. Then they run out of material and the next two years are jokes about sex. Then the next 2 years are even nastier jokes about sex. The Dukes did the opposite. You never heard anybody joking about Enos's virginity or how many illegitimate kids Luke had, except in the first few episodes. You never see something get cleaner nowadays. I'm glad the Dukes did.

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hazzard is in the southern APPALACIAN mountains

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that doberman in repo men was VICIOUS

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You are right. It would have worked better if they had Duke characters like Garrett Duke, Skipper Duke, Philip Duke and Roger Duke.

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It depends. If I am just looking to watch an episode I wouldn't normally put Coy and Vance in. If I want to watch the whole series in order I have to watch them of course. They really aren't that bad. In fact I like most of them....and the good thing is that the rest of the cast are just as fantastic as ever!

boss's temper flares up QUICKLY

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boss and his twin are OPPOSITES

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Jesse was smiling but nobody was around to see it. He pressed the CB mic. "I'll tell you what Boss.....I'm gonna make a little adjustment here. Just for old times sake I'll let you tell me what you are willing to do in exchange for gittin' the tape back. You make the first offer. If I like it I'll come right back after I hear you followed through with your end of the deal. And if I don't it looks like you will be trading that marshmallow suit for state pen black and white stripes." Rosco looked alarmed "You can't go to jail Boss. Wearing stripes makes you look fat." Garrett laughed as loud as was humanly possible. "Looks like you ain't got much choice Boss!" He laughed again. "And it looks like I'm either getting out of jail or you're going in one." Boss was furious. "You both shut yer traps right now and let me think." A moment later he looked at Rosco and asked "How do I know he didn't make another copy of the tape?" Garrett interrupted and responded quickly, "That's easy Boss. He's honest and you are a criminal.....and I suspect he's getting impatient." Boss was steaming. "Shuck, you are right. You may get away with it this time Garrett Duke but you ain't heard the last of me." He then pressed the mic on the CB and told Jesse he has won and could have whatever he wanted to put an end to his failed scam.

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Thanks for posting this. I bet the people who made the video are Dukes fans. Instantly became my all time favorite video after watching it. I'm just like him. Bought my land when I was 19 in 1979 and it is part of me. At this point in my life there are many things that matter more than money, including the memories of the daughter I lost.

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Happy birthday today Luke. We're all here at the Boar's Nest celebrating but where are you? Let me guess. It has something to do with a siren flashing in your back window. Just lead 'ol Rosco this way. He won't be able to resist stopping when he sees how many people are at the party.

GOOD 'ol boys

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