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RogerDuke

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  1. Later, while everybody was at the Boar's Nest....everybody except Jesse, Boss and the Hazzard law that is..... Jesse is at the farm slow cooking the bisque when he hears Cletus on the CB. "Cousin Boss, are we ready to go over to the Boar's Nest for the raid?" Boss responds angrily. "Cletus! I told you to not talk about this! Maintain radio silence you lugout!" Rosco then chimed in. "Well Boss, Cletus is a lugnut but you don't have to worry about radio silence. Ain't nobody else in Hazzard listening, 'cept us and Enos. They're all at the Boar's Nest completely clueless that we are about to arrest Bill after you made it look like he stole all the ticket money. Khee Khee! Who knows how much he'll pay to get those phoney charges dropped!" Jesse didn't wait to hear Boss yell at Rosco. He immediately got on the phone and called the Boar's Nest pay phone and warned Daisy what was happening.
  2. Yes but most men think Emma Tisdale is a hottie. Way better than that news lady you like. Even better than Lacy Chabert. (How long will it be before Garrett gets mad that we're getting off the NASCAR subject?)
  3. Nope. It's a tough one. Skipper must be avoiding it. I don't blame him. It was 1944. I'll look up the episode if you want me to.
  4. It's perfectly acceptable to pick that way. Miz Tisdale is my favorite women on the show because she won a big time award too. She was voted "Sexiest senior citizen postrmistess who rides wheelies on her postal route." She has won it 45 years in a row now. I bet Gordon has never won anything 45 years in a row.
  5. the dukes always showed respect for GOD.
  6. I was never really interested in NASCAR until Dukes came along. And then when Cale made his first appearance I had my first favorite driver. I still don't follow it as much as I should but Garrett's updates always help. I am a big pro dirt bike fan now. Unfortunately, none of them ride a bike with an 01 on the side but I'm sure they all have posters in their bedrooms of Miz Tisdale riding wheelies. I know I do.
  7. What? Yes we do. NASCAR is a huge part of Hazzard County. And your posts do a great job of keeping us updated.
  8. Right again Skipper. Okay, just for fun....I'm getting bored (joking) with Skipper being right so often that I'm going to ask a really really tough one. I'll give a clue if nobody gets it in 24 hours or so. In what episode was a guy named Jonathan Cole mentioned?
  9. Garrett Duke posting about NASCAR! Gotta love it!
  10. Jesse and the boys are standing around celebrating the race and Jesse excitedly asks "Hey! I just got an idea! Bill and Ernie, any chance you can come over to the farm for some crawdad bisque?!" Luke breaks in before they could answer. "Um, Uncle Jesse there ain't nothing better than your bisque but I think Bill has to get going right away." Bill responded right away. "As a matter of fact, the indoor car show I was supposed to be at got canceled because the pipes burst and flooded the place so I don't have anywhere to be!" It was Daisy's turn "Uncle Jesse, we were all planning on heading over to the Boar's Nest." "Great!" Jesse snapped back. "That will give me plenty of time. Crawdad bisque ain't like making instant oatmeal you know. It takes time....so take all the time you want drinking that cheap watered down beer. While you're doing that I'm gonna cook!" And off he went.
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