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I have an astronomy club meeting Saturday evening but you can start without me at 7:00 central time. I'll catch up later that night. It doesn't really matter anyways because with the technologically superior Muskcycle Jesse couldn't lose if he tried so we all know who is winning this. Besides, the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time.

hazzard ZOOM meetings are in cars, not on computers.

Watching out for it should be pretty easy. It will be the only competitor pulling a yacht. It's pretty hard to miss something like that. You don't see it every day.

Sounds good to me. The sooner it gets started the sooner Jesse wins and Emma rides down off Iron Mountain to give him that victory kiss and hug.

It's easy to find. It's the only car lot in the county where all the cars are red.

I just looked her up. I wouldn't give her a second look if she was standing beside Emma Tisdale.

Theme to the Dukes of Hazzard.....lol And about a dozen of them tied for second.

Who is that? She a race car driver?

X marks the spot on the treasure map of hazzard

Don't put Jesse's name on it. After he wins this race he is signing a big contract with Elon. Technology Is superior. The old ways are done. You will see what I mean when I rocket off the starting gate with the Muskcycle.

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver? I'll make you a bet Skipper. If I finish first you give me your Skipper hat. If you finish first I give you my red hat. If neither of us finish first no hats change hands. Bet or no bet? I have the best technology the world has ever seen attached to the Muskcycle so don't say you weren't warned. Technology cannot fail. It is superior to humans as you folks will find out during and after this race.

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ain't no VERICOSE VEINS in emma's sexy legs

I never forget a birthday but sometimes I don't always look up which one it is so thanks for the tip. I'm sure that will be a very special day for Meadowmufn. I did however forget Boss and Abe's Hazzard BD but never wrote it down on my list. I wish they would have had other Hazzard Birthdays. Those were the only 2 I believe.

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the big RACE

Sorry Hobie but kisses on the CB aren't real kisses so I'll let it pass without a fight this time. They sounds like real kisses but lips have to actually make contact in order for them to count and she's on top of Iron Mountain. Which reminds me, I'm going to have to wait at the finish line for her to come down after my easy win to get that kiss. Are you sure it wasn't Grannie Annie who smooched you? Who we waiting for to get this started?

Thank for catching that Hoss! Impressive!

To quote a famous philosopher, "I love it, I love it, khee, khee!" -Sheriff RPC

Sweet! I'm definitely going back. Hopefully one of the big events will be a weekend I have nothing else going on.

I forgot to tell you it was a good Saturday for my favorite racer named Chase too. Chase Sexton of Team Green Kawasaki won the last Supercross (inside footall stadiums) race of the season. They now move on to motocross (outdoors).

Happy birthday to my hero Uncle Jesse! You have been a great mentor for everybody around you and it has been a pleasure to look up to you all these decades. But now it's time to step up to the plate and show everybody that you are still a young man in his prime. Go out there and win that Moonshine 400 against all those young whipersnappers that are still wet behind the ears and get that kiss from Emma in the winners circle. We'll meet at the Boar's Nest later to celebrate!

Jesse is really excited about this race. He has never been one to embrace technology but is making an exception. After Rosco caught Elon Musk in the celebrity speed trap, Jesse and the boys broke him out of jail and in order to return the favor, Elon agreed to fix up Emma's dirt bike and convert it into a technologically superior racing machine that is only programmed to dominate races. It simply cannot lose. Unlucky for Emma though she broke her collar bone jumping a 60 foot wide creek two days earlier so asked Jesse to take her place. Filled with confidence that technology and AI simply cannot fail, Jesse was already daydreaming about that kiss Emma was going to give him in the winners circle.