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RogerDuke

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  1. boss and his twin are OPPOSITES
  2. Jesse was smiling but nobody was around to see it. He pressed the CB mic. "I'll tell you what Boss.....I'm gonna make a little adjustment here. Just for old times sake I'll let you tell me what you are willing to do in exchange for gittin' the tape back. You make the first offer. If I like it I'll come right back after I hear you followed through with your end of the deal. And if I don't it looks like you will be trading that marshmallow suit for state pen black and white stripes." Rosco looked alarmed "You can't go to jail Boss. Wearing stripes makes you look fat." Garrett laughed as loud as was humanly possible. "Looks like you ain't got much choice Boss!" He laughed again. "And it looks like I'm either getting out of jail or you're going in one." Boss was furious. "You both shut yer traps right now and let me think." A moment later he looked at Rosco and asked "How do I know he didn't make another copy of the tape?" Garrett interrupted and responded quickly, "That's easy Boss. He's honest and you are a criminal.....and I suspect he's getting impatient." Boss was steaming. "Shuck, you are right. You may get away with it this time Garrett Duke but you ain't heard the last of me." He then pressed the mic on the CB and told Jesse he has won and could have whatever he wanted to put an end to his failed scam.
  3. Thanks for posting this. I bet the people who made the video are Dukes fans. Instantly became my all time favorite video after watching it. I'm just like him. Bought my land when I was 19 in 1979 and it is part of me. At this point in my life there are many things that matter more than money, including the memories of the daughter I lost.
  4. Happy birthday today Luke. We're all here at the Boar's Nest celebrating but where are you? Let me guess. It has something to do with a siren flashing in your back window. Just lead 'ol Rosco this way. He won't be able to resist stopping when he sees how many people are at the party.
  5. You definitely had a great comeback and had me sweating it. I'm so happy for Trey. They mentioned his birthday three times. He's a class act.
  6. The NFL Eagles played the Packers last night in Brazil and they wouldn't let the Eagles wear green because that is the color of the local soccer team's biggest rival. The Packers were designated as the visiting team so they could wear green. I bet the locals were happy that the evil green team lost.
  7. Tomorrow (Saturday) it's the US vs Great Britian again, just like the old days only bullets won't fly, just a basketball. It is going to be the gold medal game for men's basketball in the Paralympics. My friend Trevon Jenifer plays for the US and has already won 2 gold medals in previous Paralympics. The cool thing is that tomorrow is his birthday. USA! (I'm just happy they aren't playing Urbekistan)
  8. You are right about The Beginning being terrible. It's almost as if they were trying to be bad and ran out of creative ways to make it even worse.
  9. It had a few good parts but I didn't like it. Nothing good can come from replacing Denver with Willie. I could go on about everything else I didn't like about it but that was the biggest one.
  10. the dukes in URBEKISTAN (an ep title from season 2 of dukes cartoons)
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