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RogerDuke

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  1. soda pop
  2. I was just teasing Garrett. He's a Cubs and Bears fan. I'm the Pirates, Steelers, Penguins fan....Timberwolves fan in NBA.
  3. I don't know much about bows so I don't know if this is right or not. I've heard older bows can be dangerous because they are more susceptible to breaking when you pull them back.
  4. Jesse was feeling a little bad about stealing Skipper's shine to fuel up his dirt bike but he knew how good it was in 2-stroke engines with oil injection. Then he remembered the only two rules of the Moonshine 400. 1) Don't hurt anybody. 2) There are no more rules Next Jesse revealed what was in his other hand. It was the end of a cable. He pulled it hard and the pin keeping the Minnow's trailer attached pulled out. The old moonshiner let go of the cable and quickly grabbed the throttle. With both hands now tightly gripping the handlebars he squeezed like his life dependent on it, knowing what was about to happen.
  5. I like the way you think. A lot of good things came from season 5 and that's one of them.
  6. Awesome. I want one just like it but bigger when I'm 90 and need a rocker. (66 now so I have awhile).
  7. My all-time favorite ep is High Octane. I'm not just saying that to be polite since you like it. I've said that on many threads. It sure was a bummer when they starting filming in California but by then I was hooked for life. They could have filmed in Antarctica and I still would have watched.
  8. A lot of old timers used to eat raw hamburger. I remember my grandma making meatballs and occasionally snacking on a pinch of it. Eating raw liver was more common in the old days than today of course but I don't remember anybody in my family doing it.
  9. Jesse was sitting on the dirt bike that was sitting on the bow of the Minnow as Skipper looked at him in the rear view mirror while trying to keep his eyes on the road at the same time. Now Jesse had something in both of his hands as he straddled the dirt bike trying to keep from falling. He noticed Skipper's eyes looking in the rear view mirror so he revealed the first one. It was a moonshine jug. Jesse turned it upside down to show Skipper there was nothing in it. Right away Skipper realized Jesse had used the Professor's coconut moonshine to put in the gas tank of the dirt bike. Jesse tossed the jug down. What he wouid reveal in his other hand would change the complexion of the entire race.....at least for awhile.....
  10. Meanwhile, Jesse has been bouncing around with Emma's dirt bike in the back of the Minnow as it was being pulled by Skipper. He managed to maneuver it to the front of the yacht and uprighted the bike, hoping it wouldn't fall from the bouncing. He set it on top of the bow at the front most part of the yacht, set it upright and sat on it. Skipper glanced in his mirror occasionally wondering what Jesse was doing. Had he lost his mind? How in the world was that going to help? And what was that Jesse was holding in his hand?
  11. You are a great addition to the family Road Pirate. We sure hope you stay around a long time!
  12. and your favorite baseball team is the Pittsburgh Pirates.
  13. stomach ache
  14. Very nice display case! Thanks for sharing it with us.
  15. Road Pirates! Great episode from season 2.
  16. I saw that today Hobie. I'm guessing the Cracker Barrel 400 is going to be organized and have a bunch of rules and regulations. No need to worry. That sounds boring compared to the Moonshine 400 so nobody will pay any attention to it. You still have the best race in the world. Now, what place you in anyways?
  17. nielson ratings of dukes went UP to the sky
  18. benny the QUILL
  19. NOTHIN' but the truth
  20. For the first time in the race Jesse takes the lead. And the timing couldn't have been better. Emma made it down from Iron Mountain on her back up dirt bike just in time to stop at the intersection to watch the race. And what a sight it was to see her man in the lead on her very own postal dirt bike. She caught the corner of Jesse's eye and distracted him. He looked at her with a big smile and gave her a thumbs up and she blew him a kiss. It was such a distraction that he didn't notice a big rock. He hit it and it threw his bike off to the side and Skipper passed him with the Minnow in tow. Jesse's Yamaha then ran into the dirt where it hit another rock with such force that it catapulted him and the bike into the air and two seconds later, right into the Minnow. Lucky for him and the Yamaha they both landed on the pile of life jackets unharmed but clearly out of the race...... .......or were they? It would be unwise to ever count out crafty and wise Jesse Duke.
  21. We certainly can't help with the job hunt but if you need picked up emotionally just pop a Dukes episode in and after you watch it jump on the HazzardNet and tell us how good it made you feel. Sure helps me anytime I'm feeling down.
  22. that was a HORRENDOUS crash
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