Hazzard Swamp
Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. If you're one of the nuts, pay no heed to the previous warning. Don't get too nutty tho' or we'll have to have the men in white coats come pick ya up... *Warning* There may be "adult" humor in here. If you're easily offended or under 18, it is advised not to enter here. Folks, try to keep it as clean as possible.
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This is where we run our March Madness style tournament... Hazzard style!
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Check out the Hazard, Ky(no jokes intended) well actually this article is very intersecting and here is the website at www.hazardkentucjy.com/2000/oldest_cabin.htm and I think you like this right here.
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Normally I would wait until December but..... if I don't get my christmas list down now, I will not get it down for the holiday season Anyways here's my list DVD ____ Harry potter and the prison azkaban Harry potter and the goblet of fire Family guy series (non-specific) King of the hill series (non-specific) Smallville season 5 (if they have it) Dukes of Hazzard season 7 The miracle of the cards (Mom& Dad, YOU have to order it ON-LINE) Cars X-men 3: the last stand Games ______ The sims 2: Open for buisness (PC) ER (PC) The movies (PC) Lost (PC) Nintendo DS game system with pokemon games (Mom& Dad: Not the lite edition) Pokemon channel (Gamecube) Puzzles ______…
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Lets see how many of ya'll know your Civil War. B.L., I know you know your stuff on it, lets see how good ya are heh! Who refused to use pepper on his food, saying it gave him pains in his left leg? Thats the first question ya'll, since some of these are alittle hard, I'll give ya'll time to think and if ya need a hint just ask!
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In case anybody is depending on closed-captioning to give you information on Dukes trivia, be careful of how much you can trust the spelling. For example, on "Enos in Trouble" (DVD) they spell Meadowmuffin, metal muffin (our Supreme Superior Commander is going to be furious) and in the same episode when Enos mentions his Uncle Odie they spell it Uncle Putney. How they got that far away from the actual word, I'll never know. Incidently, here's a little bit of Hazzard trivia that Sonny Shroyer told me personally.....Odie is his real-life father's name. He revealed that to me when I told him that I had a great-Uncle Odie and thought it was neat that Enos had one. Possum on a…
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I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON COOTER I LOVED THE WAY HE LOOKED OH MAN WAS HE HOT!
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OK...I know I've said something " Negative" about Ben Jones but as I get to the end of his book....folks.... that guy is nothing but a Leftist! AND a Communist!! I know it's hard to see, when Cooter is such a great guy but Ben Jones AIN'T Cooter! Being conservative and southern or whatever, is now all the rage, but it's like the CONservative ( with emphasis on the Con), talk show hosts you have on the radio....it's a front! Being conservative is popular, so they go with it! The title of the book " A Redneck Boy In The Promised Land", ...Ha! He has no idea WHAT a REAL Redneck is and it's sad really, because he's from the south AND he grew up poor. I am from the south and …
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The virus sure seems like it's all around the world and if it's not where you live it gets closer every day. There are a lot of things being canceled because of it. I was going to sit down on the couch tonight and watch a Dukes episode with my hound dog but we had to cancel because of the coronavirus.
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go to www.cowsgomoo.com and then click on games and then click on ' "Poke the Penguin." You have play 1 round before the penguin starts cussing and then he blows up.
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Hey there y’all, kinda thought this might be a good topic to ask here. But I’m wondering what advice. If any, y’all could give me on dating.. Currently single as a Pringle. But I’m young yet too, just thought I’d ask.
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Whaddya get when you combine a big rig, a ramp, and a "Yeehaw!"? Ya get Destructo Truck, an addictive game we just added to the site. The object is to plow your rig through as many buildings as possible. Upgrade your truck with all the money you earn so you can go farther and faster. If you are a member of a social network like Facebook or Twitter, you can even login and save your scores. http://www.hazzardnet.com/blog/boars-nest-games/destructo-truck/
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What if Dukes of Hazzard Fans had there own little Fraternity or Sorority... The name of this group would be Delta Omicron Eta... Those are the Greek letters for DOH. What it would look like is a triangle followed by a capital O then capital H. It's obvious our little Frat or Sorority's color would be orange. Our flag... what else but the rebel flag. Our theme song? 'Just a good ol' boys' by Walyon Jennings. Our motto? (This one we are working on... Any ideas?) Our mascot? The General Lee Sayings for Delta Omicron Eta; 1) Yeeehaawww! 2) Khee! Khee! 3) Oh no it's Rosco! 4) Possumonagumbush! 5) Shoot fire and save a box of matches! (Feel free anyone to add more...) You kn…
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Let's have some fun messin' with the "Good Ol' Boys" theme, shall we? With all apologies to Waylon, here's my first stab at it : Just the good ol' boys... Here's a story to tell ! Not much to share between them all, 'Cept for chickens, goats and straw, Because they're poor as hell ! But they've got a car! Muscle under the hood! That's the most important thang To folks livin' in the Hazzard backwoods! Just the good ol' boys... Spend all their money on gas! Two cousins and a car, Against a Sheriff who's a pain in the - Brian
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My Brother recently got another New Charger Model Kit and he wants to put a V10 engine in a A Charger. He was joking he should paint it Orange as well.
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Aside from Dukes of Hazzard, one of my other favorite shows is Lost In Space. One thing I've noticed is that both Dr. Smith and Rosco have similar catchphrases. Coincidence? I don't know. But it lead me to do this...
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(I wanted to share this with ya'll. I did not write it, noted the author respectfully below. ~Chet Duke) By: EILEEN MOROCK 'Taken from the "Moonlighter" Feb. 2008 edition.' "When Dreams Die" Some of us, the dreamers... Were born to dance upon the wind.... Dreams are a funny things, full of power and magic. They can propel you to towering heights, and drive you to persist thru adversity and exhaustion. They can motivate you to blast thru obstacles, catapult hurdles and ignore impossiblities. A razor beam focus on a dream is a numbing drug, allowing you to bear the worst circumstances. Ordinary people do extraordinary things when carried on the wings of …
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Yet another game, very easy and puts our brain to work. I will post a word, the next one who replies, will make as many words as they can out of the word I post, and all words you post must be from the tv show, while the words you make do not have to be. Example: GENERAL LEE; the first person to reply will make as many words as they can think of with this word Gene Gel eel Lean and so on, then that person will post his word and here is an example of how it goes, I will start; Rosco; cor soc coo so or Coors New word; Boss Hogg
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How rare is the first season of the dukes with the ben cooper spelling error? Should i sell mine copy now or sit on it? thanks for you time. have a great day.
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I was reading different threads on FailBlog earlier when I came across this in the 'Tattoo' section: Read the full post including comments. This isn't you is it Roger? .
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Hey everybody! So in Physics today, to keep us paying attention, my physics teacher puller up a bunch of dumb laws. They made me laugh pretty hard. Here's some from my homeland of Canada! Woot-woot! LOL In the City of Edmonton: If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn. If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m You may never use dice to play craps. (what else are you going to play with!?!) Citizens may not publicly remove bandages It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a…
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Hello there all dwellers of Hazzard County! This is an educational minute brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Game Warden and the Hazzard County Department of Wildlife. Today I took a tour of a botanical garden and much to my suprise I found a very odd species of tree. Now... Can anyone tell me where the Luke Tree is? Hee hee... I hope ya'll liked that one. Val
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Okay my friend and I were talking the other day and we reviewed some really weird foods. I am at the mayo clinic hospital writting this because my sis is having an MRI (she's fine) so I just thought I'd put some of the foods I heard about out there for y'all 1. Alligator Tail 2. Deep Fried Candy Bar (Yuck!, that just wants to make me gag) 3. Maccaroni on a stick (Not interested) 4. Pickle on a stick (Why?) 5. Dandielions (Yuck! you have to cook them a certain way) 6. Sea weed (Speaks fo itself) 7. Animal brains (No!!!) 8. Berties botts every flavor jelly beans ( This is from harry potter, and it means what it says, it literally has every flavor, Grass, Tofu, Vomit) 9. Pu…
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Today was a good day. My family shows show cattle, breeding stock cattle to be exact. Today was our county fair's beef show and we took Resv. Champion in our breed class. I was showing the winning heifer and she behaved very well in the arena. This was the first time in about two years that I actually touched a cattle halter or a show stick and showed a cow. I have been away at college and work, trying very hard to find my place in the world. When I was with those heifer's working with them getting them ready in the morning for the show, I could feel the experience I've had with cattle all come rushing back to me. It was like ridding a bike; I never forgot how to do it. F…
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Okay, so I've seen these kinds of pictures on The Sims 3 page on facebook. I ended pausing a youtube video for 'Carnival of Thrills' and this is what it ended up looking like. And when I saw it I just knew the perfect thing to put. I don't know if anyone else likes this or have pictures like this but I just thought I would post it and see if ya'll can answer those questions.
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