Meadowmufn

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Should I get my bugle ready to play taps for Alex? LOL. Perhaps a wake will liven up the place a bit.

*ponders Brian's words... Meadowmufn hears all. LOL* A creampuff ONLY when MaryAnne is around? SNORT.

Yeah, nobody will need those glow sticks to go trick or treating with. Just bring me or the Deputy along with ya. Khee!

Yeah, well, at least all of us can get nice tans from the afterglow, right? LOL. Or is that... all of us will glow? LOL.

Go buy a turtleneck to get through the nuclear winter. ROFL.

Duck and cover! Duck and cover!

Ok, I think this thread needs to be jump started. Let's see... where'd I leave the jumpstart button? Uhhhh.... Oops. Wrong button.

ROFLMAO. Now I'm gonna have that commercial stuck in my head all day.

Avast, ye scurvy sea dogs. Me thinks thar not be enough pirate speakin' scallywags on this hyar message board. Or perhaps ye just got lost looking for the wrong kind of booty. Wha'er ye reason fer not postin' hyar this year in pirate speak, ye better hope next year we don't make ye walk the plank! Yaaaaaaarrrr! Dirty Ethel Rackham http://www.piratequiz.com

Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr! A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants. "Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants." The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

No need to suspend yourself, Brian. You aren't responsible for Alex's behavior. He's been warned for the same offense by YOU before.

You're welcome. You'd better.

I AM serious. If you two don't knock it off, you both get 2 days suspension. Sheriff, the actor is Richard Dean Anderson.

Will the two of you knock it off? Alex, you're goading him and Sheriff, you're falling for it. I'm not above issuing a few days of vacation (i.e. suspension) for the two of ya...

Bacon with a badge? A pig with a pistol? We're gettin' waaaaaay off topic here, but I guess that's not any different than most days in this thread. LOL. Just don't go usin' the pork jokes on the Deputy and you MIGHT be ok...

I always said Rosco was stubborn, but I never thought he had THAT hard a head. Khee!

Yay! I got my laptop back... after two friggin' months. I'm never dealing with Geek Squad again. Argh. Anyway, I vote for an extension too. Who wants it open ended and who wants another month? LOL.

You don't want to know...

Let me add that if your new avatar pic is inappropriate or if we just don't like it, we'll delete your post. Let the posting begin! I'll start...

Ten seconds... Go! Nine, eight, seven... you'd better hurry! Just kiddin'. I dunno. How 'bout a week?

I hope your avatar can hold its breath. It's a long trip out to sea from here...

Ummm.. your old avatar was sitting on the counter near the toilet. It accidentally fell in and well, I really had to go. I didn't see it in there until after I flushed and saw it swirling down the bowl...

I say we have a contest to find a new avatar for Alex. Obviously, he doesn't care much for the Hee Haw donkey. So let's give him something he hates even worse! I mean... Let's give him something really GREAT! Post all your entries in this thread... and if you can enter something even remotely related to the dog collar topic, even better!