Meadowmufn

The Fury and Monaco patrol cars were my favorites, followed by Boss' Caddy. Sorry, General, you come in third.

We got our first Dog Collar Challenge submission today. Yay! I think our next fan fic challenge will involve writing Brian and MaryAnne as teddy bears... And I blame this post on massive lack of sleep and strong medications I'm on this week...

Throw Rosco into the mix and ya got another Coltrane free-for-all. Khee!

Have ya not read Kin 4: Color of Law?

Considerin' I'm runnin' around here with needles... y'all better do the Safety Dance! We can dance! We can dance! Everybody look at your hands...

Scoot, run for the hills. Run like your head was on fire and yer ass was catchin'... I think I'll just stroll on outta this thread while the gettin's good too...

Ooooh, I'm armed a dangerous now! Hey y'all, I've got muzzles (not to mention sharp objects) and I know how to use 'em!

I know EXACTLY who we could use 'em on. MaryAnne, you got an old trainin' muzzle of Bandit's we can use?

Well, I certainly didn't get that impression from your previous post. It didn't sound remotely anything like "Hey Brian and Alex, chase me instead". All I knew was in the middle of Alex pinin' for the Deputy and me tryin' to keep at arms-length from her, you chimed in about some guy telling you his car wasn't fast and it wasn't your fault the Sheriff was in the pond. ???? I'm sorry, but I just don't follow the thread of that conversation at all.

The site will have anything the fans' little hearts desire, as long as it doesn't violate the TOS of my webhosting company. ROFL.

What the %&^*# are you talking about? And what does that have to do with me staying an arms-length away from the Deputy?

Remind me to stay more than arms-length distance away from the Deputy...

Oh no, you ain't gunna pin the Deputy's delinquency all on me, now... So, I may have taught her a few choice swear words and the fun of taunting others, abusin' your authority, an' all, but I sure as hell had nothin' to do with her wearin' those low-cut "uniforms". That was all YOUR doin', cousin. LOL. And nobody had anything to fear from the Deputy before you got yer hands on her. Brian, you've created a monster. It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive! It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! Errr, I mean, she's turned into quite the confident and assertive young lady under your tutelage. *runs away and hides where the Deputy can't find me*

Hmm... I've known her for a long time and she was never like that til she met YOU, Brian. LOL. Perhaps I should throw ya in the clink for contributing to the delinquency of a Deputy. Khee!

Hey, how 'bout you don't advertise your fan fic in the dog collar challenge thread? It's quite alright if you start a new thread of your own instead of convoluting other threads with off topic messages about basketball games and your new fanfic. This thread is convoluted enough as it is...

A solar powered Robot P. Coltrane. *ducks and runs for cover*

I think it all started when we made YOU an admin, but that could just be a coinkydink.

I've been thinking about working on it, so I guess in my world that counts as "starting" it. Khee!

I haven't even started yet. Hehehe.

I don't think Jimmie was ever in an Elvis movie. However, Jimmie told me he and Elvis were dating the same girl once. Elvis told the girl to tell Jimmie that he'd teach Jimmie how to play the guitar. Jimmie then told the girl to tell Elvis he'd teach him how to act. LOL! Touche!

He was born Jewel Franklin Guy. I'm not sure that bio is 100% correct. If I recall correctly, the bio written by that guy used to say he was Julliard trained and I think Jimmie told me once that he wasn't.

Here's a good analogy in Dukes terms... If you're sittin' in the Boar's Nest some Friday evenin' and an angry drunk comes up to you and is hell bent on beating the snot out of ya for some reason you can't fathom, you can try to talk sense to him while he's pummeling you, or you can put yer dukes up and defend yourself. LOL.

It's hard to talk peace with people who would much rather see you dead. As Brian said, they have no regard for human life and no pity for the innocent. To think we can just talk them out of thousands of years of the same mindset is a tad naive. It doesn't matter how much WE want peace. THEY have got to want peace too, and I just don't see that happening any time soon. Perhaps if more moderate Muslims stood up and said this is wrong, it might happen. But until then, we need to protect and defend ourselves. Oil is not the number one reason for this war. In fact, I don't think it has very much to do with oil at all. No, this war is about islamic terrorists and extremists, and their quest for global domination and Islamic supremacy. They've been killing people to achieve their aims long before the automobile was invented and there was even a need for oil. Oil wasn't the reason the Twin Towers came down or the Pentagon was hit. Oil wasn't the reason they bombed the World Trade Center in 1993, bombed the U.S.S. Cole in 2000, bombed the London Underground in 2005, bombed the trains in Madrid in 2004, bombed the U.S. Embassies in Tanzania and Kenya in 1998, bombed the Khobar Towers in 1996, bombed the U.S. Embassy in Beirut in 1983, took 66 American diplomats hostage in the U.S. Embassy in Iran in 1979, not to mention numerous airplane hijackings, suicide bombings, and the Munich Olympic massacre in 1972. I could go on, but I think I made my point....

July 30th! You got more than a month to go... which is good because I haven't started yet. LOL.

Don't forget the bordetella and parvo shots!