Meadowmufn

Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr! A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants. "Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants." The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

No need to suspend yourself, Brian. You aren't responsible for Alex's behavior. He's been warned for the same offense by YOU before.

You're welcome. You'd better.

I AM serious. If you two don't knock it off, you both get 2 days suspension. Sheriff, the actor is Richard Dean Anderson.

Will the two of you knock it off? Alex, you're goading him and Sheriff, you're falling for it. I'm not above issuing a few days of vacation (i.e. suspension) for the two of ya...

Bacon with a badge? A pig with a pistol? We're gettin' waaaaaay off topic here, but I guess that's not any different than most days in this thread. LOL. Just don't go usin' the pork jokes on the Deputy and you MIGHT be ok...

I always said Rosco was stubborn, but I never thought he had THAT hard a head. Khee!

Yay! I got my laptop back... after two friggin' months. I'm never dealing with Geek Squad again. Argh. Anyway, I vote for an extension too. Who wants it open ended and who wants another month? LOL.

You don't want to know...

Let me add that if your new avatar pic is inappropriate or if we just don't like it, we'll delete your post. Let the posting begin! I'll start...

Ten seconds... Go! Nine, eight, seven... you'd better hurry! Just kiddin'. I dunno. How 'bout a week?

I hope your avatar can hold its breath. It's a long trip out to sea from here...

Ummm.. your old avatar was sitting on the counter near the toilet. It accidentally fell in and well, I really had to go. I didn't see it in there until after I flushed and saw it swirling down the bowl...

I say we have a contest to find a new avatar for Alex. Obviously, he doesn't care much for the Hee Haw donkey. So let's give him something he hates even worse! I mean... Let's give him something really GREAT! Post all your entries in this thread... and if you can enter something even remotely related to the dog collar topic, even better!

Let me add that during the Skinny Dippin' Challenge, there will be no flash photography allowed in this area. Sorry, Flash.

Great.. Are we going to have to open a Red Light district on HazzardNet? MaryAnne, you better be prepared to work overtime with that "censored" sign of yours...

I think we're gonna extend the deadline yet AGAIN because 1) I've been way too busy to even start a story, 2) Brian has been way too busy to start a story, 3) MaryAnne has been way too busy to start a story, and 4) y'all are having way too much fun on this thread. So let's keep it all going another month and let's shoot for August 31st. What say y'all?

In the interest of staying somewhat on topic... Is that model wearing a dog collar? LOL.

I think I need to look for a butt-kicking smiley too...

Soon to be extended to August 31st..... 2012.

Alex and the baboon

And the roots showin'... Looks like both of ya need to make an appointment at the salon.

Maybe you can get the professor to hypnotize ya an' make ya forget. (Hey, MaryAnne... be thinkin' of a good post-hypnotic suggestion we can plant that'll make Brian dance the funky chicken.)

Oh, I'm always around... tho' quite often I can't be seen. Now, what I wanna know is, are you callin' me a dog? Brian, you might want to explain to RL here what happens to folks who insult the Supreme Superior Commander... (I've got lots of nice, shiny buttons here that do more than just launch folks like Alex into orbit. )

Space Monkey and Assassin. What an interesting mix of professions... Tell me, do you assassinate other space monkeys? LOL.