Meadowmufn

Let me add that if your new avatar pic is inappropriate or if we just don't like it, we'll delete your post. Let the posting begin! I'll start...

Ten seconds... Go! Nine, eight, seven... you'd better hurry! Just kiddin'. I dunno. How 'bout a week?

I hope your avatar can hold its breath. It's a long trip out to sea from here...

Ummm.. your old avatar was sitting on the counter near the toilet. It accidentally fell in and well, I really had to go. I didn't see it in there until after I flushed and saw it swirling down the bowl...

I say we have a contest to find a new avatar for Alex. Obviously, he doesn't care much for the Hee Haw donkey. So let's give him something he hates even worse! I mean... Let's give him something really GREAT! Post all your entries in this thread... and if you can enter something even remotely related to the dog collar topic, even better!

Let me add that during the Skinny Dippin' Challenge, there will be no flash photography allowed in this area. Sorry, Flash.

Great.. Are we going to have to open a Red Light district on HazzardNet? MaryAnne, you better be prepared to work overtime with that "censored" sign of yours...

I think we're gonna extend the deadline yet AGAIN because 1) I've been way too busy to even start a story, 2) Brian has been way too busy to start a story, 3) MaryAnne has been way too busy to start a story, and 4) y'all are having way too much fun on this thread. So let's keep it all going another month and let's shoot for August 31st. What say y'all?

In the interest of staying somewhat on topic... Is that model wearing a dog collar? LOL.

I think I need to look for a butt-kicking smiley too...

Soon to be extended to August 31st..... 2012.

Alex and the baboon

And the roots showin'... Looks like both of ya need to make an appointment at the salon.

Maybe you can get the professor to hypnotize ya an' make ya forget. (Hey, MaryAnne... be thinkin' of a good post-hypnotic suggestion we can plant that'll make Brian dance the funky chicken.)

Oh, I'm always around... tho' quite often I can't be seen. Now, what I wanna know is, are you callin' me a dog? Brian, you might want to explain to RL here what happens to folks who insult the Supreme Superior Commander... (I've got lots of nice, shiny buttons here that do more than just launch folks like Alex into orbit. )

Space Monkey and Assassin. What an interesting mix of professions... Tell me, do you assassinate other space monkeys? LOL.

Kinda like speed limits...

I pity the Coltrane that meets up with B.A. Barracus.

Yeah, and *ahem*.. I didn't suggest it... *puts hands in pockets and whistles, looking around at nothing in particular*

All we need now are the girls in skimpy outfits holding up the cards announcin' what round it is. Then again, that might distract Brian and Alex from the task at hand...

You want I should muzzle this mutt, Brian? I got a nice spot picked out for him in the pound.

*nods head in agreement* I don't think Brian would look good with an earring. Do you, MaryAnne?

*Hands some sodas over to MaryAnne and BL to enjoy.* :soda: So far it looks like an even match, tho' things could change pretty quickly.

I've heard of Puss in Boots, but not Dog in Boots.

*lightly elbows MaryAnne to get her attention* Ain't you glad we don't get ourselves into situations like this? *pauses a minute* At least, not with any regularity...