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RogerDuke

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  1. Hey Garrett, my friend that I'm always talking about that's a huge NASCAR (and Dale JR) fan went to Charlotte. It was the first BIG race he's ever been to. He had really great seats. I was watching the end and jumping up and down when it looked like Dale was going to win. I couldn't believe he was that close and couldn't finish. It's not that I wanted Jr to win but I really wanted my friend to have a good memory that will last a lifetime. Oh well, he's only 21 so hopefully he'll get another chance. He's already trying to plan a trip to Daytona. I was pretty disapponted in the language from Jimmie Johnson's crew chief. For some reason the time delay wasn't working so I imagine somebody's getting fined by the FCC. I realize the engine blew but, come on, a lot of kids were watching and he disgraced the whole race team with his immaturity and lack of discipline. When he left work today I reminded my friend to check his gas gauge.
  2. Hawks (NBA Atlanta Hawks)
  3. You certainly didn't make this one too easy. I don't know the answer but 37 feels right so I'm picking B.
  4. To quote Mick in Rocky III "A definite ting a beauty"
  5. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  6. path (off the beaten path)
  7. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  8. problem (Houston we have a problem)
  9. Thanks for letting us know. Send me a PM with his address. It's nice of you to inform us. My hometown was destroyed by a tornado in 1985 so I'd love to help.
  10. After locating the General Lee, Rosco rummaged through the Charger looking for clues as Enos and the other three men looked on. Enos "Uh whatcha lookin' for sheriff?" Rosco "Anything I can find you dipstick. Maybe they left some kind of clue or something saying where they were going." Homer "Excuse me Rosco but I believe you need a search warrent to do that." Rosco ignored him. Wilbur "Uh I hate to ask again but are you sure I'm not going to have to shoot Mr Gordon? Boss Hogg is only paying me 20 bucks today. Hurting someone ain't worth that." Rosco "You fellers hush! I'm an experienced officer of the law and I need quiet to properly search a vehicle. Now hush. I ain't gonna say it again." The four men looked at each other. Zack Wheatly waved his fist at Rosco behind his back. Rosco "Homer, while I'm finishing this up I need you to pop the hood and take out the distributer cap and spark plug wires in case they show up while we're searching for them. Then throw them in the quicksand." Homer complied.
  11. Houston (home of NBA's Houston Rockets)
  12. If Kristy needs him, she can probably call Uncle Jesse. He did a great job delivering Mary Kaye's baby.
  13. Wow Denver, your post certainly went from one extreme to the other. I feel so sad for you losing your Momma. I pray that you will heal as soon as possible. Thanks for logging back in and updating us on your life. Please update us on Kristy as soon as you know anything. We missed you and it's great to have you back.
  14. Good point Daney but I say to do both!
  15. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  16. kitten
  17. That's a toughie. I'll guess Dutch. Thanks for updating us on Obama. I was looking for you in the pub wearing your orange 01 hat Hoss. Thanks for explaining why you couldn't make it. Well, at least you got to sit in the front row of the royal wedding with your 01 hat on. Hopefully nobody besides me noticed it was a little greasy.
  18. In post #47 you mentioned that the Hazzard Theater was also called the Hazzard Picture Palace. I seem to remember that it once had the name Bajou in it also...possibly Hazzard Bajou Theater....although I think I'm spelling Bajou wrong. Does anybody have a recollection of that?
  19. Selma Alabama (had to think of some way of changing the subject. That's all I could think of)
  20. As the day progressed Rosco had just about given up but instructed Amos to make a pass near the shores of Hazzard Swamp on the way home. Upon spotting part of the orange hood through the branches Rosco couldn't believe his luck. "Khee Khee, I love it, I love it!" He keyed up his CB microphone. "Enos, are you still at Turtle Creek Road and Highway 128?' Enos "Uh, do I still have to hush?" Rosco "Not if you want to keep your job." Enos "Then I'm still here sheriff!" Rosco "What's your 20 Zack?" Zack "I'm on County 27 near Possum Pass." Rosco "How 'bout you Wilbur?" Wilbur "I'm sitting here in the pick-up with Homer Sneed just off Jimson Lane near the old grits mill." Rosco "Did you boys bring your shotguns Wilbur?" Wilbur "Uh, yes sir but that Jeff Gordon seems like a purrty nice feller. Yer not gonna make me shoot him are ya Rosco?" Rosco "He ain't no nice feller Wilbur. He tried to murder an officer of the law and he needs to be in jail...but I don't want ya shooting him. The guns are so he knows you're serious. Now I want all three of you hired guns to start toward the south end of Hazzard Swamp and wait for me there. Enos, run over to Amos's airstrip and pick me up."
  21. My middle grandson is two and he hasn't advanced to saying Genwal Wee. He does call everything that's orange "Duke Car" because he thinks it's the name of a color.
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