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RogerDuke

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  1. Good morning!

  2. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  3. Welcome to Hazzard County Brad. We're always glad to have a new face in town and hope you stay a long time. I love your comment "real tv". You sure got that right.
  4. Boss "Didn't he just win that big race in Atlanta?" Rosco "You got that right Boss...first place" Boss responded sarcastically, still upset about the wrecked cars "Well I ain't never heard of no second place winner you turnup brain....how much you figure that first place win is worth?" Rosco "Uh, a lot.....I wonder if they paid him in cash?" Boss "Rosco, Lulu has pink flamingos in the yard smarter than her baby brother. Of course Jeff Gordon don't get paid in cash. NASCAR hasn't paid the winners in cash for years. But that don't matter none. He made more money in that race than you'll make in your whole life so you'd better git out there and git that leadfoot and milk him for some of that money or you're going to be out of a job faster than Jimmie Johnson finishes a lap at the Poconos!" Rosco turned around and walked out. Just before the door slammed Boss could hear him say "I'm gone!"
  5. Well, I don't know about nice since there's folks like Garrett and Lori hanging out here...but it is interesting!
  6. mystery
  7. Sweet! You put a smile on my face bigger than Enos Strate's. I love it. I love it!
  8. Hey there, I see you logged in yesterday! How ya been? I missed you.

  9. Happy Birthday MaryAnne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Since she's such a troublemaker I figured a thread about prison would be a good place to post it)
  10. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  11. Welcome to Hazzard County! We'll be waiting to see your project. Since it involves the Dukes of Hazzard, I already know it's going to be good!
  12. uninformed (that's because I don't know what mezcal is...although I assume it's an alcoholic beverage since you associated it with tequila)
  13. I got an e-mail from Mr Hewatt and I'm sending my order off this morning. I'm excited about owning a piece of Dukes of Hazzard history. Like I posted earlier, it's a little consolation and will make losing the farm slightly easier to take.
  14. *Rosco and Enos walk into Boss's office at the Boar's Nest without knocking. They catch Boss counting a stack of 20s while smoking a cigar* Boss hides his money by covering it with a sweatshirt even though he knew the two lawmen saw it. "Don't you ever knock?" Rosco "Uh, sorry Boss but I have good news good news! Uh, I also have bad news bad news. Um, you know Jeff Gordon?" Boss "The NASCAR star?" Enos "No, the appliance repair man!" Rosco took Enos's hat off his head and hit him again with it then ordered him out. After Enos left Boss asked "So, first what's the bad news bad news?" Rosco "Uh, I wrecked my sheriff's car....twice. And Enos's car's smashed too but it still runs." Boss was outraged "YOU"RE FIRED!!!!" Rosco "But wait a second Boss, the second time was Enos's fault and the first time that Jeff Gordon feller done slammed into me intentionally. He did it on purpose too!" Boss's face lit up "Assaulting a sheriff!!?? We're going to be rich. Is he in jail?" Rosco "Uh, not exactly Boss, the Duke boys done helped him escape....but I got his Chevy Tahoe in the impound yard...Khee Khee!"
  15. Thanks Phyllis. Last year was the biggie for Bo. He turned 50. 51 isn't exactly a milestone but we hope he has a great birthday on Friday! (April 8)
  16. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  17. Hi DoubleX, it's nice to hear from you. Hmm, you're right about the other two but I'm not sure myself about Tom Pryor or Carl Dickens. It's been awhile since I posted it...LOL I think it's Tom Pryor
  18. worm (Hoss, bird food)
  19. numb, he hasn't answered my last two e-mails either. I'm starting to worry that I'm not going to end up with any souveniers. Hazzard History, I'm guessing it's not all going to sell and he'll get nowhere near the ammount you calculated. Well, it's a supply and demand world and if he makes a profit, that wouldn't bother me. By the way, welcome to the HazzardNet! I'm starting to wonder if someone bought everything for a lump sum. Hopefully we'll hear from him soon.
  20. Finding Nemo (I love it when the birds say "Mine! Mine!")
  21. *With steam coming out of the front end of his crashed car Rosco got out and walked over to the passenger side of Enos's car* "Enos, you dipstick! What were you doing there?" "Uh, setting up a road block like you ordered sheriff" "Why did you set it up where I was going?" *Enos looked confused* "Uh, how was I able to know the exact spot you were going?" *Rosco's face was disgusted* "Well it don't make no difference anyhow" *Then he started to smile* "Because once we catch Jeff Gordon, I'll make enough money to fix 100 cars.....Khee Khee!" *Enos looked shocked* "Jeff Gordon, the NASCAR driver?" *Rosco responded sarcastically* "No you lugnut. Jeff Gordon, the appliance repair man!" *Rosco took off Enos's hat and hit him with it* "Of course Jeff Gordon the NASCAR racer. He was in the back seat of the General Lee. It looks like your car will still run so take me to the Boar's Nest. I need to see the Boss."
  22. We really enjoyed watching TomBo update us with his latest restoration pictures and now we're going to get to see another old car transformed into the most famous car in the world. Life is good!
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