RogerDuke

LOL Very nice Hoss. It put a smile on my face (and it's still there)

Hmm, that sounds right to me.

*Daisy stood at the front of the classroom speaking to the students while Jesse stood beside a window occasionally glancing outside.* Daisy's voice was enthusiastic. "Now kids, this Christmas is going to be something special because Reverend Frawley of the Hazzard County Gospel Church has asked us to give a concert at the church on Christmas Eve! Now, that means that we have a lot of work to do. Mr Duke and I have selected 12 songs that we think will sound awesome for the concert. On your desks are copies of those songs. We're going to start with an old favorite, Silent Night. While you're singing I'm going to be going around listening to each one of you individually so when I walk by, don't be afraid to sing a little louder for the brief time that I'm beside you." *Jesse walked to the front of the classroom and smiled. He lifted his hand to direct the kids. When he dropped his hands and nodded his head, the beautiful singing began*

grill

Does anybody have any suggestions for our annual chat room Christmas party? I'll throw the first hook in the water. How about Saturday the 18th from 6-midnight? (EST) Since Christmas is on a Saturday this year it's impossible to get together on a weekend close to Christmas unless we try Sunday the 26th but a lot of folks are probably having family gatherings that night too.

He should have had a guest appearance on Dukes. He would have made a perfect long lost brother for Rosco (and Lulu). My condolences to his family.

That sounds right to me.

Hoss's (I doubt they have Hoss's restaurants in Ireland but they're pretty popular over here Hoss)

Bo 5 Luke 5 Daisy 5 Jesse 6 Boss 4 Rosco 5 Enos 5 Cletus 5 Cooter 5 Coy and Vance 5

waitress

revenuer

The same rule applies that you can only vote once a day. Bo 5 Luke 5 Daisy 5 Jesse 5 Boss 5 Rosco 5 Enos 5 Cletus 5 Cooter 5 Coy and Vance 5

Is there any place on there where we can do online shopping and order imported egg nog for this year's HazzardNet Christmas party? Too many folks got sick on Brian's egg nog last year.

moonshine

Wii (I see there's a new Wii game called "Epic Mickey" that features Mickey Mouse. Since I don't own a Wii I guess I won't be playing anytime soon)

*Jesse had figured out what was going on with Connor and the boys. He also knew the trouble it could cause if the rest of the kids saw the special attention Connor was getting. Even worse, Jesse knew that the jealous kids would give Connor a rough time if they knew he was getting a ride in the General Lee and Jesse was smart enough to figure out that's what the boys were going to ask Ira Grant. Before they had a chance to do so, Jesse spoke to the group* "Okay kids, we're now gonna to go into the classroom and me and Miss Duke are gonna listen to each and every one of you and figure out what section you're going to be with in the Christmas choir. The reason we're going inside is because the walls inside reflect the sound much better and that makes it easier fer us to evaluate yer voice and tell exactly where ya belong. Now git on in there so we can get started. This is gonna be one hum dinger of a Christmas concert!" Daisy helped "Let's go kids. Last one in is a rotten candy cane." Daisy winked at Jesse "I get the feeling you'll be the last one in Uncle Jesse." She then followed the last student into the building.

You folks crack me up.....ROFL. I pity the fools who stole Mr T's necklaces! And no, that's not my truck. That truck's grey. I'm so poor I can't afford to have a truck that comes with a color. Since I couldn't afford paint, I just keep a coat or two of dirt on it at all times. Otherwise it would be naked and then it would be so embarressed it would turn red. No Garrett, those tattoos didn't hurt because they were temporary tattoos. Since that picture was taken, I've replaced then with permanent das efx tattoos.

Congratulations to Uncle Jesse for winning the Dukes game after an 8 month battle. waiki has suggested starting another one and I second the motion. If one other person wants to play I think we should go for it. Instead of starting out 10 characters with 10 points each, what do you folks think of starting out with 10 characters but only giving them 5 points to start the game? Or we could stick with 10....

Congratulations Jesse! The old timer was down to his last 2 points at one point in the game and then pulled ahead for the win!

I guess it's true that there's no secrets on the internet. I can't believe you folks figured out those were my tatoos. Thanks for the suggestion Hoss. My wife liked the idea of all that bling too so we took all the money we were going to spend on Christmas presents and bought some bling (we figured the grandchildren had enough stuff anyways). Well, I had her take my picture and post it here so folks could see all that bling but the shinyness was so overwhelming the picture didn't turn out (I believe the technical term is "saturating the pixels") Until we can figure out how to post the picture, just imagine Pa Beaudry with 300 gold chains around his neck and the sun shining so brightly off them that it blinds you.

Jesse 99 Luke 1