RogerDuke

I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving. The list of stuff I have to be thankful for can be easily condensed.. 1) God 2) family 3) friends...including the folks here 4) country

Happy birthday Hoss and thanks for all you do. I love you like a brother....well, maybe not that much. I love you like a third cousin's uncle, twice removed from my wife's half-sister's divorced step father's neighbor's grandson's twice removed brother-in-law's brother from another mother's 12 year old bassett hound's (the one that only has three legs) vetrenarian's step-son.

Hi Markus James , we're excited to have you here. I'm hosting a 2012 Dukesfest at my house all year. How much would it cost me to have Sonny and Byron live with me in 2012? Tell them my wife's a pretty good cook and we won't charge for meals.

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It's too bad the original farmhouse got tore down but it's nice to see the old Boar's Nest still standing.

Brian, Hoss, BL and MaryAnne got that one right. Fill in the blank with this episode title from the Dukes cartoon series. "The (blank) Caper" A) Australian Brazilian C) Canadian D) Danish E) Egyptian

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Very nice Alex-Dukes!! Great job!

Congratulations TRPColtrane!!! Well, Garrett, at least the Chicago Bears have won 5 in the row and the Chicago Blackhawks are in first place so you have something to look forward to even though you don't think they're as exciting as NASCAR.

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Boss stood up and pulled down a plastic sign that was rolled up. Rosco's eyes widened as he read the sign: Come one, come all for the opportunity of a lifetime to get an autograph from that famous NASCAR racer GORDON JEFF. In addition to an $10 autograph, an additional $10 will qualify you for an opportunity to race against MR. GORDON JEFF in Saturday's special event at the fairgrounds. Only 5 names will be pulled so the more times you pay $10 the more chances you'll have of winning. In fact, if you pay $100 you can put your name in the hat 11 times! All the excitement begins at the Boar's Nest Friday from noon until 7 for autograph signings and the race Saturday will begin at the Fairgrounds at 4:00. Rosco's eyes got even wider. "That's a big sign Boss!" "I know Rosco and I had two dozen of them made so you need to start distributing them around town right now!" Rosco looked nervous, "I hate to be the one to tell you this Boss but it' Jeff Gordon...not Gordon Jeff." Boss didn't even seem to care, "Oh nobody's going to notice you lug nut. Now go out in the back of my car and grab them signs and get hopping. Let's go, move, move move!" "Uh, Boss, how did you know I was going to catch Mr Gordon? I mean, you made the signs before you knew I was gonna git him." "Rosco, I would have lost money on the signs but I would have saved a bundle when I fired you. Now get moving!"

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Poor Garrett. It looks like you'll have to watch some football why you're waiting. I see they're filling in the time by interviewing anybody who will talk to them. I'm sorry to hear that my man David Ragen is out. Hey! They just announced they might be starting again soon!

This is great. We haven't had a fight like this since the 2010 Chat Room Christmas party! I'm still in therapy from that. Emy-Rae, maybe next time you should put stuff like that in the Hazzard Swamp forum. If it's too "adult" it will still get deleted by a moderator but at least there's a warning there before clicking on. We do have some new members here and we don't want them to get the wrong impression about this place. It's bad enough that I scare them away with my bad jokes.

Khee Khee! I've learned to never argue with the Supreme Superior Commander but if we go around calling Hoss Meadowmufn things could get a might confusing around here....especially at the annual Christmas party if Brian drinks too much egg nog and starts getting everybody mixed up again.

I didn't know what BOTD meant....but I do know what TMI means.

Hoss, these new folks don't know you that well..... "genius" doesn't descibe you.... you're much smarter than that..... in fact you're so smart they should invent a new word that describes someone smarter than a genius.... since you're so smart we'll let you invent the word.

Yep, right up along with the episode where Charlie's Angels got caught in Rosco's celebrity speedtrap and since Enos and Cletus were away in Atlanta at a deputy convention, Rosco had to deputize RogerDuke to help guard them.

You might have given me too much credit Brian because I messed this one up. I just watched the episode because it's rare that nobody gets one of my questions right. When Daisy was taking the vase to town Luke was trying to warn her on the CB that a couple bad guys were trying to get it. When Luke couldn't get ahold of her, he made the comment that she might not have been able to hear because she was probably listening to a Waylon tape. Since they never actually showed Daisy listening to Waylon I can't say you folks missed this one. All I can do is apologize and ask a question about "The Canterbury Crock" that I'm certain of.... Who celebrated a birthday on that episode.....and got a vase full of flowers from Daisy?

Thanks for posting the picture of the Mustang Hoss. Was that the episode when Farrah was on the hood looking for those flyers that Loretta Lynn threw out when she was kidnapped and trapped in that RV?

Welcome to Hazzard County Sissy. We're happy to have you here!