Hazzard Swamp

What if Dukes of Hazzard Fans had there own little Fraternity or Sorority... The name of this group would be Delta Omicron Eta... Those are the Greek letters for DOH. What it would look like is a triangle followed by a capital O then capital H. It's obvious our little Frat or Sorority's color would be orange. Our flag... what else but the rebel flag. Our theme song? 'Just a good ol' boys' by Walyon Jennings. Our motto? (This one we are working on... Any ideas?) Our mascot? The General Lee Sayings for Delta Omicron Eta; 1) Yeeehaawww! 2) Khee! Khee! 3) Oh no it's Rosco! 4) Possumonagumbush! 5) Shoot fire and save a box of matches! (Feel free anyone to add more...) You kn…

John..John..John! I want to meet John! Oh how I wish I could meet John! He's not just my favorite Duke, but my favorite actor and all time favorite celebrity. John..John..John, I want to meet John..I've been to Dukesfest, I got his autograph there, but that is not what I mean. An autograph, when you really think about it, is just a line or two and a name scribled across something. Standing in an autograph line for an hour or two hours or longer, waiting for a few seconds while an autograph is scribled out, then being rushed out the door, that is not actually meeting someone, not to me it isn't...John..John..John..Oh how I long to meet John! I'd like to have an hour with h…

The book that Just finished is called "Just Rewards by Barbara Taylor Bradford " this is the latest in the Emma Harte saga it's has Weddings, Births and Funerals as well. But now to give it away you have to read it for yourself.

Pick your team and post it here. Two weeks until the Super Bowl. Even if you don't care, pick a team anyways just for fun. The more picks the more fun. Chiefs or 49ers? I pick Chiefs

I think it's just swamp gas...

go to www.cowsgomoo.com and then click on games and then click on ' "Poke the Penguin." You have play 1 round before the penguin starts cussing and then he blows up.

Is anybody up for some non-Dukes trivia?...(even though it's insignificant compared to Dukes). I'll start it out. Who was Presidential candidate Walter Mondale's female Vice-Presidential running mate?

On Saturday March 18, 2006 two things happened to me that was very special to me. 1. Number one I got my picture taken in the General Lee and I learned how to play the dixie horn. And there was a guy at he Cleveland Autorana with a Chevelle souped up and everytime he revved up his the guy that owned the General Lee hit the dixie horn. I had on a dukes t-shirt with 01 on the front of it and a hat it 01 on the front of it. 2. I had finally got me a 2006 Dodge Charger of my own ( a 1/24th or 1/25th scale diecast that is) it's in blue and it cost me 12 dollars.

hi guys, Any u notice that charger look like General Lee's vehicle? stop by drive thru KFC when they get hot new chicken pie? check out youtube..: what u think of that looking on vehicle's is? I hope put right place in section as well... thanks enjoy

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Whaddya get when you combine a big rig, a ramp, and a "Yeehaw!"? Ya get Destructo Truck, an addictive game we just added to the site. The object is to plow your rig through as many buildings as possible. Upgrade your truck with all the money you earn so you can go farther and faster. If you are a member of a social network like Facebook or Twitter, you can even login and save your scores. http://www.hazzardnet.com/blog/boars-nest-games/destructo-truck/

Today was a good day. My family shows show cattle, breeding stock cattle to be exact. Today was our county fair's beef show and we took Resv. Champion in our breed class. I was showing the winning heifer and she behaved very well in the arena. This was the first time in about two years that I actually touched a cattle halter or a show stick and showed a cow. I have been away at college and work, trying very hard to find my place in the world. When I was with those heifer's working with them getting them ready in the morning for the show, I could feel the experience I've had with cattle all come rushing back to me. It was like ridding a bike; I never forgot how to do it. F…

Kids say the darnedest things! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom ! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The little …

"Gracee, what is that?" "Just a cucumber!" LOL =)

I just picked up this book yesterday at a dollar store, it's very fantastting.

At the risk of sounding like a complete idoit...who is KITT??? I've know its a car but I've never heard of it...

I just found this online, rather amusing. Captain Grizzy’s 2011 Showboat Parade on Lake Pococtopaug featured a boat that you might recognize! It's the Boar's Nest, complete with a jumping General Lee and a patrol car crashed into the back. You can read more about the parade and see the other interesting boat entries here: http://www.ctcameraeye.com/?p=3841

Hey y'all I got a new group round Hazzard Art Gallerey. Y'all can post your Duke Related things you draw.

I got the link to this from a friend and it's pretty funny. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041&pr=goog-sl Of course if any guy pulled that on me he wouldn't have an Xbox no more.... Val

Folks, I post this here in remembrance of the college students at VA Tech. Being in college myself, (if you haven't figured it out from my little posts in the swamp about getting out of Chemistry class and about DOH frat) it strikes a cord with me. No one expects to go to class then wind up losing a friend or losing their own life because of someone else's recklessness. It also sickens me to know that there are people that distraught with their lives about a 'break up' that they resort to this kind of behavior. It's uncalled for. If you are having problems with your life, talk to a friend, a family member, heck most colleges have counselors on campus to help you deal with…

I just wanted to thank our Commander, Meadow Mufn for keeping this site going! It's the best! I also wanted to remind her how much we care for her and love her! You are the best Meadow!! We care for you and love you SO MUCH!! ( Everybody in Hazzard feel free to agree with me!) YOU BE DAH BOMB!!

If you're a Muppet fan and a Dukes fan you'll love this clip! If the link doesn't direct you to the exact clip, look for The Swedish Chef cooks up some Daisy Dukes! http://movies.go.com/trailer?cid=738991

The Magazine Country Weekly had disconitnue their subscription service I got a letter and my check back last week.

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Cleveland. If someone in Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Cleveland. If you've worn shorts and parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland. If You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of 1-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland. If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again you live in Cleveland. If you can drive 75mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard with …