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okay I made these 2 general lee's out of play doh and modeling clay. I can't give you pictures cause my dumb computer wont let me but if you PM me I might be able to give you a picture to you

Today's Tip for Success: Have a sense of self-worth. Brian

You know the Round Robin "The Drive-Thru Barber Shop/Oil Change and Lube/Quiky Mart/Bar and Grill" well I have a seperate story going on paper written just by me privately now. You see everytime I send Doug a letter he gets another chapter of the story well there not very long but he doesn't have alot of time to read them either so it works out as well. But I was thinking or proposing a idea who ever can come up with best one to two page story I will print up and mail to my brother in Missouri he also like when I send pictures as well. Well So Far there is Chapter One: Meet the Crew. Chapter Two: The employee meeting, and Chapter Three: The St. Patricks Day Party. Chapter…

hi guys, I not sure where put here that thread as well.. any you hear that one just on commercial was? check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdUqsxhd10 what you think that cool is it huh? thanks enjoy

OK...I know I've said something " Negative" about Ben Jones but as I get to the end of his book....folks.... that guy is nothing but a Leftist! AND a Communist!! I know it's hard to see, when Cooter is such a great guy but Ben Jones AIN'T Cooter! Being conservative and southern or whatever, is now all the rage, but it's like the CONservative ( with emphasis on the Con), talk show hosts you have on the radio....it's a front! Being conservative is popular, so they go with it! The title of the book " A Redneck Boy In The Promised Land", ...Ha! He has no idea WHAT a REAL Redneck is and it's sad really, because he's from the south AND he grew up poor. I am from the south and …

who would you choose out of these dudes...Bo, Luke, Cooter, Rosco? I like cooter but i think i'd go with bo!

You're convinced that truck stops have the best food. Your standard of living improves when you go camping. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in c…

This a fun little game I played when I hung out at another website. It's basically played like the book "if you give a mouse a muffin" reads. For example, I might start with If you give Bo a calculator....... Then the next person would finish it up with something weird, humorous, etc and then start a new bit. You can use any character in the series. Ready? Here goes........ IF you give Roscoe a $100...........

I think it's just swamp gas...

go to www.cowsgomoo.com and then click on games and then click on ' "Poke the Penguin." You have play 1 round before the penguin starts cussing and then he blows up.

I was wondering if you could jump into any episode which would it be and why?

What is the safest place in a Tornado? Where? Browns Stadium Why? There is never a Touchdown. Let me Know what you think of the Joke.

If you're a Muppet fan and a Dukes fan you'll love this clip! If the link doesn't direct you to the exact clip, look for The Swedish Chef cooks up some Daisy Dukes! http://movies.go.com/trailer?cid=738991

While Brian has his Meaningless Motivational Minute...I'd thought I would add my own screwball touch with a few illustrated day-to-day survival tips. Today's tip... Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer Khee!

I found out last month that Sadie Hawkins day is Every February 29th.

The Magazine Country Weekly had disconitnue their subscription service I got a letter and my check back last week.

This will work differently instead of giving clues from the serious you can give song titles stuff there famous for or even their famous spouses. To start this off properly here's the first clue I am married to Denise have three wonderful daughters I am blonde as well and I sang "Who's Cheatin Who" as a remake of the original artist. Bonus Points if you tell you sang the song first? Who Am I?

Manure ... An Intersecting fact Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commerical fertilizer's inventions, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weight a lot less than when wet, but once water(at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas, As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before…

Hey, guys, I need your help on something. Earlier this month, we had a big icestorm, and the local news station chose a few of the photos submitted to be in a contest. Well, my photo was chose, and the contest winner receives six free tickets to the Harlem Globetrotters when they come to town next week. The photo contest winner is going to be announced Friday morning, so I'm hoping to get a little help from you guys. http://www.kbtx.com/weather If you go to that link, there's a voting section on the right side - might have to scroll down a little - and I'm #7. I haven't been to the Globetrotters since I was 8, and I would really like to go, so if you could pop over there …

Is anybody up for some non-Dukes trivia?...(even though it's insignificant compared to Dukes). I'll start it out. Who was Presidential candidate Walter Mondale's female Vice-Presidential running mate?

Ok ya'll! Let's see how smart ya'll are! See if ya can make it all the way through on the first time. Heck getting all the way through period would be a feat! I haven't even made it all the way through! This quiz is supposely the toughest quiz there is. Hence it's called 'The Impossible Quiz'. Good Luck and have fun. Val http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143

I was going to follow up my crosswords with some Dukes related anagrams, but the best I got for 'Dukes of Hazzard' was 'Soaked hard fuzz'. Then I started entering HazzardNet members' names into the online anagram finder. Here's some to start you off - are you in there?. If you're not there, sorry, some names don't lend themselves (mine included), and others may have been overlooked in this first set. Obviously any numbers and punctuation in names have been ignored. Please post replies with any you manage to solve. Our red keg Woman fumed Retro cannibal Ye carnal ornament (full name used) Bald porn vet Print overload Raked gutter Eyed a dunk Grand peon A home jiggle Muse …