RogerDuke

I'm 47 and live in the woods of northwestern Pennsylvania about a mile from where I grew up. I'm a real redneck just like the Dukes but I don't jump things in my car although occasionally I do on my Yamaha dirt bike. I don't chase girls like them Duke boys either....I'm very happily married.

And here's another thing that's great about Hazzard County. Where else can you mention pigs being happy in 3 day old slop and have it come out as a compliment. I tell you what...them there folks on shows like Beverly Hills 90210 and Desperate Housewives just don't know how to live. I really feel sorry for them people. Sure, in Hazzard we have just as many problems as anybody else. But they ain't nothing that can't be fixed by jumping over a creek or talking to Uncle Jesse or calling Cooter's towtruck.

Wow, I thought Luke was supposed to be the smart one that did all the thinking but Bo, you put so much thought into that, it made my head spin. After it stopped spinning I smiled a lot. It's nice to know that there's people out there like you. Someday, them there fancy dancy city slicker folks out there in Hollywood will realize that the world wants to return to the fun simple life of Hazzard County. When they do, hopefully they'll plug into the Hazzardnet and read your post Bo. If they follow those instructions they'll have another hit on their hands. That'll make them (and us) happier than a pig in 3 day old slop. Possum on a gumbush. I'm gone.

I can't vote in this because I can't decide. If they're Dukes they're all okay by me. Of course my favorite is the old-time ridge runner pictured in my avatar. I'd vote for him for president.

Not only is he a much better jumper but the General also has personality. In addition, he is the most recognized car in the history of the world.

Great response Tim. I agree completely.

Hi Eleonora, Welcome to the Hazzardnet. I haven't been here that long myself but for people like us who really love the Dukes this is the place to be. The people here really make Hazzard come alive. To us, Hazzard is not a fantasy, it's who we are. It's nice to have a new member of the community. Possum on a gumbush. I'm gone.

Bo, Luke and Daisy, Now, I know he's not your favorite cousin but don't forget that today (April 17) is Coy's birthday. He's not my favorite nephew either but he's still kinfolk so git on you CB and give him a holler. Happy Birthday Coy, Uncle Jesse

You are right. I should have worded it "other counties and towns" so you could tell I intend to distinguish it on my map. It is very difficult to tell if a town is in Hazzard County or not if the show doesn't specify that it is. If the town is large I figure it's not in Hazzard County. That's just one of the problems I have to deal with. I'm sure if all Dukes fans made a map, they'd all look a lot different. I see in season 3 some businesses are in different locations in town and some have left completely and turned into other things. I guess in that case, I have to go with the most current version and conclude that there is change everywhere....even in Hazzard.

My thinking was that the General is a 1969 and Carnival of Thrills is from 1980 which is 11 years later. You are right though in the respect that he wasn't known as "The General" until the Dukes and Cooter rebuilt him. In regards to the odometer going back to zero with the engine being rebuilt, I'm not sure that's correct but maybe a mechanic (hopefully Cooter is home on this Hazzardnet) can settle it. I'm not going to bet you though. I already lost one buttermilk to you in a bet I lost. I don't want to loose another one. Possum on a gumbush, I'm gone.

On season two, disc 4 all my episodes but one are messed up. Each episode works for part of the show but not all.

I just noticed on the General Lee's odometer in Carnival of Thrills (part 2) it said 32047 miles. Coincidently the General's license plate starts with 320 and they were practicing for a 32 car jump. Anyhow, has anybody else ever noticed any other odometer readings in any other episodes? 32,000 isn't many miles for a car that was 11 years old at that time...unless the odometer had turned over. Since we don't know alot about the General before the episode "Happy Birthday General Lee" I wonder if anybody would care to speculate if it's 32,000 or 132,000. I'm gone.

I think I would rather be a fantasy character than one that's really been on the show. I'd like to be Uncle Jesse's younger cousin who owns a farm on a road that runs parallel to Mill Pond Road. The back of my farmland borders the back 40 of the Dukes farm and I have trails that connect our two places so I can ride my Yamaha dirt bike between the two homes. (The bike would be just like the one that Sonny Shroyer had in "Devil and Max Devlin" with Bill Cosby). I'd spend a lot of time with Jesse helping on the farm and listening to all the wise advice he has to offer. Once in awhile we'd run over to Hazzard Swamp and catch us some crawdads so he could make up a batch of that crawdad bisque. Who knows, maybe even Rosco and Enos will get a whiff of that while chasing the General (and Dixie) around and they'll call a temporary truce so we can all sit a spell. Mmmm. Life in Hazzard County is good.

After watching the first two seasons I have recorded this many items in my quest to put together the ultimate map of Hazzard County Residents-62 (Homes and not individuals) Businesses-54 Roads-49 Landmarks-14 (Canyons, mountains, mines, etc) Water-22 (Swamps, creeks, ponds, lakes etc) Other Counties-20 (Includes other towns too) 5 more seasons to go !!!!

from RIP Henry Flatt. "Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"

Hopefully he was smart enough to save all those comic books (like on R.I.P Henry Flatt and Welcome Waylon Jennings) Some of those are worth a lot of money now. By the way, your comment about Cletus cracked me up....lol!!

The lady that played the female robber in that episode is Janie Fricke (probably spelled it wrong). She was a pretty well know country singer at that time. Since she played a "bad girl" I guess they didn't let her sing at the end.

Has anybody had any experience sending defective DVDs back to Warner Brothers to get replacements? I'm concerned about not having the receipts plus I let them set around awhile and there may be a time limit on returns.

This isn't really a Jesse quote but one about him from Waylon in "Mason Dixon's Girls." "When a man like old Jesse talks you just tend to believe it no matter how strange the story is. That's something they call integrity."

All your Hazzard County friends feel bad for you. Under these circumstances there's not much we can say except we're here for you and most of us know what you're going through. Spend the next few days being a little selfish and only focus on getting better. Surround yourself with people who understand and get all that pain out by talking to them. Roger

This is one of my favorite episodes. It's hard to decide which prequel is best, this or "Go West Young Dukes".

The real Uncle Jesse wouldn't have made it through the first ten minutes of this movie without turning it off, throwing it in the garbage, and slipping in a DVD of his real kinfolk. That's because he cares about the integrity and reputation of his community and family. That's what Hazzard County is all about. I can't figure out what this new movie is all about but I know it's not about The Dukes of Hazzard.

You are awesome Meadowmuffin. I guess that's why you are the Supreme Superior Commander. That's one of my favorite episodes because of Abraham Lincoln Hogg. He reminds me so much of Enos on that show because he is so genuinely good. Now, I have to go watch it just for that one part. By the way, how are you at interpreting some of Flash's barks? Possum on a gumbush. I'm gone.

Happy birthday MaryAnne. Since Bo's birthday was yesterday and the Boar's Nest was closed for Easter, I guess I'll be shelling out money for two buttermilks at our favorite watering hole later today. I'm gone.

Happy birthday Bo. I'll buy you a buttermilk at the Boar's Nest. See ya there after chores. YEHAWW!!!!!