RogerDuke

Jeff Foxworthy

Jesse 93 Luke 7

The picture that you just posted of him on his Yamaha was in a British Annual. I had him autograph it for me and he laughed because he hadn't seen that picture for awhile. Since I also own a Yamaha, I just love that autograph!

Word on the street is that Brian's painting the Impala orange and having a load of manure dumped on the top of his septic tank. He's going to use the manure as a ramp to try and jump over the transmission from the Gremlin that's been laying in his front yard for 30 years.

Here's my predictions for Sunday's race. Johnson 2 Gordon 4 Harvick 5 Hamlin not in the top 10 translation: JJ wins his fifth in a row. I don't know who will win the race but I just have a feeling it will be won by someone unexpected.

Hmmm, it sounds like the 2011 DukesFest and BBQ is going to be at Brian's house.

dangerous

Jesse 91 Luke 9

*This time Jesse didn't refuse Bo and Luke's help exiting the General. He knew it would be embarressing if the kids saw him getting out of the car with Bo and Luke helping but he also knew it would be even more embarressing if he struggled and fell out* Daisy teased him a little "Uncle Jesse I'm surprised you asked for help" Jesse pretended to be mad at her "I didn't ask. These two just grabbed my armpits before I knew what was happenin'. I could have made it out myself but it's important that the kids see folks helping folks.....even if I didn't need it." Ira Grant, the orphanage director walked over to the Dukes with several curious kids following. He was careful to refer to his old friend Jesse by using his proper name when the kids were around. "My old friend Mr Duke!! It's so good to see you and your wonderful family. How have you been, sir?" Jesse and his old friend hugged "Fine..just fine Mr. Grant!...and look at all these beautiful children. You have the best job in the world....hanging around all day with such good looking and smart kids. You're certainly a lucky man Mr Grant." Ira respoded "Yes I certainly am!" He then turned to the kids who had all gathered around by now. "Children I'd like you to meet a very good friend of mine. We grew up together and have known each other for a very very VERY long time. And these here are Mr Duke's nephews and neice, Luke, Bo and Daisy. Let's make them feel right at home." The children then flocked to the three younger Dukes....well, almost all the children. There was one exception.

Very nice! I love all the attention to details...right down to the bolt heads on the hood hinges. It's great that you got the correct license plate number too.... but then again we expect perfection from a perfect Dukes fan like you!

Talk General Lees? I'm too speechless to talk after seeing that picture. They're definitely works of art!

Jesse 90 Luke 10

LOL...Good One! I wonder how many of those he wrote himself. That sounds like something Ben would write.

redneck

Thanks Daney! Unless there's a blizzard I'll be there! waikiki, Canton Ohio is the home of the pro football hall of fame and is located south of Cleveland....maybe 30 miles or so.....on second thought I think it's more than 30 miles.

Thanks Daisy. John looks great for a 50 year old so I bet those desperate housewives will fall all over him. But if he gets too naughty, I'm switching the channel back to the CMT version of him....LOL

Wow I'm drawing a complete blank on that one. Let's see, Amos Stigger was on that episode but it wasn't him. It seems like Cale (or Cale's mechanic) mentioned knowing him.... Hmm, still drawing a blank. I can't even think of Cale's mechanic's name.

sunburn

Since I'm a sensitive guy (well, most of the time) it bothers me if I'm misunderstood and I just wanted to clear up what I said. My quote about being blessed with money didn't mean that "blessed" is defined as a person who inherits money or otherwise gets it without working hard. I too have worked hard my whole life and (like you) have made money. I consider myself to have been "blessed" by having the opportunity to buy things with the fruits of my labor so the word "blessed" simply means that I am fortunate to have had the opportunity to buy many of the things I enjoy.

Jesse 89 Luke 11

respect

Jesse 88 Luke 12

Pawtuckett (Yes Regis, that's my final answer)