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    debt
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    *Rosco was very irrated at this point and his voice displayed his anger* "All right you riff-raff Duke boys, I suggest you two just move on to....wherever it is you were heading....and mind yer own bees wax before I throw you in the pokey along with....Khee Khee.....Jeff Gordon.....Khee Khee, I love it, I love it." *Rosco got the handcuffs off of his belt and walked over to Jeff and grabbed his arm* "Mr Gordon, I'm placing you under arrest for attempting to murder a police officer by running his patrol car off the road. Now, if you're cooperative and agree to pay for all the damages you've done I might consider to ask Judge Hogg to reduce the charges. But if you try anything funny you're not going to make it to your next race....not that you'd ever have a chance of beating me and Mama's favorite....Dale Jr...Khee Khee!!!"
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    Welcome to the HazzardNet!

    Hey, I see you have a birthday coming up!

    Happy birthday!

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    LOL It's fun when we have three different answers. Maybe we'll get a fourth. The funny thing is that I saw that episode last month and I don't remember. Well, my answer was 50....and I am 50. They say the memory's the first thing to go...or is that second? I can't remember.
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    send me a message if you want to go into the chat room

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    vetrinarian ( I might have spelled that wrong)
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    Welcome to the HazzardNet Tammy!

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    "Alllll right you Duke boys. What are you up to? I should have figured you were running some sort of scam. First you hire some feller who has no driving skills whatsover to run me off the road when I was just innocently minding my own business. Then you just happen to show up. What an amazing coincidence. Well, this experienced law man has been around long enough to tell it ain't no coincidence. Then all three of you start pretending this goofy looking feller is that famous NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon. Well I know NASCAR. I watch it with my mama every weekend and this feller aint....." *Rosco pauses to look at the drivers license then gulps* "........Jeff Gordon!"
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    Warning: bad pun. It's a shame if the structures are water towers - I thought they might be Milo's twin brother Silo Beaudry!. Silo Beaudry!!!! Now, that's funny! Good one Hoss!
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    Welcome to the HazzardNet Tammy. I love it when I hear about young people getting interested in the Dukes. It would be awesome if the Dukes tradition gets passed on through the generations. We hope to hear more from you. Keep up the good work raising your young Duke fan. He looks a little bit like my 9 year old grandson. YEEEHHHAAWWWW!!!!!!!
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    I'll say 50 but I'm guessing this time.
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    ears
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    *Rosco holds his hand out while turning his head the other way, looking toward the direction he could hear the General Lee. The General distracted him enough that he didn't hear Jeff introduce himself. Rosco had trouble focusing on anything except the fact he might get fired unless he could convince Boss that the latest wrecked patrol car wasn't his fault. He knew all too well that it was his fault but he didn't want to get fired. Besides, he thought to himself, this guy looked like he had money enough to pay for the damage to both vehicles. Before looking at the license, Rosco faced the stranger again "All right mister, as soon as I get the information here on who exactly you are, I'm arresting you for assaulting a police officer with a vehicle since this was all your fault. Where'd you get this drivers license at anyway, a Cracker Jack box? There's no drivers test instructor I know who would pass you. You clearly have no driving skills whatsover. In fact, of all the folks that have passed through this county since cars were invented, I bet you break the record for the person with the least driving skills."
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    Impressive! But then again, impressive is what Hoss does best!
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    So, when James Best got zapped did he say "That'd of killed ten ordinary men"?
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    I agree with waikiki. (Hey, I'm a poet)
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    frost
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    I sent Mr Hewatt an e-mail and I'm ordering a couple pieces of the chimney. I asked him if there were any unusual pieces available, like door knobs or anything, and he said they're all spoken for. Later I thought about it and I realized he must be a pretty honest guy. If he wasn't he would have just gotten any old door knob and sold it to me claiming it was from the farm. With that thought in mind, I recommend anyone who's looking for a piece of Dukes history, take advantage of it while you can. The farmhouse is where it all began. Since the farmhouse can't be saved at least we have a chance to get some souveniers from it. The whole thing makes me very sad but unfortunately it can't be prevented. I know HazzardNet member NASH tried to save it and I appreciate his efforts. It's like losing a member of the family.
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    Sorry to hear that Lizzy. We have a satellite dish since we live way out in the woods and cable isn't available. CMT's pretty popular...even for people who aren't Dukes fans.....If I were you I'd call them to complain. If they get enough calls they might listen and bring it back. It might take awhile though, depending on what their contract's like. Good luck.
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    *Upset with the stranger's attitude, Rosco stepped on the wallet, grinding it into the mud, pretending it was an accident.* "Khee Khee! Now if your attitude was a little better there buddy I probably would have been better focused on what I was doing and not accidently stepped on that thing. Now I have two suggestions if you want to stay out of jail. First, pick up yer wallet....it's a mess, Khee....next drop that snotty attitude of yours and start show a little more respect to authority....that would be me....Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. I'm the only thing keeping you from serving 5 years in prison for intentionally smashing into a patrol vehicle being driven by an officer of the law."
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    Welcome to the HazzardNet!

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    I forgot that channel 9 was used on the show also. It was (and I assume still is) the emergency channel and was only supposed to be used for genuine emergencies. In fact, law enforcement used to monitor it and abusing it was an FCC violation. Since the 1980s was the transitional period when we started getting cheap stuff from China instead of Japan, I'm going to guess Japan just to be different. I should remember though since I just saw that episode a month ago.
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    apple pie
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    Knowing that Boss would likely fire him if he wrecked another car, Rosco had no choice but to pin this one on the out of towner. "Arrrre you kiddin' me feller?! I don't know who you think yer talkin' to but I'm Sheriff Rosco P Coltrane and yer in Hazzard County now stranger. Now if yer planning on giving me a bad attitude from the big city yer in for a surprise here. Now I was going to give you a little break, even though all this was yer fault, but since you seem to have some kinda chip on yer shoulder, you done used up all my patience and I just might throw the book at you if you don't straighten up real quick. Now I suggest you reach in that back pocket of yers and pull out yer wallet and hand me yer drivers license so I can find out who ya are, and where yer from.....and after that yer gonna tell me why yer drivin' through my county so recklessly. Now I suggest you git that license in my hand quick or your hands are going to be in cuffs. Khee Khee! "
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    prison (LOL I was thinking of her Hoss)
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