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  1. We haven't had a Duke or Dupe posted since August of 2010 and it's about time Roger Dupe changed that. Which of these were on the show? Hank Williams Jr OR Buck Owens Crawford County OR Riverton County Sunset Lake OR Sunrise Creek
  2. I'm glad you didn't fall for "all of the above" waikiki. Actually they never did show Shorty so we'll never know if he was bald or anything else.... But we do know that he owned a couple oil wells before they got destroyed. Hey, I'm off to post a Duke or Dupe. I wonder how long it's been since we've had one.
  3. The Tigers are down to their last three outs and are losing 15-5 so I don't think that fan is going to be in much trouble. Maybe the Rangers will have better luck in the World Series this year than they did in 2010.
  4. Well, that's not entirely true. MaryAnne's been harrassing Brian for years now. Welcome to the HazzardNet JPB. We're happy to have you here. By the way, if Brian enjoys the harrassment, is it still defined as harrassment?
  5. Hi Mark. Thanks for introducing yourself. We look forward to hearing a lot more from you!! I bet Cooter's was awesome. I've never been there.
  6. We love you too Daney. We're sorry to hear about your loss. We're family here so when one of us hurts we all do. May God bring you comfort.
  7. Uh Oh, here we go again. I'm watching the Rangers playing the Tigers and a fan just interfered with a foul ball that Josh Hamilton might have been able to catch. After that, with two outs, a Tiger hit a two run homer that wouldn't have happened if Hamilton would have caught that foul ball. The Rangers are leading 9-4 and if they can hold it they move on to the World Series. If the Tigers come back and win a close one I wouldn't want to be that fan. I remember what happened to that fan in Chicago when something similiar happened. Hopefully the Rangers will win and it won't be a problem.
  8. Star Wars
  9. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  10. Rosco barged into Boss's office at the Boar's Nest unnanounced while Boss was sitting at his desk counting stacks of dollar bills. "Good news, good news Boss!" Boss fired back, "Who do you think you are coming in here without knocking?! I almost had a heart attack!" Rosco eyed all the cash. "I can understand why Boss. That's a pretty good chunk of change ya got laying there. He reached for the desk and Boss quickly slammed the roll-top desk shut, catching Rosco's fingers in it. "Aaaaaaaah! That hurts Boss." Rosco quickly put the sore fingers in his mouth. "Well ya got what ya deserved Rosco. You should know better than to move too fast around my money. I got ninja skills when it comes to protecting it and you're lucky you didn't get hurt worse than that. Now what's this good news all about? Did ya catch that Gordon Jeff feller?" "Uh I sure did Boss. And it's Jeff Gordon not Gordon Jeff...and I got Enos and three temporary deputies all armed to the teeth guarding him. I tell ya Boss we're gonna make a ton of money off this feller. Ya wanna hear my plan?" Boss responded, "Listen Rosco, you do the catching and I do the planning. Now I'll tell ya how we're gonna make money off Mr Gordon Jeff."
  11. stars (as in five star general)
  12. We have a dog named Daisy. I once had a dog named Bo and a cat named Flash. And I have a grandson named Luke who was born on Waylon Jennings' birthday.
  13. MaryAnne got that one right. What did Shorty Shank have? A) a bald head a broken leg C) a race horse D) an airplane E) oil wells F) a lumber yard G) ESP H) ESPN I) all of the above
  14. Happy birthday Brian. My daughter's due any time now. If she has it in the next two and a half hours I'll suggest Brian for a name if it's a boy or Brianna if it's a girl....or maybe even Brianette or Brianinna or Briannella.
  15. Dodge
  16. Uh Oh, Jimmie Johnson's starting to come on strong. There's going to be a lot of mad people if he wins it all for the sixth time in a row! It's amazing how tight the first 8 spots are. Thanks for the updates you two.
  17. Waikiki, Hoss and BL got that one right. It was bear grease. All this talk of critters is making me hungry but I'll ask a third and final animal question before moving on. I think I might have asked this one a few years ago but I'm not positive. At the theme song at the beginning of each episode we see Enos smiling and holding up cards. What animal did he mention in that scene?
  18. Great! (I say sarcastically) I come to the HazzardNet to get away from all the crazyness of the world, like politics for example, and as soon as I log in I see some advertisement for some feller running for re-election. I thought we had moderators here to keep these spammers away. Just kidding...nice job Hoss!
  19. Cool! Jason Kendall went to school with MM, played on my Pirates, then Garrett's Cubs, then Brian's Brewers. He's practically family. If you see him at a class reunion MM tell him to sign up for the HazzardNet. Go Rangers!
  20. Ford Motor Company
  21. I watched the last three innings. Sorry your Yankees lost Garrett. I was looking forward to seeing the Rangers beat them. I see Brian's Brewers won tonight and advance. We've sure had some close games in this post-season. Maybe his Brewers will face my Rangers in the World Series.....that is if they both can win four more games.
  22. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  23. ROFL That's not the first time I've missed the obvious. Now here's a proper congrats..... Congratulations i1976!
  24. Now Hoss if you end up buying a General Lee and start driving around over there living out your Hazzard County fantasies, don't get too lost in the fantasy and start driving on the wrong side of the road like they do on all those Dukes DVDs you've been watching. You're not going to get out of jail by saying you were under the influence of Hazzard County.....and I sure don't have enough to bail you out....unless I sell next year's seed corn and three cords of firewood.
  25. The good folks of Hazzard saved the best for last. MaryAnne had the right answer with possums. Hi waikiki. I was in your home state last weekend. Back to the trivia. Let's go with another one where you have to guess the animal. Fill in the blank. When Bubba punched Luke in the eye on "Find Loretta Lynn" Jesse mixed up Grandma Duke's recipe of boiled hickory leaves, smashed toad liver and a scoop of (blank) grease as a salve to make it feel better.....although Luke didn't hold it on the injury long enough to help. We'll make it multiple choice since it's tough. A) Gator Wild Boar C) Bear
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