RogerDuke

"ROSCO!" yelled Boss in his deep voice after the door slammed. Rosco opened the door and looked at Boss confused "Uh, what is it Boss?" "Do you have a plan to catch Mr Jeff Gordon?" "Uh, sure Boss, you know me. Have you ever known a time when I didn't have a plan?" Boss looked disgusted "Is it a plan that'll work or is it one of your usual plans?" "Khee Khee! Oh, don't you worry. It'll work all right." "It'd better or you'll be in the unemployment line." Rosco shut the door and quietly muttered to himself "It's a good thing he didn't ask what my plan is because I don't have a clue. Khee Khee!" He stepped outside and saw Enos sitting in his patrol car. "Move over boy. I'm driving. We're going to go catch Jeff Gordon and if hot pursuit's involved I'm going to need a real wheel man driving, namely me, Sheriff Rosco P Coltrane!"

I was driving yesterday with my wife in the passenger seat and I was talking about the Dukes of Hazzard....specifically about boards I'm going to be getting from the original Duke farm. Anyway, that subject always makes me a little sad, even though I'm happy to be getting some historic souveniers. And, almost as if the Good Lord felt my sadness and wanted to cheer me up an amazing thing happened. Just as I was talking about the boards I looked over in the Tim Horton parking lot we were driving by and saw an old white Ford truck like Uncle Jesse's......guess what......it had an 01 painted on the door in black numbers. I told my wife as we were driving past and we looked at the other door but it didn't have the 01 because it was a different color, as if it had been recently replaced. If we wouldn't have been on a schedule I would have gone in and struck up a conversation with the owner but when I start talking about Dukes I don't shut up anytime soon so we just moved on. I'll be on the look out for that truck. I hope I get the opportunity to thank the owner for cheering me up!

Nice! someone else who is somewhat computer illiterate. Now I don't feel so lonely anymore amongst all these computer geniuses.

Shucks I don't know. I think it's only mentioned once in the series though. I'm going with Pawtucket but I don't think that's right. By the way Hoss, I think it's Jim, not John. If I'm right I bet that's the first error you've made since you took over the trivia thread.

ethanol (invented by Uncle Jesse)

Welcome to Hazzard County Brad. We're always glad to have a new face in town and hope you stay a long time. I love your comment "real tv". You sure got that right.

Boss "Didn't he just win that big race in Atlanta?" Rosco "You got that right Boss...first place" Boss responded sarcastically, still upset about the wrecked cars "Well I ain't never heard of no second place winner you turnup brain....how much you figure that first place win is worth?" Rosco "Uh, a lot.....I wonder if they paid him in cash?" Boss "Rosco, Lulu has pink flamingos in the yard smarter than her baby brother. Of course Jeff Gordon don't get paid in cash. NASCAR hasn't paid the winners in cash for years. But that don't matter none. He made more money in that race than you'll make in your whole life so you'd better git out there and git that leadfoot and milk him for some of that money or you're going to be out of a job faster than Jimmie Johnson finishes a lap at the Poconos!" Rosco turned around and walked out. Just before the door slammed Boss could hear him say "I'm gone!"

Well, I don't know about nice since there's folks like Garrett and Lori hanging out here...but it is interesting!

I'm going to guess that it's a trick question and it has none.

mystery

Sweet! You put a smile on my face bigger than Enos Strate's. I love it. I love it!

Happy Birthday MaryAnne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Since she's such a troublemaker I figured a thread about prison would be a good place to post it)

Welcome to Hazzard County! We'll be waiting to see your project. Since it involves the Dukes of Hazzard, I already know it's going to be good!

I don't know but I'm guessing A

uninformed (that's because I don't know what mezcal is...although I assume it's an alcoholic beverage since you associated it with tequila)

I got an e-mail from Mr Hewatt and I'm sending my order off this morning. I'm excited about owning a piece of Dukes of Hazzard history. Like I posted earlier, it's a little consolation and will make losing the farm slightly easier to take.

*Rosco and Enos walk into Boss's office at the Boar's Nest without knocking. They catch Boss counting a stack of 20s while smoking a cigar* Boss hides his money by covering it with a sweatshirt even though he knew the two lawmen saw it. "Don't you ever knock?" Rosco "Uh, sorry Boss but I have good news good news! Uh, I also have bad news bad news. Um, you know Jeff Gordon?" Boss "The NASCAR star?" Enos "No, the appliance repair man!" Rosco took Enos's hat off his head and hit him again with it then ordered him out. After Enos left Boss asked "So, first what's the bad news bad news?" Rosco "Uh, I wrecked my sheriff's car....twice. And Enos's car's smashed too but it still runs." Boss was outraged "YOU"RE FIRED!!!!" Rosco "But wait a second Boss, the second time was Enos's fault and the first time that Jeff Gordon feller done slammed into me intentionally. He did it on purpose too!" Boss's face lit up "Assaulting a sheriff!!?? We're going to be rich. Is he in jail?" Rosco "Uh, not exactly Boss, the Duke boys done helped him escape....but I got his Chevy Tahoe in the impound yard...Khee Khee!"

Thanks Phyllis. Last year was the biggie for Bo. He turned 50. 51 isn't exactly a milestone but we hope he has a great birthday on Friday! (April 8)

Hi DoubleX, it's nice to hear from you. Hmm, you're right about the other two but I'm not sure myself about Tom Pryor or Carl Dickens. It's been awhile since I posted it...LOL I think it's Tom Pryor

worm (Hoss, bird food)