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After hitting Rosco with his own sheriff's hat Boss throws the hat on the ground and stands on it. He then twists his foot on it, grinding it into the dirt. Boss then points his finger at Rosco, coming an inch from his nose. He's completely furious and his voice displays it "Rosco Pervus Coltrane. All my life I've waited for a big deal like this. One that would have me up there rubbing elbows with them big shot oil men like Lamar Hunt and J.R. Ewing. All I needed to do was win that race with that fancy pants NASCAR driver in there and I would have had enough publicity to launch HOGGOCO Oil into the stratosphere. But you had to go and ruin it by calling your Mama so she could get an autograph." Rosco squinted his eyes as if Boss was going to hit him again then humbly responded "Uh Boss, I really don't think you can blame this on me and my dear old Mama. I mean, I don't think that Jeff Gordon was plan on driving in that race anyway." Boss huffed "Well, that don't make no never mind anyhow on account of we got bigger things to worry about. Them Duke boys are going to be heading over here soon because they was bound to be listening so we have to get our hostage...er, I mean prisoner....out of here." Several minutes later the three men were in the patrol car racing down Mill Pond Road.

Count me in Garrett. It will be an honor getting beat by such a knowledgable NASCAR fan as you. (Of course beating you would be even more fun and that's exactly what I plan on doing) I'm wondering if you should start a new thread and title it 2013 Fantasy NASCAR. I think folks might avoid clicking on this thread since it's title is old. And....if you do it now the first post will be dated Dec 25! What a great Christmas present....the official start of your NASCAR league.

I watched this episode earlier today and I always feel emotional at the ending scene. I loved this picture of Uncle Jesse that Hoss posted and it means so much more since this Christmas is the 15th anniversary of Denver Pyle's death. He truly was like an uncle to all of us and in many ways still is. Thanks Garrett for reminding us of the 15th anniversary on Denver's thread.

Thanks for posting this Garrett. I hadn't realized that it's been 15 years. I still mourn my hero and always will. Denver's death to me personally is a great lesson in life. I never got the chance to meet him and I'll always regret that I didn't make the effort to do so. It's very important to take advantage of things while you can in life because quite often you don't get a second chance. Rest in peace Denver and Merry Christmas celebrating with Jesus in Heaven.

Boss exhaled a puff of cigar smoke into Jeff's face. "You just aren't getting this now are you boy? Look around. Look at your situation. You're not exactly in a position of strength to be negotiating. This is Hazzard County. It might as well be it's own nation because I'm the king here and nobody on the outside disputes that or bothers me. Now make yourself comfortable because you're gonna be here awhile. I'll have my sheriff come back in a day or two with some bread and water. Come on Rosco." Outside of the dynamite shack Boss looked worried. "Rosco, I have to admit this guy's got nerves of steel. I reckon it has something to do with his profession. Anyhow, I just don't think I can crack him. What am I gonna do now? I can't keep him her forever." Rosco "Do you think we should light that dynamite?" Boss "Rosco, I hope you're joking. You know I'd never do that" Rosco "Good thing Boss. My Mama wanted me to bring her here later to get an autograph." Boss looked shocked "Rosco, how in the world does your Mama know that Jeff Gordon is in my dynamite shack?" Rosco "I called her on the CB about a half hour ago when we pulled over on the side of River Ridge Road so you could go to the bathroom." Boss was furious "Which CB channel did you use?" Rosco "22" Boss took off Rosco's hat and hit him on the head with it. "What's wrong with you? Don't you know that's the channel them dang blasted Dukes use?!"

Thank you so much Hoss. This is my all time favorite scene in the entire history of the show. Just imagine walking into that Christmas party! That would be Hazzard heaven.

Come on now Meadowmufn. I've been a resident of the HazzardNet community for several years now and have never once said something that was substantial or insightful. Oh I get it, you were expecting a Christmas miracle!

Okay, 2013 is almost here and this is the only forum that hasn't had a single post in 2012. For some reason that bothered me when I scrolled down the forum selections today. I'm not sure why it bothered me. I guess that's just the way I am. So, to correct this terrible flaw I'v decided to post this (nearly) completely useless rant that is intended to do nothing but make me feel better. It worked.....even though I feel sorry for anybody who clicked on it.

It's been awhile since we've had a good role play on this particular forum. Any ideas? If not I'll think of something.

That's Enos's LTD station wagon. Grady Byrd's blue Cadillac. Actually I think it's his Mama's car. It's Rosco's La Mans. And I think Cletus had the Cougar. Grady Byrd's was in "Officer Daisy Duke" Enos's was in "The Ransom of Hazzard County" Rosco's was in "To Catch a Duke" Cletus's was in "Money to Burn" I'm not sure about these so I hope someone corrects me before Hoss reveals the answers.

Merry Christmas everybody. Hey Hoss, any chance of getting a couple screengrabs of the Christmas party at the Duke farm at the end of "The Great Santa Claus Chase"? That sure would be a nice touch to this thread.

Thanks for the picture Hoss. If they wanted to see the stars it would be a good idea to turn those stupid lights off but I suspect they're not seeing many stars anyways. Bo is paying more attention to Gabby than the Milky Way. I might be an amateur astronomer but I'm a Dukes fan too and I can tell you that I'd rather see a star named John Schneider than spend a night looking at the other kind of stars.

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You are very talented and we're lucky to have you here on the HazzardNet!

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This beautiful artwork is a nice Christmas present to the folks of the HazzardNet !1976. Thank you very much and Merry Christmas to you and all your loved ones. Merry Christmas to everyone on the best website on the internet and God bless you in the new year!

Well I guess she looks enough like the jeannie that I'll say that. I can't remember anyone else in that episode that looks similiar. She's definitely not three-pack.

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Moments later Rosco arrives at the jail and Boss calls him into his office where Jeff can't hear them. Boss had a troubled look on his face. "I just don't know what I'm going to do. This feller is as tough as they come. I can't get him to agree to let me win and now I've threatened him with solitary confiment and he doesn't seem to even care. If I don't follow through with the threat I'll look weak and he'll know he has me right where he wants me." Rosco's eyes lit up "Oh Oh, I know what we can do Boss. We can take him out to your old gravel pit and lock him in the dynamite shack and feed him bread and water. Nobody goes out there so that's about as solitary as a feller can get." Boss thought about it for a moment. "I hate to say it Rosco but that's a great idea. And maybe there just might be some of that old dynamite laying around. That'll shake him up and make him think twice about messing with old J. D. Hogg. Of course I'd never hurt him or anything but he doesn't know that." FAST FORWARD TWO HOURS LATER AND JEFF GORDON IS TIED UP Boss "Well well Mr Gordon Jeff. Welcome to your new home. I hope you enjoy it out here because it looks like you'll be spending a lot of time in this place. Of course that will change immediately if only you'll agree to what we discussed earlier."

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