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I'm gonna try these fancy words on my wife. She loves it when I talk in foreign languages she doesn't understand. I'll let you know how it turns out.

You're right Hoss. That line is a classic. I believe the answer to your question is Andy Roach. I sure hope I don't have him mixed up with the wrong episode.

Did David Ragen win the award for "Worst Driver of the Year who had at least one win last year"? If they don't have an award like that I think they should start....that way he'll have won something this year. I hope you're feeling better Garrett! Sometimes when we're depressed our bodies are more suseptable to illness so I wonder if missing NASCAR has something to do with it.

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See, this is one of the many reasons I love the HazzardNet. It's soooo educational! Now I can tell people I speak a little Latin. (Well, that might be an exaggeration but I can say that I know the most important word in Latin)

Nice job K-Duke. You know the funny thing is that she looked much more familiar on the 1997 picture than the 1987 one. You can tell that's her just my her mouth.

Boss walks in the jail, strutting confidently and puffing on his fat cigar. He walks over to the cell that houses Jeff Gordon and looks at him through the bars then smiles. "Howdie there Mr Gordon Jeff. My name is Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg and I hold your future in my hands." The angry prisoner responds, "It's Jeff Gordon Mr. Jeff Hogg, not Gordon Jeff and if Hazzard County is part of the United States justice system a judge and jury will hold my future in their hands....hopefully the same judge and jury that will someday convict you and your so-called-sheriff of this outragous frame-up. Now why don't you just tell me what you want." Boss smiled "My my, testy testy. But I think we should get two things straight. Your future is indeed in my hands Mr Jeff. 'Cause you see sir, I AM the judge and jury around these here parts and what I see is a man who tried to murder a sworn officer of the law. The second thing we need to get straight is that there are only two options for you Mr Jeff. The first is to rot in a Hazzard County jail for the rest of your life.....and the second is......well, are you interested in hearing it?"

This one's driving me crazy. I know I'm going to kick myself when you reveal the answer.

Well Garrett I'm going to restart that Jeff Gordon RP that I've been neglecting. Maybe that will help. LOL

Wow Hoss! Awesome Sheriff pictures. I've become as big of a fan of your as I am characters on the show. You're amazing at posting these things. Speaking of amazing, I'm disagreeing with the amazing BL. I think it's A) Apex

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I hope you had a great day today Hoss. You sure deserved it.

Steelers lost to the Browns *tears drip on computer keyboard*

That's funny Hoss! And it does a great job of backing up my tenth point. You'd have to be pretty confident in your driving skills to nap at the wheel. That reminds me of the scene where Bo was driving and Luke covered his eyes and said "I can't look." Bo did the same and said "Me neither."

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Thanks so much for posting these Feud pictures Hoss. They're awesome! I'm going to agree with BL but I'm adding Boss so I'm saying A,B,C,D, and E.

Well, Notre Dame just beat USC and they're going to the championship game. I hope Georgia goes too. It looks like it will be them or Alabama. I always love rooting for teams from Georgia because I love Hazzard County so much.

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Congratulations K-Duke. I've driven for 36 years without an accident or moving violation so I've earned the right to give young drivers like you advice. Here's my top 10 in no particular order. 1) Always consider the possibility that another driver is going to do something stupid. 2) Look twice in both directions before pulling out. Blind spots between windshields and side windows can be deadly if not considered. 3) Don't use your cell phone, smart phone, I-phone or any similiar device ever. (If you don't believe me just look at the driver the next time you see someone else coming toward you and crossing the center line in your path. 80% of the time you'll see them looking at an electronic device). 4) If you take a curve at 50 mph on Monday, 51 mph Tuesday and 52 mph Wednesday don't think you can go faster every day around that curve. Everything has its limits. Don't push them. 5) Don't tailgate. PLEASE DON't TAILGATE. It's stupid and dangerous. 6) If you think you can go as fast in the snow you'll soon find out that you can't. Hopefully you won't learn the hard way. Leave earlier to get to your destination. 7) Make sure your vehicle is safe, especially your tires and brakes. 8) Don't give into peers who want you to do something unsafe. You're better off being a live nerd than a dead cool kid. 9) Use your turn signals...not just for safety but for common courtesy as well. 10) Don't ever think you're the master of your vehicle. My grandfather once told me "As soon as you think you're in charge of a piece of machinery, be it a drill press, chain saw, lawn mower or vehicle, it'll show you real fast that you're not the boss. Overconfidence can kill." Now that I got that out of the way, have fun.....the right kind of fun. We're a big happy family here and we care about our young folks. You're the future of the HazzardNet!

Television just lost a legend. Larry Hagman played many roles in his great career. He first rose to superstardom by playing Major Tony Nelson on "I Dream of Jeannie". However, the role he'll most be remembered for is J.R. Ewing of "Dallas", a role that had recently been revitalized on TNT and is currently in the process on filming it's second season after ratings went through the roof after the first season aired. I started watching Dallas in 1979 when I was 19 years old. The only reason I got into it was because it came on right after the Dukes and that was the first year Dukes came out. I had to go to my grandparents house just down the road every Friday night to watch Dukes because our antenna only got NBC. They both liked Dallas so I started to stick around after Dukes and eventually I was hooked on the show like them. A lot of people got hooked on Dallas back then and a big part of the reason was because of the role J.R. played. Many described him as someone that everybody loved to hate. Friday nights hanging out with my grandparents watching our two favorite shows ranks high as one of the best memories in my life. They've been gone for quite awhile now and now yet another one of the actors who helped bring us together has passed on. I'll never forget my grandmother's facial expressions when she was disgusted with J.R.s antics. The older you get the more people you see die. It's sad but that's one of the prices you pay for being blessed with long life. I'm only 52 so hopefully I'll live decades more but that means I'll lose a lot of people who were a part of my life and Larry Hagman certainly fits that description. I'll miss you J.R. You may have been a dispicable scoundrel on TV but you were greatly loved in real life.

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