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Noticing the Dukes walking toward Jeff and Thom, Boss decides to go out the only other exit door in the farmhouse. Rosco followed behind. "Don't even look at them Rosco" ordered Boss as they walked around the corner and got in the Cougar. Rosco started the car and put it in gear and the pair headed back to the Boar's Nest. "Uh, hey Boss do you think we should go pick up Hughie and his friends?" "Are you kidding me Rosco? They can find their own way hiome." "Uh Boss, what about Clem Smethfield? This is his car after all." "Hush Rosco. I need to think. Clem has two feet. Now be quiet and take me to the Boar's Nest."

Great pictures Hoss. Thanks for posting them. I couldn't even tell that was him on the top one but there's no doubting that's him on the horse. That's interesting about Al Wyatt Jr's birth. The masher comment is also interesting. I would have thought that it was a moonshiner since they call it mash at some point in the process.

There's still a few hours to get a pick in there. Even if you don't know anything about football you still have a 50-50 chance of being a winner. Meadowmufn....Ravens Garrett....49ers Roger.....Ravens

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We have two for the Ravens and one for the 49ers. There's still time to get in on the action folks.

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Boss shook his head in disgust. "You lawyers only hear what you want to hear and you NASCAR drivers must have hearing problems because of your loud engines. What I said was "I want all three of you to lose". I never said all three of you were going to lose. That would have only happened if I was allowed to race but apparently Mr Gordon here doesn't have the guts to let me in. I said I want everybody to lose because the General Lee isn't exactly my favorite car, Jeff Gordon isn't exactly my favorite driver and if Rosco is in last place that means he has less of a chance of running into somebody and ruining another car that will cost the county money. He's only racing because his sister and Mama...my wife and mother in law....want him to race.....and Rosco in the race will draw even more people in.....and more people mean more money...um, for charity that is. It's just ashame that all three of you drivers are afraid of the greatest driver in the history of Hazzard County, namely Hotter than Heat Hogg, the nickname I had back in the Ridge Runner days. You NASCAR fellers have forgotten the roots of your sport by ignoring legends like me." Rosco interjected "Uh Boss, you weren't.." He then let out a yelp when Boss kicked his shin underneath the table.

Boss closed one eye and twisted his face in deep thought. He looked up at the ceiling at the remaining smoke that was still swirling around and sighed. He knew he would eventually be able to scam Rosco out of anything he might make. He knew he would be able to make money from concessions and selling souveniers. He knew he could charge folks at the Boar's Nest to sit in the same chair Jeff Gordon sat in. He also knew he just wanted Jeff Gordon out of Hazzard County. It bothered him that he had underestimated him and he was tired of worrying about getting upstaged by the hot shot driver. In a way though he admired Gordon.....maybe even enough to become a fan himself. But for now he was just plain tired and hungry. His head quickly snapped down from looking up and then he looked down at the table. "All right. Where do I sign?" After he signed and dotted the i in Davis he handed the pen to Rosco who signed and crossed the t in Coltrane. "Done!" shouted Boss. "Khee Khee" snickered Rosco. Mama and Lulu are going to be so proud when I beat Jeff Gordon in a race." Boss interjected, "Are you serious? They're going to want Jeff to win!" Rosco frowned. "Well, who are you rooting for Boss?" "Hush up Rosco. I thought you'd be smart enough to know I want all three of you to lose. I only included you in this race because Lulu said she'd max out three more credit cards if I didn't"

Wow, I gotta hand it to you Garrett. That was one very powerfully written guilt trip. The whole time I was reading it I was hanging my head in shame like a six year old who just got caught stealing cookies. I don't know if I'll ever recover from this deep seeded feeling of guilt that you have laid upon me. I may possibly be scarred for the rest of my life because of my horrible actions and your scathing accusations. Wait a minute..... I'm all better now.... GO DALE JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see what you mean. This is good stuff.

We've picked up another member in Garrett's league and it looks promising that more are on the way so hop in here if you haven't joined yet. In the meantime I'm picking this thread to make a major NASCAR announcement that is bound to shake up the sport and make big headlines tomorrow. (in my dreams) Starting right now, I am now officially a Dale Jr fan. I know, I know, Garrett's probably saying, is this guy serious? He goes through favorite drivers like Sheriff Coltrane goes though cars. Let me explain. I'm a pretty loyal guy. The Pirates and Steelers have been my favorite teams since the 60s (before the Steelers had even won their first Super Bowl). My favorite show since 1979 has been the Dukes of Hazzard. I still live in the same rural neighborhood I'v lived in since birth. Yep, I stick with things. That's why I'm embarressed to have switched drivers like I have. The last two years I've followed David Ragen since he's a north Georgia boy but he's going to struggle again this year to finish above 30th every race so I'm going to make the season more interesting and hop on the Dale Jr bandwagon...after all he is a redneck at heart. Take note people, the first year I was a Jimmie Johnson fan he won it all. So if Dale Jr wins it all this year I get some of the credit. I still like David Ragen though! Of course if Cale Yarborough still raced I never would be having this loyalty problem. He'll always be my all-time favorite.

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The Sweeter Side of High Rankings! Congratulations to everybody involved in making that awesome flick! Thanks for telling us about this MM. I have a big smile on my face now thinking about that sheriff turned baker fella.

Boss had his poker face on. The entire time Aussler was talked he sat expressionless and taking occasional puffs on his cigar. Smoke was starting to settle near the ceiling and slowly work its way out the top of the screen door. He spoke with confidence and authority. "Now see here Mr. Aussler, I don't give a pitooootuutee about these here silly pictures. I've already explained to the attempted murder suspect....and now suspect on about a dozen other charges after today....that the law works different in Hazzard County. You see court trials have juries. Juries are made up of people. Those people, by law have to be from around these here parts. We don't import them from the big city. People around these here parts live in houses with mortgages....mortgages gotten at the only bank around...and that bank's president, vice-president, CEO and supreme financial executive officer is ME...JD Hogg. You can't possibly think they're going to give up their house because they want to see your client run around in circles with a bunch of other cars trying to catch him, now do ya? But on the other hand, I'm a reasonable man." Boss paused to look over the paperwork a second time. Rosco tried to look over his shoulder but Boss backed him away by pushing his forehead. Minutes passed that seemed much longer. Boss continued, "I gotta tell you Mr Aussler, eveything seems to be in order. I'm hungry and not in the mood for negotiating. I just want this to be over with. But there is one more thing. I want this to be a three car race. No, not me, my sheriff in his patrol car....well, I suppose he's going to have to use his duputy's car since his is temporarily unavailable." Rosco couldn't hold back his excitement "Khee, Khee, my mama's gonna see me race Jeff Gordon. I love it. I love it!" Boss growled at Rosco "Hush!"

Garrett is right. This is super easy. A lot of folks here know how bad I am with computers but yahoo fantasy sports is even easy for an old timer like me. You do need a yahoo e-mail address to sign up. A lot of people (like me) don't use their yahoo e-mail since they already had a different e-mail account before beginning fantasy sports but I'm pretty sure it's still required. Also, I think Garrett is permitting anybody to join the league so you can write down the info and pass it on to anybody who is a NASCAR and/or fantasy sports fan. Start your engines!..... next month.

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We've been pretty competitive against each other for about three years now. I suppose it's because we've been doing fantasy sports together for that long. Agreeing with you is boring....besides, I think folks here like seeing us fight. Hazzard folks are a competitive bunch you know.

That stinks Hoss. Hallmark is still running this movie a lot today too. I'm not sure how long they'll continue though. Hey MM do you know anything about my last sentence from two posts ago?

We already have a winner of the Super Bowl Contest two weeks before it's going to be played. (We're way ahead of our time here on the HazzardNet) The original pickes were.... Meadowmufn....Seahawks over Broncos Roger.....Falcons over Texans Garrett....49ers over Broncos Since the 49ers are the only team left I declare Garrett the winner... Now on to the next contest....pick the Super Bowl winner between the 49ers and Ravens (obviousely there might be more than one winner) You didn't have to play in the first contest to play in this one. I want both teams to lose but since that can't happen I'm picking the Ravens.