Since Jesse Duke's Ridge Raiders are going to win your NASCAR fantasy league this year you probably wouldn't watch as much NASCAR anyways because you're so mad that you're going to finish second.
Dutch elm disease is here now. I'm surprised to hear that it started in a different continent. I shouldn't have been surprised though. These things often work like that. I only had 4 elm trees and so far 2 are still alive....as far as I know. We'll see if leaves pop out this spring. I'll know real soon.
I'm sitting out here in the backyard enjoying the first campfire of the year. It's dark out and I can see a lot of stars but I'm not even paying attention to them despite my love of astronomy. Tonight I'm just sitting here thinking of what a lucky person I am. I wish everybody could be so lucky. I love campfires. There's just something so relaxing about them. The ash trees are dying off here in Pennsylvania so I've been cutting them up for next year's firewood or else the wood is just going to go to waste. I don't have a lot of ash trees....most of my woods is maple...but it's a shame to see them dying from a bug called the emerald ash borer. Hopefully my maple trees will never get a similar problem or my woods will become a field.
On Monday John will turn 59. 7 days later so will I. It's hard to believe we're the same age Denver Pyle was when Dukes came out. He did look older than 59. One more year in our 50s. After that we should probably start acting a little more grown up. But then again, one of my favorite sayings is: You're only young once but you can be immature forever. I suspect John would agree. Happy birthday Bo. You've brought millions of folks world-wide much joy!
Well in that case I'll give you a break and try to be good. But when things slow down let me know so I get get back to the business of misbehaving. Does this mean you have the power to throw folks in the Hazzard County Jail? If so I hope I'm the first. That would be a hysterical moment...umm..I mean historical.
For some reason Dish Network has channels on and then takes them off and then repeats the process over and over through the years. We just got Hallmark back after it had been gone for 3 months and.... low and behold....The Sweeter Side is showing!
As I recall MM said that you click on "HossC" and then click the "Delete User" button. But it's pretty close to April Fool's Day so I'm sure MM intended it as a trick.....which means it really wouldn't delete HossC. (hmmm...is that called reverse psychology...maybe not...I'm getting confused). Anyways, it would probably be a good idea to test it before April Fool's Day to see if it's a trick or not while it's still fresh in your mind. A good moderator would never risk his members falling into such a scam so I'm sure you will do the right thing by protecting your members with your test. Let us know how it went. And by the way, did I mention you're doing really well in your new position?
Does this mean we have to start respecting him? Because if we do I'm moving on to a different website. Seriousely though, congratulations Hoss. It is a promotion well deserved. HazzardNet is good hands with your high tech skills.
I'm just hoping he moves to Hollywood and gets Dukes restarted. John Schneider turns 59 in a couple weeks so maybe he could be Uncle Bo. It's hard to believe Denver was 59 in 1979. He looked so much older than John does now.
THIS IS AWESOME NEWS! Is this just the start of a long career? When you give your acceptance speechs in all your future awards don't forget to thank your agent, manager, family, make up artists, writers, production crew and all your friends at the HazzardNet.....because we have believed all along that you are Hawesome.