RogerDuke

Does that mean that they'll arrest him if he steals a dollar bill but won't if he steals $100 in quarters?

paper

Sorry but it's late and I have to get up early. I'm pretty busy all day tomorrow but I'll be able to start on it Saturday sometime.

I can do that if nothing else pops up between now and then.

I have a REALLY long list. Do you want me to post some? I could just focus on relatives of the main characters for now if you like.

barber (Floyd on Andy Griffith)

So sorry to hear this MM. The good news is that he has somebody like you to love him.

money (just feel in the couch cracks)

What is Family Net?

Hey there General Lee 2003! It's always good to see someone interested in some of these old threads. I hope you post more! I love knives. I guess it's the country boy in me.

Sorry. I have my grandson's marching band competition and then have to run the scoreboard for two football games after that.

Let's get a party started!

Take the lead Hobie. Suggest a day. Remember that the folks across the pond go to bed a lot earlier than we do. I think it's been a long time since the chat room has been used. I wonder if it still works. It would be a lot of fun.

furniture

tree

I don't think I ever got the newsletter even back when they were still being written. But then again I'm pretty low tech and probably couldn't figure out how to sign up. I've never been good with computers. Im pretty good with a shovel though. It's a lot easier to use....."ya load 16 tons and what do you get.....another day older and deeper in debt."

Denver

hot pursuit

Sorry about that Joe. I was just trying to make you smile but the more I think about it the more I realize my last post was pretty stupid considering how serious the subject was. You need to mourn before you smile. I hope you will accept my sincere apology. I can be pretty stupid sometimes.

ambulance

I usually wait till after Halloween to start thinking about Christmas but the Lifetime channel is already showing a lot of Christmas stuff including John Schneider's "Poinsettias for Christmas" which I haven't seen yet. It will likely be on quite often. I watched two or three minutes of it tonight but decided to wait until after Halloween for more. It was pretty cool to see Bo.

injury

Hey Joe....I'm standing on my head with a clown outfit on and I'm burping and telling juvenile jokes about pooping puppies. Now I'm standing up but I just started to stagger and now I fell into a sidewalk of wet freshly poured cement. Now I'm walking over to Hoss and giving him a big hug, messing up his brand new tuxedo. Now Hobie is pouring shots of his finest to the other HazzardNet members who are watching this fiasco. Doing his best Hulk Hogan impression Hoss rips off the top of his tux and body slams me into a pile of manure. I get up and rip off the top of my clown outfit in a similiar manner but when everybody sees my scrawny chest they laugh so hard they spill their shine. If there's anything else we can do to make you smile just let us know.

football (Drew Brees...pronounced breeze)

Thanks for reposting this Hoss. I just love anybody who loves the Dukes enough to do something like this. It's a busy weekend for us. We had a wedding and a football game last night. Today we have another game and a birthday party. Tomorrow I have to replace the serpentine belt that came off the SUV last night. I hope I can replace it by myself.....might need youtube.