RogerDuke

George Jones

You should start a new thread titled 2026 Moonshine 400. Let the trash talking begin. I have a lot to say about how I am going to leave you in my dust.

divorce

That's sad.

death (the kiss of death)

Yep And you aren't going to believe what I have planned. You will never guess. Okay, I can't wait. I have to say it. I'll be on Emma's postal dirt bike but she is going to be operating it remotely on top of Iron Mountain where she can see the entire race. Ain't no way anybody can beat me and her when we team up. I have to give you credit Hobie with your buttermilk comment. I thought it would be fun to have a buttermilk in each hand so you inspired me by saying I was racing with one hand. I'm taking this to the next level. You might have noticed I've been delivering the mail in my truck lately. That's because Emma has been at Elon Musk's house these past couple days and they are working on the bike. I have to admit I am a little concerned. She is quite a catch. I hope he doesn't get any ideas and try to steal her from me.

hug

Probably won't be home until midnight.

I can do it. I've gotten pretty good with tech lately. My wife just showed me how to open links. It's not really that hard. You just click on it and all the information pops up. I asked her to show me how to do a screen shot so hopefully in a few weeks I'll get good at doing those too. Is there anything else I need to know?

Sorry but I have an astronomy event to go to in a place called Clarion Pennsylvania. I'll jump a creek on the way down though just to get in the spirit of DOHD. Yeeeehawwww!

Good to hear you have a new phone. I use a really old tablet for HN. Blew up from a swollen battery? Cause any other damage? Were you in the outhouse at the time? I hope you don't need a new outhouse now.

That was some crash! Sounds like nobody got hurt very bad. Looked like a demolition derby.

No ketchup or mustard for me. I eat corn dogs the way Boss eats liver....raw. They taste so good I don't want to mask the deliciousness with anything.

If you two need any technical advice just let me know.

Hoss, do you prefer to be called British or English?

Doesn't really matter what time to me. Thank you for all you do MM. As a low tech person I have no idea how much time you have put into this labor of love since 1999 but I am sure it is an unimaginable number of hours. It is appreciated and you are loved.

Garrett is definitely a heavy hitter here on the HN....been here longer than me.

I'm still really big into pro dirt bikes. Saturday they raced in Cleveland Browns stadium. That's the closest they'll get to me this year but I didn't go. It rained all day so I'm kinda glad I didn't go.

That's fine. I'm happy with anything. It wouldn't be NASCAR without you.

Thanks Garrett. Always good to see you posting about NASCAR.

This is easy for me to remember because my Dad was born on April 14 and I was born on April 15. Also, Abraham Lincoln was shot on April 14 and died after midnight on April 15. My love and condolences to you and your family Skipper.

It's amazing because you are amazing!

Pirates but they are terrible and will be for a long time. They basically operate like a triple A minor league team. They get young players with lots of potential and develop them into real good players but they never stay because Pittsburgh doesn't offer them enough.

Crazy Cousin Coy is 71 today!

Happy birthday in Hazzard Heaven Miss Loretta. It's hard to believe it's been almost 4 years now. (10-4-22). When the angels sing it is easy to pick your voice out because it is the most beautuful one. We love you!