Everyone in my childhood lied to me. I'm 39 with a full head of hair. ๐ Here's why they lied. They always said "If you wear those Gilligan's Island Skipper's hats all the time, you'll grow up to be bald boy!" ๐
I saw an amusing tweet by an American after the USA won their match against Australia:
USA beats Australia at the Wold Soccer Cup sending them back to Europe with nothing. Whoo hooo!
Somehow simultaneously misunderstanding how the first round works and World geography.