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Yet another game, very easy and puts our brain to work. I will post a word, the next one who replies, will make as many words as they can out of the word I post, and all words you post must be from the tv show, while the words you make do not have to be. Example: GENERAL LEE; the first person to reply will make as many words as they can think of with this word Gene Gel eel Lean and so on, then that person will post his word and here is an example of how it goes, I will start; Rosco; cor soc coo so or Coors New word; Boss Hogg

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers,I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace. The time comes, however, when a man must face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce:"This cat smells like a port-a-pott…

Take this quiz to see how much Redneck common sense ya have! WD-40 is: 1) A cooking spray 2) A highway in Wisconsin 3) A radioactive material 4) A household oil Which is the best way to coax your car to start? 1) Saying “C’mon, baby…†while you turn the key 2) Swearing while you flood the choke 3) Threatening to trade it in while hitting the dash 4) Praying out loud If you have 3 points left on your driver’s license, what motor vehicle violation can you still afford to have? 1) Speeding 2) Running a red light 3) Reckless driving 4) My car doesn’t run, so it’s no problem You’re hauling lumber in the trunk of your car, but it sticks out way beyond the…

Hi everyone, I just wanted to drop in and tell all of you that I haven't fallen off the map or anything, I have been having health issues during the past few months and things are finally starting to look a bit better. I haven't forgotten that I was going to do some brainstorming with Val Strate, or that I got board chilling out and shooting the breeze with Roger Duke. I have just been kind of under the weather lately. So, now that things are starting to look a bit better...Thankfully! I will be leaving town to go on vacation. This year, we're heading to the 3 country corner where Germany, Austria, and Switzerland meet. I am looking forward to that, but my real excit…

1. Which of the following is not the responsibility of the Back Seat Driver? A.Regulating the Temperature of the Rear Cabin. B. Assisting The Driver In Merging C. Radio Station Selection 2. The Driver has just initiated a parrelled parking maneuver. You should: A. Turn Around and Offer Your Opinion on Much Space The Driver Has To Back Up. B. Move Your Body In a 45 degree angle to provide a clear view for the driver. C. Lower Your Headrest To Reduce Obstructions. 3. The Proper Seating Position for the Backseat driver Is: A. The Front Passenger Seat B. The Rear Driver Driver Side Seat C. The Reat Passenger Side Set 4. When Backseat driving under the influence of alcohol, yo…

This is the official thread to post your Halloween costume and pumpkin carving entries for our contests. When all entries are received, we will be creating a voting thread for HazzardNet members to vote on their favorites. Official winners, however, will be chosen by Brian, MaryAnne, and Meadowmufn. If you need costume ideas, please visit our sponsors below. Halloweenmart BuyCostumes.com Extreme Halloween Network Low priced costumes at Shindigz.com Costume Craze

Just for fun, here's a short list of my personal food dislikes: Pickled beets Radishes Cream of mushroom soup Diet soda Low-carb anything Yogurt Peas Skim milk Cooking spray (what is that stuff? It's like WD-40!) Sushi Liver Actually, I don't turn up my nose at much - but this is the stuff I'll avoid if I can help it. Anybody else picky at the table? Brian

Ok, it might just be because I'm tired, but this made me LMAO.. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

Vote for your favorite costumes. You can view entrants here: http://www.hazzardnet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7603

Okay, so I've seen these kinds of pictures on The Sims 3 page on facebook. I ended pausing a youtube video for 'Carnival of Thrills' and this is what it ended up looking like. And when I saw it I just knew the perfect thing to put. I don't know if anyone else likes this or have pictures like this but I just thought I would post it and see if ya'll can answer those questions.

I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON COOTER I LOVED THE WAY HE LOOKED OH MAN WAS HE HOT!

How many of you have seen the new Hershey Kisses that are filled with different flavors? There is Cherry Cordial, Caramel, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Creme, Coconut Creme, Creme de Mint, Vanillia, Cheesecake... then you got the solid chocolate ones and the 'Hugs'. But what are your faves, and what favorites do you think cast members from the Dukes would like? I would have to say my favorite is a tie between Creme de Mint and Coconut Creme.

On March 20 and 21 at the The Cleveland Autorama they will have the old and new Kitt there but it's fourteen dollars to get in and eight dollars to park as well.

Go to www.irs.gov and check this out I qualify for a payment of $600.00 and I can't wait because I need new eyeglasses myself.

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Cleveland. If someone in Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Cleveland. If you've worn shorts and parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland. If You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of 1-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland. If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again you live in Cleveland. If you can drive 75mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard with …

A year ago last thursday, I was strolling in the zoo When I met a man who thought he knew the lot He was laying down the law about the habbits of baboons And the number of quills a porcupine has got So I asked him "What's that creature's name?" and he answered "That's a helk!" And I'd have gone on thinking that was true If the animal in question hadn't put that chap to shame, And remarked—"I ain't a helk—I'm a gnu! I'm a gnu—I'm a gnu The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo I'm a gnu—how do you do? You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who I'm a gnu—spelt G - N - U I'm not a camel or a kangaroo So let me introduce, I'm neither man nor moose Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,…

Take Elbow Macroni and Ground Turkey and a can of diced Tomaotoes

How rare is the first season of the dukes with the ben cooper spelling error? Should i sell mine copy now or sit on it? thanks for you time. have a great day.

On Saturday March 18, 2006 two things happened to me that was very special to me. 1. Number one I got my picture taken in the General Lee and I learned how to play the dixie horn. And there was a guy at he Cleveland Autorana with a Chevelle souped up and everytime he revved up his the guy that owned the General Lee hit the dixie horn. I had on a dukes t-shirt with 01 on the front of it and a hat it 01 on the front of it. 2. I had finally got me a 2006 Dodge Charger of my own ( a 1/24th or 1/25th scale diecast that is) it's in blue and it cost me 12 dollars.

The Flannel Express, it's store kind of like Express Men but not so trendy you see all they sell is Flannel's and that's all and it there two for one. Lol. P.S. Coming to mall near you.

there is a couple of guys that like but in different ways? There is Brian he is having a birthday on Friday, and he is only going on 32. And he is real gabby and likes to joke around and I practically know his whole family as well. And there is Phil, I have been friends with since about 1998, you seen I met him on a dateline and we both like to go shopping and go to the beach and he's fifteen years old and he has 1994 Buick LeSabre in Gold and Brian doesn't have a car. Well Phil is single and doesn't have any kids and Brian has a 12 year old daughter and 7 year old son and I like both of them but for different reasons. You see when I had first met Phil I was talking to hi…

Ok, I usually post something funny, thoughtful, or quirky for Earth Day. I know I was behind this year. Sorry I fell asleep at my desk. Blame it all on Enos for making me read those Japanese comic books he found! Anyhow, yes... Earth Day! I hope everyone had a happy Earth Day! Hope you all recycled, but remember there is more that people can do besides just recycling. Visit and donate to your local parks are one good deed. If you live in an area that has ditches, gather up a community group to clean the trash from the ditches. You can buy products that have less packaging. When buying cleaning products, look for environmentally safe labels. Give to Goodwill instead of th…

Awrighty, where's the sign up sheet and who's gonna be the wild turkey? Khee!

Number one did you know that in Southern Ohio there is a gas station called "Dukes" and they have a restaurant called "Duchess" oh and by the way if happened to stop by and have travelers check shey will give you a hard time if you try to use them. Second when you first get into Kentucky on 1-71 there is a water tower big as daylights that reads "Florence Y'll" and there is "Hazard,Kentucky" in Southern Kenucky. Here is the fun one and test your friends on this right did you there was a Corvette before 1953 and it wasn't a chevy actually it was Canadian Battleship that patroled the waterways of Canada againist the German U-boats and it was called the "Corvette" and it's f…