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Thanks for asking, Roger. The incision scars have nearly healed and the shoulder pain finally seems to have gone. I guess that means that the worst is over.

So what was supposed to be just one inch, at most, of snow turned in to 4+ inches of snow. Needless to say since the local weather forecasters on last evening's news said we weren't going to get barely any snow the county plow drivers weren't called in till this morning. Due to the lousy roads there was a multi vehicle pileup on I-75 that still has it shut down. We were supposed to clean an office this morning but we came back home after seeing how bad the main roads were. I'll make that $$$ up and probably more clearing driveways this afternoon anyways.

I would've told them where they could shove that stuff! They must've been drinking some of my shine if they think that will fly!

Actors? There were no actors. Hazzard County is real. The Dukes of Hazzard was television's first reality show. No other reality show after that was any good.....except Duck Dynasty and even that was no where's near as good as DOH

Busy day in Nascar news... Aric Almirola announced 2022 will be his final full time Cup season, wishes to spend more time with his family https://nascar.nbcsports.com/2022/01/10/aric-almirola-to-retire-after-this-season/ Dale Earnhardt Jr will get behind the wheel again at Daytona this week testing the next gen car for Hendrick Motorsports due to 3 of their driver's competing in the Chili Bowl this week https://nascar.nbcsports.com/2022/01/10/dale-jr-to-take-part-in-daytona-test-for-hendrick-motorsports/ William Byron, driver of the #24 will also be at Daytona testing for Hendrick Motorsports. Livestream on Nascar's YouTube channel will start tomorrow at 12pm eastern.

In fact, she is from Purvis Mississippi. The P in Rosco P Coltrane stands for Purvis...so Chabert has a Dukes connection.....in my mind at least.

I know what you mean Skipper. Society is making it politically incorrect to be a tough guy. This won't be good in the long run.

Lacey Chabert makes Debra Norville....or any other person on television.....look bad. Somebody post a picture of her. I don't know how to do that. Better yet, post one with the two of them beside each other.....

I remember the Farrah poster with her in the red top. She was married to Lee Majors at the time. He starred in the Six Million Dollar Man. Talk about Power Couples at the time..wow.

We have a winner!

What a lazy day today was. Happy New Year everybody!

Tucker Carlson

Once again you've missed out a lot of the quote and you've also attributed some of the lines to the wrong people. Can you either make your quotes accurate or make it clear that you're paraphrasing? The scene, which takes place just after Cledus (and the audience) first see the Trans Am, actually plays out like this: Snowman: Now, you know them Smokeys they got them CBs in the car now? You know that? Bandit: I know that, I know that, I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm thinkin' about it. Snowman: Hey. Bandit: You got an idea? Snowman: I got an idea. Bandit: Yeah? Snowman: Why don't we do this? If I say go to channel 21, forget it. We ain't goin' to 21, we're goin' to 19. Bandit: 21 is 19? Snowman: 21 is 19. And if I say go to channel six, forget it. We go to three. Bandit: I don't go to six, I go to three? Snowman: You go to three. Bandit: Perfect. Snowman: And if I say go to channel two, we gonna go to channel one. Bandit: Two is one. Snowman: See, that'll confuse everybody. Bandit: That'll confuse 'em. On the other hand, if we stayed on the odd channels, switched every time and started in the basement, that'd work, too, ha?. That'd do it, too, wouldn't it? Snowman: Well, yeah, yeah, that'd work too, I guess. Bandit: Let's haul ass. Snowman: OK.

fart (some folks call it breaking wind)

The world has gone insane. We are getting to a point where it seems like everybody loves to hate.

I kind of figured that! It would be that red bikini she wore when Luke was supposedly taking her pic. After it was over, she's like, " How much do I owe you? Spike: " Me? Me? You don't owe ME a dime!!"

If she stands at the door in that red bikini

Hey Spike....I just thought.... you know....I bet ol' Spike would clear Daisy's driveway FREE of charge!! LOL!!

My 1st crush ever. She made my notice girls. I was 9 years old watching the reruns on the old TNN(The Nashville Network/The National Network) which is now Spike TV.

well gahhhhhhleee!!

As Gomer Pyle would say "Wow golly Cousin Roger! Your body must really be smarting!"(hurting)

Too late for that. I'm exhausted. Time to admit that I'm not young anymore. Time to think about a snow blower next year. I shoveled 2 feet of snow in my 150 foot driveway by hand.

Despite Boss having a driver since 'One Armed Bandits', this is the first time he's named. Shortly after this line, Boss is standing in front of a sign advertising the "Hazzard County Fair Mon Oct 30 - Sat Nov 11". Those days/dates line up to a 1978 calendar, nearly a year before this episode aired, but I suppose that makes more sense than setting it a couple of weeks in the future.

Skipper, you seem to have missed a few lines and combined two scenes. The first scene is when Carrie is changing out of her wedding dress: Bandit: Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to 'em. Carrie: What do you mean? These are great little legs. I'm a professional. Bandit: Well, in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in white. Carrie: Dancer. Bandit: Oh. Well, cowboys love fat calves. Carrie: They're not fat. Bandit: They're bigger than mine. Carrie: Do we really wanna talk about legs? Bandit: Well, one of us does. The second scene is about 30 minutes later, just after Carrie meets Snowman. Carrie: You know, I was on Broadway once. Bandit: Really? Carrie: For almost 12 minutes. Bandit: Oh. Carrie: The show closed the first night.

bubble gum (we called that old fashioned light on the roof a bubble gum machine)

My family lied to me when I was young. Said "If you keep wearing your Skipper hats you will grow up bald." Am 34 and all my hair is still here.

Yep, no jumping cars across creeks until you are back to 100%. It looks like covid may be starting to wind down. If we can avoid another variant as severe as delta, we may be seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.....maybe

You hang in there bud and take it easy! Don't try too much, too soon! ( and keep us up on everything!)

I finished 9 days of isolation yesterday. I got a positive antigen test on New Year's Day and so did a friend who I was with the day before. Unfortunately, probably partly due to the holidays, it took just over a week to get a PCR test (my friend somehow got theirs a couple of days earlier). The negative result came back last night, so I've finally started 2022 a week late! The most annoying thing is that halfway through last week the brand of antigen test that gave me a positive result was withdrawn from shops amid reports of false positives. In the end, I probably never had Covid, but you can't be too careful.

I bet it was a heart attack. They said he was found with his hand clenched on his chest. He did a two hour stand up routine that night and many witnesses said that he didn't drink much water out of the bottle on stage for him. It's interesting his comedy was so raunchy considering he played such a vanilla character on Full House. Though you could see his dirty mind come out a little bit as host on America's Funniest Home Videos.

I don't think they know yet. The article I read said "The sheriff’s office confirmed that no cause of death had been determined, saying in a statement there were no signs of foul play or drug use."

Albert Einstein (around here, we call him HossC)

Good question.

Hobie does have a point if you factor in age. There is a 24 year difference.

I've repeated this joke so many times! I wonder if it was around before it aired on this episode.

You know how everyone is so easily offended by things these days? Waylon Jennings made a joke about it a long time back before it got this way. In live versions of Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys he reversed the lyric to "Mommas Don't Let Your Cowboys Grow Up To Be Babies" lol. Very accurate to how things are these days. Bout that joking lyric reversal: What did WJ know that we didn't? Seems like he knew at that time how things would end up.

Kait Tucker Yep!

All right, so Norville is from Georgia but Chabert is Southern too....Mississippi.

Tractor Lamborghini had a successful tractor business when he bought two Ferraris (circa early '60s). Soon afterwards he went back to Ferrari to suggest improvements, and was basically told to get lost, so he decided to build his own sports cars. I occasionally see new Lamborghini tractors, but they're far from the most popular make over here.

( in the words of Rosco....based on what you've heard, can't you hear him....?) Or even more than THAT!! Maybe even 3 times as much!

So true too!

The woman with the most beautiful face in the world ( and someone I've got it BAD for....) is Debra Norville! ( Inside Edition!)

This world is so backwards anymore... Couple of local police officers are facing disciplinary actions for keeping a crack addict from driving the wrong way on I-75. They should be heralded as heroes not facing disciplinary punishment.

Bandit:"I can't lie to you Sheriff. You're to good of a man. Look over your left shoulder." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Oooof!" Bandit:"We're on our way to Boston to get some Clam Chowder. Bye bye!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm not giving up! I'm not giving up!"

I hope he had a good BD today. He deserves it after all that abuse he takes from Boss and Rosco.

You are half-right. Yes, his name begins with a T, but it is not Tom Cruise.

It's past midnight in Hazzard County so Happy New Year, fellow Hazzard residents. And that also means, Happy birthday Cletus. Flapjacks on a ferris wheel and buzzards on a buzzsaw, you have a great day Deputy. Maybe Bo and Luke will let you catch them...as a birthday gift.

Happy New Year everyone!

Yep, both times positive for Covid. Booster shot packed same punch the regular shots did. Wife of course had the brunt of side effects again, aches and pain and headache. I had more aches this time than with the other shots. Still haven't heard anything about the neighbor, we hope she's getting better. Finally getting snow here too, unfortunately a few days late but I'm still in the Christmas mood so why not.

Ours was pretty good. No family drama thank God. Got a few movies and tv series seasons. No snow here, got rain instead. Christmas day was like a early spring or fall day with temps in the 50s.