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Thats good to hear Skipper. Never heard back from the guy interested in the car. I just want to be done and over with this s. This is why I like animals better than people, they either like you or don't or want to kill/eat you but either way you know what you're dealing with. If you guys didn't catch the SRX race last night you missed a good one.

Probably better than a boy named Sue.

hillbilly (of which I proudly identify)

As the picture is from 'Shock Corridor', I assume it stands for "Confederate States of America".

They did a decent job under the circumstances but nobody could fill those boots. Even if they got Burt Reynolds and Clint Eastwood I still would have wanted John and Tom back.

Cousin Roger Duke Yep!

I built Cooters garage in 1/24th scale and thought you would like pictures

Cousin Roger... He is coming along great!

I guess there is always good and bad in life Spike. I had fun today. Went on a long Ninja ride with another Ninja owner and went to a retirement party after that. That reminds me. I wonder how Skipper's brother is doing after his Ninja crash. Last I knew he was making a lot of progress healing.

ACE Parker It's very difficult to get a clear screengrab, but when Cletus catches Bo and Luke by not chasing them around the church in 'The Canterbury Crock' (about 30 minutes in), the name on the church sign appears to be "REV. ED. BACHMAN, SR.". However, it could be "REV. F.D. BACHMAN, SR.", which would be the same format as "REV. J.P. FRAWLEY". Edit: I've tried going through the scene frame by frame, and I'm slightly leaning towards "REV. F.D. BACHMAN, SR.".

ZZZZZzzzzz (the sound of Flash napping)

Happy 85th Heavenly Birthday Waylon Jennings(Balladeer)6/15/37!

It made me think of a good stage name. I know some people in the country out here, with the last name of Howell and then you take Waylon and....a new name for a country singer, " Waylon Howell"...lol....get it.....? ( Wail and howl?) LOL!

Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Rosco:"How high you want me to stack these bills?" Boss Hogg:"How high!? Well, how high are those gallon jugs we used to run shine in?" Rosco:(Gesturing how high with hands held apart over each other.)"Oh. About this high!" Boss Hogg:"Then, that's how high we can go under the false bottom, jackass!" Rosco:(In caaket stacking money.)"That's Sheriff jackass!"

Boss Hogg:"Rosco!" Rosco:"What?" Boss Hogg:"Jack ass! Why didn't you arrest 'em? Remember " Money To Burn"? Rosco was inside the empty casket stacking bills ( or Moonshine?) and Boss called him a Jackass and he said ....keeping his face hidden in the casket...." That's sheriff Jackass!" Anybody remember that one?

After several seasons which left their fans disappointed, the new rules have given Ferrari a chance to build a very fast car this year. They also have a very talented young driver in Charles Leclerc. Unfortunately, they have thrown away a lot of points this year with bad reliability resulting in non-finishes, and a few more in bad strategy decisions. I just hope they can improve their reliability and Mercedes can sort out their aerodynamics. Then we'll have a great three-way fight between Ferrari, Red Bull and Mercedes.

country...which I am! ( I'm down home, home grown, corn pone and country prone........George Jones!!)

Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Continued. "Alright you mavericks, what are you really up to?"

of course you know Hobie's response to the " M "....... MOONSHINE!

one of my favorites is " oh that really rattles my slats! you don't borrow a human being....you borrow a cup of sugar maybe.....nnngg nngg!! "

This time you've not only misquoted, but also mixed up scenes from two different movies! The first part is from near the start of the first movie when Big and Little Enos make the bet with Bandit at the Roadeo. Bandit: "Well, let's see, there's 400 cases of beer. I'll need the cash for that." Big Enos: "No problem, go ahead boy." [Little Enos starts counting out money] Bandit: "New car, I got to have a new car to block for the truck, you know." Big Enos: "OK, go ahead boy." [Little Enos counts out more money] Little Enos: "I'd like to kick his ass just once." Bandit: "Speedy car." [Little Enos counts out more money] Bandit: "Speedier than that." [Little Enos looks at Big Enos] Big Enos: "Go ahead." [Little Enos whinnies like a horse] The second part is from the third movie, SATB III. The exchange doesn't even involve Bandit - it's between Little Enos and Buford. Little Enos: "I'd like to kick your ass." Buford T. Justice: "You can't kick that high, cricket crotch." Can I suggest that you re-watch the movies before posting quotes? Also, we get that you don't like Facebook. You've made at least four posts on the subject in the last 24 hours, and also previously in this thread. Facebook is what it is - it's not going to change. If you're unhappy with it, stop using it. You don't need to make regular multiple gripes about it here.

Cousin Hobie... Sounds great! What time should we be there?

This is great news.

Despite my interest in cars, I've never owned anything unusual or interesting. I have to rely on my 1:18 collection for that. My parents had a later Rover 214 hatchback, but I don't remember it being remarkable in any way. The 220 coupe variant was a good looking car for its time, and quite rare even back in the '90s. The earlier first generation Rover 200 series appealed to people who thought that a bit of wood on the dash made it a luxury car, but it was a long way from the luxury cars that Rover used to make. It proved to be an ideal choice for Hyacinth Bucket in the British sitcom 'Keeping Up Appearances'. I remember seeing Lotus Elites around when I was younger, but I haven't seen one for years. A 1930s Rolls Royce is always going to be classy. Here's a review of the 1993 Rover 220 coupe by race driver Tiff Needell from the original Top Gear. A new season of the latest iteration of Top Gear started last night. They took an old RV around Florida looking for unusual motorsports.

I always used ch22 on my CB just because of Dukes

Wow just like I remember when I saw it.

Howdy y'all. I saw him in a Bonanza episode in TVLand. He had a moustache. It was about salt. I think the episode is The Price of Salt. Can y'all help me find video of it? Thanks.

Today was the British Grand Prix from Silverstone. It's one of a number of British sporting events that get shown live on free-to-air TV (others include the football World Cup, the Grand National horse race and the Olympics). This week there are several sports focused in this part of the world, as the Grand Prix coincides with tennis at Wimbledon, golf at the Irish Open (not far from me), and cycling in the Tour de France just across The Channel. Yesterday's qualifying was wet, so there were a few people out of position on the grid, but the threat of rain never came to anything today. Ferrari's Carlos Sainz started on pole for the first time (this was his 150th F1 race), but got passed by Max Verstappen off the line. Lewis Hamilton also made up two places off the start, but then there was a bad crash behind them at the first corner which red flagged the race. Alfa Romeo's Zhou Guanyu got turned upside down and his car flipped over the tire barrier. Luckily, he was fine, but the race was delayed by about 45 minutes. Because the crash happened so close to the start, the grid reformed in its original order (minus the three cars that were involved in the crash). The second time around, Sainz held the lead, Hamilton lost a place and Ferrari's Charles Leclerc damaged his front wing. Verstappen then picked up some underside damage from debris and pitted because he thought he had a puncture. Leclerc quickly caught his team mate, despite his damage, but Ferrari wouldn't order the drivers to swap position. Hamilton made his pit stop much later than the Ferraris, and looked to be in with a good chance of a win until Estaban Ocon's car broke down bringing out a safety car. With Leclerc in the lead, Sainz and Hamilton took the opportunity to fit the faster soft tires. Also back in the mix was Red Bull's Sergio Perez, who passed Hamilton at the restart. Sainz passed his team mate, while Leclerc, Hamilton and Perez fought over the other two podium positions. There was a lot of passing and repassing in the final laps, but in the end Sainz got his first Grand Prix win, with Perez second and Hamilton third in a much more competitive Mercedes. Verstappen had a great battle with Mick Schumacher in the final laps to claim seventh place. Schumacher picked up his first F1 points in eighth. You can see the highlights here. We're off to Austria next week for what counts as Red Bull's home race.

From Cletus Falls in Love: Rosco to the Duke boys in jail: Sleep tight and don't let the crawdeads bite.

(Season 2 Hazzard Connection) Rosco stops Auggie's car carrier at a roadblock with Shoulders driving it to search it for whatever Auggie Detweiller is smuggling. Shoulders:(Calls Aughie on the CB in the car carrier truck.)"Old Rosco's mad enough to chew nails and spit horse shoes. He knows we're up to something." Auggie:(On CB.)"Of course he does. Only, he got the smarts to figure out what it is. But if you think he's mad now, you just wait til you tell him he's gotta put every one of those cars back exactly the way he found 'em. Or we're gonna get the law down on him." Shoulders:"Uh Sheriff?"(Waggles finger for Rosco to come here.) Rosco:"Jumpin' jehosaphat! We gotta put all this back!?"(To Enos)"Well, don't just stand there ya dipstick! Get it all back!"

He did the same thing in the Moonshine 400! ( That race will be coming up soon!)

L."Q". Jones - Played Morton in The Sound Of Music - Hazzard Style and Warren in Witness For The Persecution.

This is a forum, not Facebook. You've spent the last two weeks moaning about Facebook, yet you seem surprised that information received through it is wrong. I'd put Facebook right near the bottom of the pile when it comes to reliable online sources. That's why I regard HazzardNet so highly - there's room for debate and corrections, but the latter are rarely needed because members take time to research their posts if they're posting something factual (and credit sources). I'd rather you posted one accurate, funny quote a week than three dodgy ones every day. The point of favorite quotes is that they're memorable lines that stand out for some reason or other. They're not about cutting and pasting from elsewhere internet. You messaged me recently about my artwork appearing on Facebook (something that I have had to accept happens), but you're basically doing the same thing by reposting here. The reference sections of HazzardNet (of which this thread is a part) are about quality, not quantity. Also, it took you three posts (above) just to reply to one of mine, wasting space with nonsense. Get your ideas together and check your sources before posting. I'm not expecting every quote to be word perfect, but it shouldn't be my job to correct your posts just because you were too lazy to verify them. That's not part of a moderator's duties, but I'm trying to maintain the high standards that have kept HazzardNet online for so long.

Happy birthday today to that wheelie popping hottie, Emma Tisdale. Hopefully Jesse will do the right thing and let you catch him for a little birthday smootch.

It was still funny!

ok....maybe you had to be there.....

J.D. is the all time fastest Christmas present buyer and wrapper!

Aint the real Santa Claus....great line

I've used that snake's belly in a wagon rut comment ever since this episode first aired.

Roger, I'm sure there will be people still on if you log in late. Lord knows I'm a chatter box.

I dunno what that makes Doc, but I think my blood sugar level just shot over 200 reading all that sweet stuff. Eggnog, cookies, sugar plums! Raisinets! GAAAHH!! It's pretty obvious I can't write to Nasty, since I have this image to maintain and all...

Maybe he'll be the last one left and have to clean up?

To which Sheriff Little replied "You can say that again." BAHA! That's one of my favorites too. Khee!

Jimmie usually needs a hair cut. LOL.

Dog is not amused... =P

I like the idea if I can be here, I try to come to the chats and stuff but never can make it...ya'll gotta holler at me and knock me up side the head a couple times to get me to member!

Bo always looked terrific in his jeans - even by the fashion of those days his were tight. Maybe he didn't change 'em, but he changed the way he packed 'em - usually to the left, but sometimes to the right and occasionally seems he just didn't know which side to put everything!

Oh piffle! lol Ya didn't have ta read the journal...no one forced ya too...but ya diod anyway.

In that "20 Greatest Country Comedies" special, the one guy was talking about how they were always looking for excuses to take their shirts off. I think he said they took their shirts off if they had to do long division.

Umm do ya really have to ask for my fave character?