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  1. Gilligan's Island Why did they ever want to leave? 1. Free food 2. No bills 3. No contact only the other castaways and they didn't have to speak to each other if they didn't want to 4. No Covid and other junk
  2. (Season 1 Little Island, Big Gun) The Indigo Mob comes looking for Jackson Farrell. They see castaways dressed as natives. Lucky:"Looking for white man! Criminal."(Makes gun and hold up gestures.)"He hold up bank!" Hank:"I guess they don't speak English." Lucky:"Looks to me like they don't speak anything. Get a load of these 2-"(Looking at Gilligan & Skipper.)"It's hard to believe they're human beings!" Lucky:"Well, let's go." They start to leave. Castaways make gibberish noises. Hank:"Oh. So you do talk?" Lucky:(Sees Ginger Hank eyeing each other.)"I think she's tryin' to tell you somethin' Hank." Hank:"I'm tryin' to tell her somethin' too!"(Bites the air.)Lucky:"It's a good thing she can't understand English. She'd slap your face." Ginger(Slaps Hank's face.)Hank:"It must've been the way I said it?" Skipper:(Gibberish chattering.)Mr. Howell:"Moolah moolah moolah!" Hank:"That's funny, I coulda swore I heard him say "Moolah moolah moolah" even the most primitive native tribes must know about money." Lucky:"Maybe he's askin' for a handout." Mr. Howell:"Indeed!" Lucky:"How do you like that? Even the natives are hen-pecked. Let's get out of here!"
  3. Cuzin Meadowmufn... Did you play the Driver series with character John Tanner?
  4. Yes you should look at buying them. The games are on eBay.
  5. (Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Luke Duke:"Come on Bo! We need 10 more miles an hour! We need 65!" Bo Duke:"I'm gettin' it! Hang on!"
  6. (Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Luke Duke:"Well cousin, I gotta say, I'm glad I'm here." Bo Duke:"I'm glad yer here too."
  7. (Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Daisy Duke:"Uncle Jesse? Isn't that beautiful?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Yeah. It's stupid. But it's beautiful." Luke Duke:"Well, I guess it's catchin' then Uncle Jesse." (To crowd on microphone)"Folks this here's Luke Duke! You just sit tight, 'cause Bo's gonna do that jump just like he promised."(To Uncle Jesse and Daisy)"See. If I copilot he can keep his eyes on the road." Daisy Duke:"Luke! I don't know whether to kiss you, or kill you. So I guess I'm gonna kiss you!"
  8. (Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Luke Duke:"Cooter. Crack open that hood there. I got a sneakin' suspicion." John Zimbra:"Take a look that gas line."
  9. (Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Uncle Jesse Duke:"Bo! Now Luke wants to tell you somethin', an' I want you to stand there, an' listen to him, an' I don't wanna hear one peep outta you! Understand!?"
  10. (Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Luke Duke:"Boss. It sounds to me like yer workin' some sort of scam, to cheat this little lady out of her carnival."
  11. (Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) During the court trial held by his honor the Professor to determine ownership of the treasure chest Gilligan unearthed while digging a BBQ pit for Mr. Howell) Skipper:"Ginger's very damaging to us." Gilligan:"Yeah. Her testimony." Skipper:"No her legs."
  12. (Season 3 The Big House) Barney Fife:"Now here at "The Rock" we have two basic rules. Memorize them so that you can say them in your sleep. The first rule is... Obey all rules. Secondly, do not write on the walls, as it takes a lot of work to erase writing off of walls."
  13. I have the Gilligan's Island Skipper Costume. By Fun World. It includes Shirt Pants Hat Stuffable Belly.
  14. I wonder why nobody didn't ride shotgun in bamboo car with Gilligan in the hypnotic robot delivery of the gold bullion(coconuts)to Dr. Boris Balinkoff at the Lagoon scene in Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan. Perhaps they wanted a different robbery scene without the overdone getaway car partner?
  15. This guy Australian guy I'm friends with on Facebook insulted The Dukes. He insulted me too. He said "The Dukes are NOT appealing! They are dumb idiots! So are you for being into them!" Y'all... Time to dump/unfriend/block that guy?
  16. Cuzin MoonRunner-01... Have you seen Tom Wopat's movie Meteorites? I got that one too from the YouTube.
  17. Cuzin Roger Duke... Should I wear my Skipper costume if I ride the Gateway Clipper?
  18. EARL, Cooter's Uncle and also a cousin of the same name. The cousin was an undertaker.
  19. I used up my reactions. So here's the love ❤
  20. Thanks Cousin Hoss. I will give the site a look.
  21. Cousin Roger... Does the cruise include the meal in the cruise price or is the meal a separate fee?
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