Skipper Duke

Bandit:"what do you think they do for excitement in the town?" Cletus Snow:"Probably sit around and watch the cars rust."

Donny is doing well y'all! Long road ahead in his recovery though.

(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Professor:"So you see? It's not so easy to reform a hardened criminal in real life!" Ginger:"Come to think of it, that's the way it ended in the movie too!"

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Coast Guard Copter 1445 Pilot:"Ahoy down there! Good thinking folks. Starting that fire saved your lives. We never would've seen you without that smoke! If you're ok wave!" Skipper:"Yeah! We're ok! Thanks to Gilligan! I knew you could do it, Little Buddy!"(Playful lite hat hit to Gilligan's head.) Gilligan:"What did I do?"

Haven't tried them yet.

Hoping for complete recovery.

(Season 1 High Octane) Uncle Jesse:"Rosco, I want this car put back exactly the way it was or I'm gonna sue the county." Rosco:"You wouldn't!" Uncle Jesse:"Wouldn't I?" Rosco:"Boys, put 'er back the way she was!"

(Season 1 High Octane) Boss Hogg:"Rosco!" Rosco:"What?" Boss Hogg:"Jack ass! Why didn't you arrest 'em?" Rosco:"Well, you heard what they said "It's not illegal to make whiskey" Boss." Boss Hogg:"I'm not talkin' makin'! I'm talkin' transportin'!" Rosco:"How do they do that?" Boss Hogg:" Peabrain! Jesse Duke run his car down here on it!" Rosco:"He never!?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah! Now he's drivin' off on more of it! Come on, let's get him!"

(Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) (During court trial by the Professor/Judge to determine who is the rightful owner of the treasure chest found by laborer Gilligan or employer Howell while digging a BBQ pit.) Skipper:"Ginger's very damaging to us." Gilligan:"Yeah. Her testimony." Skipper:(Sotto)"No. Her legs."

Facebook has now unfortunately made it easy for those people to slip past us admins and mods under the radar.

Post by admin or mod in The Official Christine Car Fan Site: Hey All!! I do apologise about the amount of Spam material being posted within the Group lately. And I greatly appreciate those of you that are reporting it to me, I don't see all that gets posted. I don't really understand who these people are and how they got into the group, most are showing as "Visitors" and I haven't approved them being added to the Group. I'll continue to monitor the situation and block these people along with removing the Spam they post. Cheers!! My comment on it: Facebook's new setup unfortunately they can now comment and post without having to join first.

(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Skipper, did I do that?" Skipper:"No Gilligan! I just felt like wearing the door tonight!"

We have special hot dog restaurant here in Youngstown Ohio called Hot Dog Allie. Do y'all have it where you live?

He's doing well. Long way to go though.

(Season 1 High Octane) Boss Hogg:"He's doin' it! He's firin' up that still! Just what I was sayin'!"Rosco:"I knew it! The minute I saw them Dukes buyin' that Copper tubing, I said to myself "Rosco, they're makin' moonshine again! Well, this time, I'm gonna get 'em. Yer gonna be proud of me." Boss Hogg:"You will not, I repeat, not arrest them Dukes while they're makin' their moonshine!" Rosco:"When you say "Not" you mean no?" Boss Hogg:"I mean no! They are to be left alone, until they go to transport it. Then move in!" Rosco:"Ooh! An' then I'll get 'em!"(Gestures arresting self with handcuffs.) Boss Hogg:"You get them, an' I get the shine!" Rosco:"Boss, what's so special about Jesse Duke's moonshine?" Boss Hogg:"He makes the only whiskey in the world, you could measure in octanes!"

Wow!

(Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon) Rosco:"If yer listenin' you Duke Boys, I'm terribly sorry about the mistake I made. Must've been two other fellas I was lookin' for! Kew kew!" Bo Duke:"Huh. That ain't like Rosco. It ain't like him to let us off the hook, an' when he's wrong." Luke Duke:"The only explanation is him an' Boss got somethin' more pressing." Bo Duke:"What could be more pressing than us?"

(Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes) Skipper:"Gilligan, I told you no more souvenirs in the sea chest. A turtle. Of all the things to put in a sea chest! Gilligan out with those, out! If you try to put anymore junk in here, I'll personally throw it out!" (Professor enters the hut.) Gilligan:"Guess what I got now!?" Skipper:"Throw it out Gilligan!" (Gilligan picks up the Professor, and tries to throw him out.) Professor:"Gilligan! What are you doing!?" Skipper:"Gilligan! What's a matter with you!?" Gilligan:"Well, you told me-"

Cousin Roger... I did not know that. Wow!

Cousin Roger nope.

Did y'all know they made tires of the vehicles slippery burn and smoke by putting Clorox on them?

A miraculous miracle has happened! Donny walked today! But it smarted(hurt). He's in a turtle shaped body shell.

Hot set lights melt the real thing. Can't use it.

It was really cold mashed potatoes because ice cream melts under the hot set lights. Same trick Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) used for Gilligan's ice cream cone civilization gave him in the castaways return from the island.

https://metv.com/stories/theres-a-funny-reason-why-ron-howard-secretly-dreaded-every-time-opie-ate-ice-cream